Character looks at his reflection in the mirror and punches it so the mirror breaks into shards

>character looks at his reflection in the mirror and punches it so the mirror breaks into shards

>digging
>the shovel strikes something
>MC gets on their knees to scrape away the dirt
>it's a human skull

never happend

>Character is poisined/sedated
>only gets to feel the syntomps as they are narrated to him/her

>character runs into Street
>car screeches to a stop
>character places his hands on the hood but otherwise doesn't move

name one flick that does this

The godfather part 2

>Vietnam War scene
>It Ain't Me starts playing

WRONG

>cut to character
>character does thing

>tense dialogue with antagonist
>wacky nigger sidekick quips after brief pause

>It Ain't Me
Song is Fortunate Son you retard

Nah it's clearly called Silver Spoon in Hand

I thought it was tax man?

I did something similar

>Playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>Had an empty wine glass next to me
>Getting angry because keep dying on the trainyard level due to snipers
>Die one too many times
>Angry I grab the top of the wine glass with my hand
>Squeeze hard
>Shatter the glass in my hands
>Somehow only had a small cut on one finger.

>autism meets anger management issues
You do know what happens in videogames isn't real don't you user?
You do know that it won't matter whether you "win" or you "lose" at your games?

Name 543 kinos, 657 cinemas, 7098 films, and 43567 flicks that do this

>he says with a cool smile, placing his smirking bite on a freshly clipped cigar. Ayeees, this rational, logical man tips his Fedora up just enough to behold his wife getting barbarically mounted by a Moor.

>character is in the bathtub
>character takes a deep breath and goes under the water

Are you describing the context of the response you're about to give me?

>character gets hit in the head by a bad guy
>wakes up hours later in an unknown place

Lol, dude, it's a meme.

Try to hang around a little before you take a swing at a post, kid. PM me if you want to know the 411 around here.

>user shitposts
>wakes up hours later in an unknown place
look behind you

...

>Someone says something stupid
>Uh it's a meme let's be friends
mlm

What? I love doing this.

Cuck with no competitive spirit or drive to win detected.

>watch movie
>movie has a stylistic choice that my autistic brain can't comprehend
>complain about it on Sup Forums

legit always called it red white and bruised

How new?

>colored images accompanied by sound

When will this fad end?

I am big.

It's the pictures that got small

...

Is that CIA before his days with the agency? Is this leaked prequel footage?

>he's never done this
Seriously?

>character infiltrating location
>easily knocks out multiple guards with single blows to the back of the head

>two guards walking in a line
>assassin is able to kill rear guard and drag body away without any sound alerting the one in front

I'd fuck the middle one.

>characters sneak in by dressing themselves up in guard uniforms

Nice goblins

>protagonist asks a question
>"don't you read newspapers?"
>"don't you watch tv?"

>Yahoo and MSN search have to sponsor movies to stay relevant
>nobody in movies uses Google

Wanted did

ok

also
>characters Tweeting

The only one I've seen is Bing

>protagonist knight in armor has bruises and cuts on face after a heavy fight
>sidekick chick almost naked refuses to wear heavier armor

>characters glasses breaks to symbolize the true violent nature of man over intellectualism

Bad Neighbors 2 use tweet and whatsapp

>character looks into mirror on the medicine cabinet
>opens the cabinet
>closes it
>in the reflection, someone is standing behind them

>The Internship


All the argument is based on Google (camp)

imma kill myself now

If you have to argue I'd say that one was rather to soften the image of Google than just to promote the search engine.

>scientist character
>missing an idea or ingredient
>least intelligent character mentions something unrelated
>scientist "wait a minute..."
>shuffles around the room rambling incomprehensibly
>finishes and flips switch
>YOUVE DONE IT X

thank god ive been meaning to get this off my chest in one of these threads for weeks

>one was rather to soften the image of Google


What do you mean by that?

