What would you do if you had his powers?

What would you do if you had his powers?

Keep it low key. And just enjoy a good life. And blow up Brussel with all the EU fucks.

Use Gemma Arterton's tits as a cushion.

Probably destroy your computer from the inside

OMG h4xx0r!!

Did he have powers?
Wasn't it a fucking suit?

honestly I'd probably just keep turning lambs and people into goo

He had no powers

Fly up some Chad 's dick hole then enlarge myself

take pictures of sleeping starlets and post them on Sup Forums

WOW 3 THREADS OVER THE SPAN OF 8 MONTHS?
kill yourself nigger

Probably sneak around where I shouldn't be. People's houses, museums, buildings n stuff at night. I doubt I'd steal anything but besides, what people don't know, people don't care about.

stalking emma watson and maybe wait for my moment when she is alone

this. I would sneak into her shoe and lie under her sole, feeling all her weight pressing her sole against my body with every footfall

Rob a bank

Kill Iron Man for all the innocent lives his weapons cost

killing strigois

rape

destroy the world

DELET THIS

film and rape ariel winter and post on Sup Forums

Is it morally wrong to steal money from banks?

I'd maybe take a few thousand just to pay off my college tuition.

I'm really not sure what you could do with your powers besides illegal stuff.....

>I'm really not sure what you could do with your powers besides illegal stuff.....
Minimally invasive surgery

I should rephrase my question.

Is there anything legal you could do, without having to reveal your power to everyone?

Because if people find out about your power I imagine someone is going to come take your suit. Probably the govt.

You could use it to visit Westworld without having to pay to use the shrinkray

I do not believe, not even for a moment, that anyone would question the morality of his actions if he could shrink himself and steal whatever he wants.

Deep down all men want the same thing, and only money is the way to achieve it.

Why would you still want money if you have that suit?

Good point though. I'd just steal whatever I need.

>Is it morally wrong to steal money from banks?

yes you nigger

how can you expect to buy food/things pay the bills with no money?

It's safer to steal money from a vault and buy something with it than it is to just steal the object.

How would you intend to steal a house? Or a car?

I'd fly into women's wombs and hit the expansion button.

>buy

I have all the money I want, literally too much since people are always asking for handouts and retarded investment schemes

Why would you need those?

Would you still want to take of that suit?
youd be paranoid as fuck so no, i doubt youd like to live a normal life anymore or could with it.

>only eat when you shrink down
>live off of the same bag of maltesers all your life

I can't even remember half of the villians powers at this point

Why didn't Ant-Man upgraded his suit to be more like Yellowjacket's?
He constantly needs to rely on ants or other Avengers to move around, or to return to normal size.
Yellowjacket's suit could fly and shoot lazers. Way cooler.

>live in a matchbox to save on rent

>its easier to rob a fucking bank vault than just hotwire a car

lol

Shrink some walkie talkies and place them in people's ears, and then fuck their shit up

>>its easier to rob a fucking bank vault than just hotwire a car

Probably. Do you know how to hotwire a car? I don't.

Okay, you steal a car.

How do you register it? You can't drive around without a license plate. The car will be reported missing, if you ever get pulled over you're getting arrested. The VIN number will be tagged so you'd never be able to register it.

Think these things through.

A job will also be necessary. Eventually someone would notice the man with no job buying thousands of dollars worth of stuff.

>if you ever get pulled over you're getting arrested

Oh no, if only I could escape somehow...

This is true. Just steal a fuckton of money and live a normal life, keep a low profile and you'll be fine.
Also you can't just shrink and kidnap women for sex. You need money for hookers.

Then everyone would know your power exists.

There's a chance a camera would pick you up in the car prior to that, so they could also know your identity.

well you cant really do that with modern cars but some shitheads stole a car on my street by simply putting a coathanger through their letterbox and taking the car keys off of their table lmao, not exactly the elaborate operation robbing a bank vault us

I thought it was weird how in Ant Man the villain is obsessed with shrinking people to make money.

Like you could make way more money with all the applications of shrinking inanimate objects. Especially since shrinking them seems to reduce their mass.

Shrink all the shit you launch into space and you would save so much money. Or all the tanks for the military for easier transportation. Or cargo containers for overseas shipping.
Or shrink computers to make crazy powerful electronics.

Shrinking people is like the least lucrative of all these options.

use stolen and fake licence plates like real world car thieves do or just drive off and steal a new one

Sleep inside a vagina kinda like Luke Skywalker in Empire

>Then everyone would know your power exists.

Probably not. People aren't as switched on as you think. In any case, my power > their power

the same thing Eric O'Grady did

check out hotties in the shower

The shrink ray technology is so inconsistent there's no real point to thinking about it. It makes you smaller by shrinking the distance between atoms(?) but your weight also decreases (sometimes) but your exerted force is still the same. But if you embiggen things then they're also proportionately stronger and heavier.

It was more he was obsessed with Hank and Antman. He wanted to find the pym particles formula and prove he could make his own improved antman

Travel the world for free, nicking stuff here and there in order to live the good life doing so.
Then, I'd find a good place to settle down and do whatever, pay for it by steeling or investing in gold and enlarging it to increase its return value.
I'd occasionally preform good deeds while not being seen, enlarging midgets, shortening those with gigantism, enlarging food for the poor, stuff like that.

This movie just scratches the surface of sheer ridiculousness that goes on with Hank Pym and his particles.

pym particles, ain't gotta explain shit
but yeah that explanation about decreasing the distance between atoms is bullshit

Remember, Ant Man can become subatomic. As in smaller than an atom. That would be impossible if that's actually how the shrinking is accomplished. How can you be smaller than an atom if all your atoms are still the same size?

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>shrink and kidnap women for sex
that's disgusting user

>How can you be smaller than an atom if all your atoms are still the same size?

Most of the "size" of an atom is empty space

But if you're subatomic that implies you're smaller than the nucleus right?

pretty sure that's what they were thinking of when they made the scene.

dude haha
just turn your brain off lmao

All matter was condensed into a single point once right?

Record major league baseball without express written consent

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turn girls into giants

i mean what else would you do?

probably rape and stuff

and blast zach into a million pieces

No u

So OP likes this kind of thread and in the span of a year has posted it three (3) whole times?

user, you're are the cancer here.

The expansion of the universe is the expansion of space itself.

first post, best post.

fpbp

Literally what? He was trying to perfect the technology to sell it and piss off his daddy

I would live out my giantess fetish

Go insane because my brain isn't protected from the negative effects of being shrunk like he did in this movie and probably do whatever it is i'd do if i were crazy and had this suit. Idk, kill corporate assholes or something

Or you could just never shrink and be discount iron man.

>Not stealing anyway

Morality is a spook.

Spelunking, if you catch my drift.

Hide in girls panties duh

lmao

If you steal a shit load of money, you still have to launder it. You can't just have stolen money and purchase a car from a dealership, or get a mortgage with a suitcase of money.

You can potentially rent, that might work. Just get a swanky place and pay your landlord in cash.