/mlb/ general - F edition

CLE: Francisco Lindor doubles thrice in defeat
PHI: Nick Williams launches grand slam in victory
DET: Miguel Cabrera draws walkoff walk vs. Jays
SEA: Nelson Cruz blasts game-winning homer Sunday
PIT: Frazier hits walkoff RBI single against Cards
ATL: Braves are very open to dealing Julio Teheran
WAS: Murphy homers twice as Nats trounce Reds
HOU: Mike Fiers strikes out 11 over seven frames
COL: Arenado slugs three-run shot, Rox rout Mets
CHC: Jose Quintana dominates Orioles in Cubs debut
LA: Rich Hill fans nine as Dodgers beat Marlins
LA: Justin Turner homers, drives in two vs. MIA

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youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDt10fRqw
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In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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4 in a row for the first time in 2 yearsdians

Apparently Abe Almonds hit one 505ft

post more DG tweets

>florida will never go back to this logo

resd...maybe

>mfw Ryan Madson and Sean Doolittle

Good, fuck you and your shitty team.

*leaves the haters in the dust*

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hello, what's the reason you posted this image

>why?

Watch the fuck out phils

>Pirates memeing just enough to not be sellers at the deadline
Why couldn't >we have the 98 win season this year?

can we have josh harrison in the offseason? thanks

Bart

>rags

>actually wanting to watch pitchers bat

Someone decided Miami > Florida, but really they're both pretty terrible for their own reasons.

at least the fish was interesting. mcdonalds-lookin miami is flat out lifeless

>Disne!yspn.com

w...what?

>his name is Dickey Muck
Do you like him? =3

Hi

hey there bart

BART'S HERE!!!!!!!!!

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Bort?

MARINERS!

you forgot pic brother

MARINERS!
thanks senpai

hi bart, how's springfield?

isqeq

Tasty -_-

ryls

>29 years old
Life was tough 100 years ago.

My father was born in a three room Sear's catalog house from a farmer's wife; it was 1948
my aunt's helped, young though they were, while my uncle and Grandfather worked in the fields

Yes. Yes, life was hard, and still is for some folk

So this red sox and yankees game is going to end at 1 am EDT right

Hopefully

17-19 inning affair
>completely scoreless

Thanks. I cringed.

if everyone watching Copa Oro??

smoke break?
where'd ya go?
true story dude

fuck you, pls no.

repost from the old thread.....

It's official, I found DGs twitter profile and he's really triggered by Rockies fans
Check it out. His name is BART

twitter.com/bart2555/media

the proof:
@bart2555
Replying to @BKR2012 @BNightengale
Yes y'all are delusional. Call me daddy
1:31 PM - 16 Jul 2017

@bart2555 1h1 hour ago
Replying to @SkiingGod @Shea_foley18 and 3 others
Why you @ your pussy friend that blocked me because I roasted his ass in front of his friends and he got triggered. Keep talking about your

@bart2555 Jul 15
Replying to @ivanpadres @JonHeyman
This face is accusing me of never losing my virginity..... seems legit

concrete proof
twitter.com/bart2555/status/884837518754988032

memes about handing out Ls
twitter.com/bart2555/status/884599756567191552
twitter.com/bart2555/status/884580582373511168

hating on Bumgarners wife
@bart2555 Jul 9
Replying to @Richard_yt3100 @Mikeandkam and 4 others
He's taking Ls at life

AND THE BEST ONE OF THEM ALL (I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP ROFLMAO)
@bart2555 Jul 10
Replying to @sophia_young34 @AllStarGame @MLB
It was a joke. Kershaw is better than scherzer so stop. That's why he finished with his hands up last year and not on his head

LGTSS
>BART

It's called the gold cup you commie and no, soccer is gay.

bart's already here

>Yes, life was hard, and still is for some folk
You don't know the half of it.

Injuns desu senpai!

what would you do if your parents named you Bart?

You mean like refugees?

Yeah, likely that's even more tough, worse for the Islamic folks
but not the athletes
Puig is a free man
the guy that brought him here?
>prison

kys myself

change my name to Rudiger

I wouldn't have a cow, man..

Refugees are fortunate they don't have to watch the White Sox play baseball. They have it good comparably.

>Chiraq

I say a little prayer for you, my friend -_-

i would laugh at their pitiful attempt as it gets thrown out in court. no judge would allow anyone to forcibly change another adult citizen's name

youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDt10fRqw

This man was the most comedic part of seinfeld.

alright, /mlb/, these ten players have been HBP at a higher rate than anybody else over the last 5 seasons

who's the missing player?

>still watching Constanza
who the fuck is Seinfeld

>named
he meant from the birth
and you mean to troll

just flagging you =3

brandon guyer

jump on the bort bandwagon

Eat my shorts

good god you sound gay as fuck. fag.

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I'd try to make people forget that my really small cock was shown in a movie

fpbp

now...pitchers in the same timespan

>still using the word Fag or Faggot

fuck if i know. I at least knew guyer is a hard cunt that never tries to avoid getting hit

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June 9 Bartolo Colon Bobblehead giveaway
July 4 Giveaway Bartolo Colon
What did the Braves mean by this?

Where did all the Giants fans go?

I'm fucking sick of Aaron judge already. Espn won't shut the fuck up about him. Shame because he seems like a good guy but I want him to die.


Also what the fuck do I do about jet lag? I just woke up (2 AM here)

i took so many naps during my europe trip...do you have any train trips planned? those are killer nap opportunities

no point to post. I'm a tigers fan and I don't really post anymore since my home town team is a steaming pile of dogshit with no future.

Nah just in London for the week with my family. I slept 1 hour on the plane over and made it through the day so at least I got 4 hours tonight but fucking hell. I'm just gonna get wasted tomorrow night and hopefully pass out through the jet lag

Any suggestions for Sup Forumsstros away games?

I can't decide between at seattle or at boston

weak

Rather go outside or do something else than bitch about how pathetic my team is all day desu.

>Not going back to plebbit

there's a killer oldies club in soho called troy 22. you can drink your problems away with an excellent playlist and university birds

both ballparks seem like excellent experiences. i was really hoping our ALE schedule this year included @BOS but i was denied

You are embarrassing and sound like you have zero life experience

Well, y'know, if you have that option

It is okay AL central bro the sun doesn't hurt too much. People are fucking trash though, I would avoid them.

.308/.389/.636/
1.025
16 HR

PSA: USA won Evo

Please look at the catalog regularly to report off-topic.

Shitposters on Sup Forums are nearly dead. It's the home stretch. Long live sports culture. Down with bro culture.

neutral here

Safeco > Fenway and it isn't even close

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I have a feeling your farm system is going to look a lot better in a couple weeks.

There's a boston series in fenway this september though?

nah, we play em here. you had me second guessing for a minute, though

Maybe. We will probably fail to develop them like usual.

Hey.

The Tigers have invested a bunch in player development since Avila started. It's too bad you guys can't move Cabrera and Verlander is having such a down year.

Imagine being so obsessed with a Sup Forums character you begin to go literally mad.

What a sad turn of events.

64-29

(10+10+10
10+10+10
1+1+1+1+)

Even if Verlander was doing a little better i don't think we would get much. Maybe Dombrowski would find a way, but dunno about Avila. Only Fulmer would get an absolute haul 100%.

Miggy's contract is abysmal.

closest division this year

anything else?

Fenway is a once in a lifetime experience.