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>Wannabe BLM member
>DedSec
>Fight against da evil raysis non-Trump
This is the fucking state of Western video games. Did a 14-year-old write this?

>black guy
>can into computers

I mean I'm all for diversity but this is just racial pandering, Ubisoft is such a transparent shit studio.

what can you do?

>Image.jpg
Can we have a cringe thread?

>Giving a shit about Ubisoft's next excretion.

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that image certainly looks like a 14 year old nigger wet dream

Why would a hacker wear a mask like that when they go out when they can simply do their hacking from their own home safe and sound? Makes no sense.

Holy fuck is this real?

you forgot the part where the mission they showed was to stop not-trump from deleting files since that's what he's known for doing and all

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I pray that they completely fail at nailing the meme side of hacker culture to the point where the game is mocked. So far it is set up to be this way. I saw some tasteless and old memes in the trailer.

confirmed for total cuck game

>Did a 14-year-old write this?

just look at it

This looks terrible. Fortunately, we have Mr. Robot coming soon, so I don't really care about this bullshit.

It's like they took every stereotype "hackers" have on the internet and put it in a game. And that diversity... kek.

western videogames are getting worse and worse, now the retards are listening to SJW and people who cry because violence and sexy women. Fuck this industry, the japs are the way to go, they always had superior games and they are the best option in this shitty industry that is being hijacked by marxists.

Its fucking shit, they pander in every fucking direction, even threw in a quit white guy just so people cant attack them for the black protag.

>This is the fucking state of Western video games. Did a 14-year-old write this?

Exactly my thoughts when playing campaign of battlefield 4 and hardline. These had potential to be better than modern warfare 2 with this frostbite engine, but probably some fucking sjw women wrote the script and it was childish and unrealistic as fuck.
Not to mention games from bethesda softworks. They may have good world creators, but average programmers and shitty story and dialog writers.
Dont even get me started on bioware/ubisoft/EA/Activision. Shitty PC corpos mass creating shitty games that sell only because they spend massive $$ on marketing campaigns.
Only GTA V is somewhat based, and MGS V.
And of course The witcher 3 + Blood & Wine & hearts of stone. I doubt any company will surpass this masterpiece anytime soon. The bar is very high.

t. indie dev

wtf is this?
A political APB Reloaded?

to be honest kids will love it, so it's going to do pretty well

>girl in booty shorts
>black hero protag
>quiet loner white guy
>retarded face-mask white guy

not to mention

>hack anything with a smart phone

the entire thing is cringe worthy

Simply don't buy it. These are products. These products would not be made if they weren't profitable. Do not patronize their business.

>the right wing controls social media
>Trump is the bought-and-paid globalist candidate instead of Hillary
What a fucking preposterous situation

>Horrific web of doom!

A Mr. Robot fan should know better than to assume he knows what the game is about based on a tutorial mission. I feel very sure that Watch_Dogs 2 is going to have a similar moral about the dangers of smashing massive institutions very suddenly, however good you and your diverse hacker enclave's intentions might be.

Is she wearing a hijab and booty shorts?

Never compare APB to this garbage.

Characters in APB have decent design, that is just shit

>quite loner white guy
He's the only one working

I really hope someone will make a mod to replace not-Trump with not-Hillary

shit would be cash

Everything about this game looks like shit except the Daft Punk gimp mask that thing is baller

>tfw he's the final boss

GTA V is intentionally being edgy for headlines though

the hot fucking irony is that this is what the bay area needs. Even fucking Antonio Villaraigosa straight up said "let's make LA great again" after measure R passed back in 2008

Watch Dogs main Character
>selfish
>psychopath
>fueled by revenge
>hypocrite
>white

Watch Dogs 2 main Character
>sides with group claiming to be the good guys that will bring down corruption
>Good boy
>Dindu nuffin
>fights for social justice
>black

The first one was actually pretty good if you understood the narrative and SJWism had a minimal presence in the game. But since they have to have a black main character, he can't be evil, thus ruining the main thing that made Watch Dogs good. I wonder what they are going to do when the gameplay doesn't fit the narrative in the 2nd one, when it did in the first one. (some people were too stupid to understand the first one because they only thought vigilante=good and thus ignored the entire plot of the game).

who the fuck dressed those characters? what an absolute eyesore

It's a shame that the first game was so hamfisted in its execution

>since they have to have a black main character, he can't be evil

There is no reason to assume that.

I am pretty sure they tried to rip off APB's style but failed miserably at it.

OH MY GOD THEY HACKED GRAVITY!

The sales of this will bomb.

Everyone knows Ubisoft games are utter shite but they're almost certainly going to get sales by generating controversy of their obvious Trump recreation.