Name 10 movies and 5 shows where this happen

>characters fight the whole movie, with enormous beings from another dimension
>but wait, it's the friendly sidekick Rabbi who actually saves the whole galaxy

Only scene I remember is Foxcatcher, but Tatum breaks it with his head so it's pretty cool.

name 1506853680350 where it doesn't

By that I meant that it happens to the only sometimes rather not really substantial eventual surely your opinion invalid senpai.

>character is having difficult time emotionally
>camera pans over to whiskey bottle
>sinister music starts playing

>male hero whips out dick
>sax starts playing

I mean

>soften the image of google


Why google have a bad image?

What are you talking about?

>cocky character cracks joke at the straight man being unable to do something
>straight man does it on first try without even thinking about it
>cocky character makes conceited quip

that's like every episode of fresh prince.

I don't know, why they repeat "don't be evil" through the whole movie?

Who?

Vincent and Wilson?

I did this yesterday playing Overwatch.
Got on the tilt so hard that I slammed my glass down on the table and it smashed into a shitload of pieces, cut my hand up. Literally a sperg out over a videogame.

>Playing capeshit.


You deserve it

It's really awful, literally a 3D rock paper scissors.

TF2 MASTER RACE HERE

keep with your over/rated over/watch

>playing Mother Russia Bleeds solo
>final boss after a grueling final level
>it's tough as shit, but I get close to what looks like beating him after dying a good 20 times
>it's wasn't even fucking close
>he goes into his second form and becomes twice as hard
>to get the good ending you have to avoid shooting up to get stronger or regenerate health
>refuse to get the bad ending because I'm a sperg
>punch the edge of my bookshelf as an outlet
>my fist is swollen at the edge and the sun is coming out
>my neighbors are going to work and I'm mad at vidya

What movie is this even? It's like that dibbuk box movie with aliums it sounds like.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>character gets hit on head
>wakes up later
>no brain damage, no nausea, no fractured skull, no clot waiting to cause stroke, no memory loss

there is literally no show or film in existence that correctly shows unconsciousness and doesn't use this stupid magic-off-button meme

Yes.

fuck, marry, kill?

>Arab scene
>oud and wailing woman start playing

...

> character splashes water in their face
> They then stare at themselves in the mirror for a uncomfortable amount of time

I've done that.

YOUR FACE
TO FACE

WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

I thought it was a Black Flag reference

DAMAGED

>[ethnic wailing intensifies]

>character have to get drugs
>go to the drug dealer place
>two niggers are playing some game on the couch

>Arab scene
>It's Ain't Sharia starts playing

>White character goes outside
>some niggers are playing some game on the sidewalk
>"AYY (character's name) HOW'S THANGS

middle gobbo a cute

This actually happened to a guy I know.

He cut his hand all up really badly and decided in his drunken stupor it'd be smart to treat it himself so he cauterized the wound with a knife heated up on his stove. The next day his roommates found the mirror and him and insisted he go to the hospital. He had to get a bunch of stitches and it's a fucking miracle he didn't sever a vital tendon and lose functionality of one or more of his fingers.

He had problems back then.

>protagonist is trying to get home before his parents so they won't know he was out playing and disobeying them
>at one point, one of the parents glances out the window
>sees him skateboarding next to them
>he ducks into a bush
>parent does a wacky double-take
>sighs, thinks they were just seeing things

>character receives phone call
>it's coming from inside the house

>reads this
>is filled with pride
>no sense of cringe to be found

Fucking hell, what am I doing?

>character is black
>doesn't have AIDS

>villain is this guy

>Scene of mass violence
>Upbeat classical music starts to play

>We don't have that kind of xx
>Well, you've got one now

>anime finale
>the main theme starts playing during the final battle

>be shadowboxing at home in front of the mirror
>accidentally punch the mirror because idiot
>strong punch as well
>the instant i hit it, i imagine it shattering
>it just stays still, not even slightly damaged
mirrors are tougher than they seem

>Love interest about to kiss the main character
>Comic relief shows up just in time to interrupt them and make us sit through another hour of relationship "development" with exactly one speed bump

...

>Drug scene
>In Scents Peppermints starts playing

>establishing shot in the middle east
>middle eastern singer starts wailing