Do you trust film reviews?
Do you trust film reviews?
Not that one.
I don't even read any.
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Kubo was mediocre, the only good thing about it was the animation.
>there is a great evil coming
>you are the chosen one Kubo
>find these 3 pieces of equipment and you'll defeat evil
>chosen one defeats evil
wow
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It's not fair
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dumb script-kid
(((HOFFMANN)))
It's almost like it was some kinna movie for children.
He didn't need the 3 pieces though.
I didn't really get the end with his grand father
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Holy TRIPLE DUBS
Let me give those digits a good ol lickeroo
For 10 minutes I thought I was witnessing stop motion kino
>PTSD mom with hints of weird memory loss and triggered comatose
>Kubo's story telling with the origami
>Le monke first scene basically tells the audience 'buckle up kids time to grow the fuck up'
Went downhill so fucking fast
>THE MONKEY AND THE BEETLE ARE LIKE HIS PARENTS
>GET IT
>GET IT
>I SEE YOU DON'T GET IT
>SO THEY'RE LITERALLY HIS PARENTS NOW
>Here's some shitty world building as consistent as an 8 year old with a lego set
Fuck
I liked beginning of when aunts come, would be scary as a kid I think.
>kubo indoctrinates an irrational belief system
What? How? Isn't it just a fantasy movie? I saw it, but it was quite forgettable, so I have no idea what he's talking about.
bruh
The existence of souls, spirits, and after life.
I haven't seen the movie nor do I know anything about it, but is this guy basically shitting on shintoism?
How was he not lambasted for his cultural insensitivity of that were the case?
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Yeah, I usually like Laika but Kubo was all over the place and felt fucking ching-chong-nip-nong Chinese instead of Japanese to me.
It's a fantasy film with magic and Gods tho. The movie doesn't refer to any contemporary religion. He must be talking about something specifically said during the movie or something. Either that or he's retarded.
Then they should have put in more funny jokes
He probably means the stuff with villagers and their dead relatives.
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Story was generic. Good animation and use of music though. I would only recommend it to children or people who really like stop motion animation.
How much of characters is cgi vs actual posed puppets?
my god this image has come far
i hope you're the guy who posts the same pic but bane-relate in every bane thread
godspeed user, i love you
damn, i wanted a kubo thread.
It can still be one.
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BALEMAN KING!!!!
Does this mean Kubo is /ourguy/?
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You don't understand the word generic.
The story was generic shit and totally uninteresting with asspulls with the guitar that can do anything and has no rules. It was like disney's Hercules but the MC didn't want to become a god for some reason.
good villian design desu
What's the audio variation of kino? Cause that's what the end credits song is
The guitar just channeled magic like the pipe.
Kubo had to use the two strings to win at the end.
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Magic in this world can do anything from constructing ships to summoning the dead. Maybe instead of going on a quest to get some bullshit armor that did nothing he should have went on a quest to learn more about magic and get some spells or something. How does Kubo even know how to cast spells when he's been banished from the godly realm?
>mfw dubsman saved a shitty thread
dis nigga gets it
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Kubo was so good it made my dick gently weep.
I never do. I don't even trust my own opinions tbqh. I like a lot of shitty movies.
I agree 100% and why was it called Kubo and the 2 strings when her instrument had 3 strings?
>her
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heh, i wonder what type of comments he got.
indiewire.com
Kubo is female
This is the problem with the Rotten Tomatoes score. I don't know if it was always this with, but if you scroll through them, a LOT of them are positive or negative for political reasons.
The two bracelets.
I don't trust RT anymore solely based on the Kubo score it gave. The most disjointed, awkward movie ever, waste of my money. but the skelly was purdy cool.
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musiqué
WE WUZ KIANGZ
>mother is a monkey
>father is a beetle
more race mixing shit.
Am I stupid if I didn't realize beetle was his dad?
I trust anyone's opinion generally if they take the time to organize it nicely in a well edited format. If you only look for people that confirm what you already belive and get mad when they dont, you're doing it wrong
You forgot how all of that is used as a back drop to his emotions and relationship with his family. It was above average with gorgeous lighting and animation.
The prophecy is true
vine.co
Reviews on an artistic medium like film is a matter of opinion so just taking any review at face value isn't very helpful. You need to take the time to find a reviewer who's taste generally aligns with your own and even then, when reading any particular review by them analyze whether you also agree with their reasons for liking or no liking a particular work.
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I knew there had to be a reason why this thread had so many posts
damn
nice. impressive.
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Because it's literally kubo and the two strings.
Why'd he need a string from the monkey if the monkey was his mom and he already had a string from her?
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>3 pieces
the fact that this didn't come to any real use and had no utility in the end fight was really odd. Also the weird ending where the grandfather is robbed of his past and everyone is now going to live a lie around him? I found that disturbing. The casting was also really uninspired. McConaughey stands out like a sore thumb and Charlize Theron's super serious over articulated speech also stood out too much. I mean the animation was really cool, and I'll always appreciate things rooted in some myhological style, but I really don't think this film was as great as people seem to think.
>For 10 minutes I thought I was witnessing stop motion kino
I had the same reaction. I thought they had delivered a new level of stop motion action here and just that right amount of darkness on par with the classic disney movies. But then...yeah.
Last time this happened was when I saw this:
youtu.be
then right after this the movie gets really mediocre
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he has done it again
Basically it goes like this.
Negative review = Usually bad.
Mixed reviews = Utter shit or pleasant surprise.
Universal praise = Most likely overrated.
this, I feel like people should get that the ratings are just a rought outline so that you avoid the absolute dogshit or if you really want to watch something that you know is going to be good if universally liked. But usually the works you enjoy the most are just above the 70% range. Same with other media as well. People who still play games only when it's 9.0 or more are doing it wrong.
A real human bean did this
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This.
I don't understand what he means exactly
You ever seen a movie that makes you feel like a claustrophobic boring Sunday? That's this movie.
Very true. What a bullshit. And The Boxtrolls is even worse in that aspect. Laika went down
Let me try and top that
>a claustrophobic boring Sunday
A what?
>animate 3d model in computer
>3d print model frame by frame
>use print results to do stop motion animation
What's the point? You're just doing slow tedious computer animation.
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was it kino?
No.
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