Some out of touch 40 year old woman consulted by 8 year old children apparently

Nice flag. How's Cyprus? Is there still a civil war going on?

Not even worth torrenting tbqh

>doing hacking with no mask on
What is this amateur hour?

>Watch Dogs 2 Feels So Much Better Than the First
Should I trust the numale and the Jew and buy this game, Sup Forums?

DA PWABLEM SOLVERZ!!!

>hacking with a mask that has the logo of your super sekret hacker club

They're both clearly Jews

video games are for manchildren anyway and you shouldn't play them

go get a productive hobby

Cast (left to right)
R2-Dindu
Biker Wannabe numale
WatchNog himself
Porno Jihadi
Ahmed on a laptop

pirate it if you want to play on PC
kat.cr and thepiratebay are your friends.

Just pirate it, goofball. It probably DOES play better than the first. Watch_Dogs had a lot of problems (unbalanced minigames, inflexible parkour, slippery fucking driving) that will probably be tighter in the new one.

>not represenin ur homeboy squad

yes

It's a solid second world country. More developed than Somalia, less than literally any other major western nation. The war ended in '74 now a days everyone just blames everything on the turks, its funny because the people here act as if this was the garden of eden before the invasion. I can assure you it is not. It's even funnier how the locals beat their chests about being greek, when literally every empire that has had any kind of influence in the region owned this place. The only real Hellenic connection is the orthodox church. Even the language was bastardized, most of the non-urban dialects are actually closer to old Italian from when the Venetians ruled this place.

All AAA publishers only have shitty 'inclusive' non-offending boring and bland games.
Even open world games where you're supposed to make your own story, like Fallout, is now so much on rails that the developers could get away with a fucking dialog wheel.

Do you still dream of once again becoming a crusader state?

you are vastly overestimating the ability of video game writers. everything about the game is out there, down to the devs saying the character has been racially profiled in a world where there are cameras everywhere and you can find out what a person faps to by aiming your phone at them. they aren't hiding their agenda in the slightest and all of the voice lines and trailers for the game have shown just how terrible it's going to be

Black guy fights with a bloody yo yo.

Just cuck my shit up ubisoft

>Did a 14-year-old write this?
Video games are bought primarily by 14 year olds so it's normal that they make them for 14 year olds.

Go back to Sup Forums you child.

I don't understand why people STILL buy and play fucking video games. They are complete trash nowadays. How can they compare to masterpieces from the late 90s-early 00s? PRESS X TO WATCH A CUTSCENE, PRESS A TO KILL BOSS. Can any of these modern turds hold a candle to the original Soldier of Fortune?

Only a fully cucked publisher like Ubisoft could look at such a shitty, fundamentally broken game like Watch Dogs and think the way to improve it is "Diversity".

I'm not overestimating Ubisoft, trust me. I'm just not interested in making the same mistake everyone made about the first Watch_Dogs based on its SJW-bait teasers.

>look, look, you're saving whores, you're such a good person
>okay, now be a thug who ruins his family and somehow manages to make Chicago even worse

If you buy any game made by a non-japanese developer, you can be assured that your money is going to at least one sjw faggot anti-white piece of shit.

witcher,

and i dont even play vidya

I should point out that I'm an American Expat. This place would serve well as a forward base for an invasion, not gonna lie, other wise there's nothing here. Not enough fresh water to take advantage of the near perpetual sun, no real mineral resources, a bit of natural gas off the coast, but no support infrastructure.

Total War. Not Rome II though.

Yaw, we progammaz N'shiet.

I don't even play new video games anymore. Bought Fallout 4 and regretted it within a few hours. MGSV was fucking great but probably only because it was made by japs. Honestly can't even think of any games made in the last 3 years I want to play. I browse the steam store with the intention of finding something to buy but I just end up giving up after a few minutes. Shit's depressing.

Valve hasn't been pozzed... r-right?

Why is there an Arab wearing bootie shorts?

>Black
>Hacker

nuff said

Because she is a strong independent woman that just happens to be a part of the most peaceful religion on the planet

Do they even make games anymore? TF2 is a shitshow and we're still waiting for a continuation of half life.

>I'm all into diversity
Have fun being raped friendo

This. Especially anything from the AAA or indie scene. And even then you have to avoid anything from Nintendo or NISA, both of their US localization teams are full of SJW cucks.

>Watch_Nogs

Valve barely counts as a game developer anymore. Can't infect your games with diversity when you don't make any.

>we're still waiting for a continuation of half life.
If Gordon Freeman gets replaced with a muslim woman I'm going postal.

>muslim in booty shorts

who designed this

>who designed this

People trying to rile up SJWs by making an inclusive diversity character a sex object.

It's actually pretty clever!