/trans/ - New Week, New Chances (of getting a gf) edition

>Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, could still become a £60m Liverpool player this summer, after insisting he will only move to Anfield. (Sun)

Arsenal are also considering a £45m bid for the Dutchman. (Express)

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp, who has also been linked with 22-year-old RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, does not want to budge in moves for his prime targets, despite a "complicated" transfer window. (Telegraph)

Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, has been pictured in an Atletico Madrid shirt. And, having been told by Blues boss Antonio Conte that he is not in his plans, Costa told team-mate Cesc Fabregas during a live Instagram broadcast to 'give Conte a hug'. (Mail)

>Manager Arsene Wenger thinks Arsenal can convince 28-year-old Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, who has one year left on his contract, to stay. (Mirror)

Or, Wenger will turn to Celtic forward Moussa Dembele, 20, if Sanchez leaves. (Star)

>Wenger has given up on a world record move for Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, and is instead solely focused on signing the Ligue 1 club's 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Telegraph)

Lemar has demanded Monaco sell him to Arsenal. (Sun)

>Borussia Dortmund will only wait "a few more days" on any offers for Gabon forward and Chelsea target Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28. (Mail)

Chelsea want to sign Manchester City's Argentine striker Sergio Aguero, 29. (Star)

>The Stamford Bridge club have offered Atletico Madrid's Belgian winger Yannick Carrasco, 23, a five-year contract. (Don Balon, via Express)

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho wants German midfielder Toni Kroos, 27, in any deal that takes 26-year-old Spanish goalkeeper David de Gea to Real Madrid. (Sun)

>Tottenham Hotspur are preparing another push to sign Everton midfielder Ross Barkley. The two clubs have been unable to agree a fee so far this summer but Everton are happy to sell the 23-year-old. (Independent)

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Spurs hope to complete the signing of £8m Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth, 19, by the end of this week.(Mirror)

>Loic Remy, 30, is set to leave Chelsea this summer, with Everton and Southampton interested in the French striker. (Metro)

West Ham will make a third bid for Stoke City winger Marko Arnautovic. The Hammers have already failed with two offers for the 28-year-old Austrian.(Sky Sports)

>Swansea are keen to sign another Las Palmas player - attacking midfielder Jonathan Viera, 27. (Wales Online)

Former Wales forward John Hartson says Swansea cannot sell Everton target Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, at any price. The Icelandic midfielder has been linked with a move from Liberty Stadium. (Wales Online)

>Fulham are looking to complete a £5m deal to take Bordeaux striker Diego Rolan, 24, to Craven Cottage. (GetWestLondon)

>Liverpool have sold Lucas
>papers claiming they have given up on Van Dijk
lmao calamity season incoming

Apparently Arse is going to sign him now *wink wink*. I dunno who the fuck is making this shit up. Arse defence is Gabriel, Mustafi, Mert, Chambers, Holding and Kosc. Seems pretty OK to me desu. I mean sure try and get him but it's obviously utter bollocks.

>Liverpool with Van Dick
>Arsenal's Sanchez drama
>Chelsea's search for a striker
>Morata

i was hyped for this transfer window. it is boring.

>loic remy, 30

I'm sure he earned well at Chelsea but fucking hell what a waste of a career

Transfer market say naby keita is worth like 24m though, how the fuck could he be that expensive?

Liepzig is rich. they dont give a shit. i dont even think they want to sell Keita

They don't and they won't, not even if Liverpoo pull 100mil out of their asses.
Forsberg and Keita have accepted they will have to stay at Leipzig for now.

boyfriend screamed Lukaku during last night..think its over.
any transfers that will cheer me up?

>transfer market say

You know there isn't some sort of central agency that values players right? A player is worth what a club asks for and what a club is willing to pay for him

>Transfer market
you realise that transfermarkt is just retards making up player values in their free time, right?

>aston villa aren't going to walk into the premier league

bad feel

what premier league team resembles this webm?

>Carlo Laudisa: Morata close to joining Milan with a fee of €70m and €10m/yr.

Meet'N'Fuck: Swansea

...

gfs pregnant lads, she thought I'd be happy to hear

Guess who

>Benetez wants to pay £10m for Ojo

This transfer window is fucked

If you are both white you should be

Van Dijk isnt even a good player why do people see a 45m+ player in him?
Is it because MUH BIG STRONK DEFENDER

Because premier league inflation

In a few years the market will crash

soton, liverpool, chelsea 13-14

youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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£45M is utter bollocks by the media. He'll go for £60M.

because soton don't want to sell him so they can name fuck you prices to deter the scousers

>tfw he manages to throw whatever he was carrying and it hits the guy on the head

absolute legend considering he would have possibly been killed if caught

Isn't the issue that he wants to join them? Lemar wants to join Arse but Monaco don't wanna sell. Can you really afford to have a sulking player? Sanchez is an exception cause he's a mental case.

Wouldn't it have been grounds for a rematch?

reminder that next year is jesus's year

>You now remember Loic Remy plays for Chelsea FC

Based Macedonia, start a porn thread already

>you will never get paid outrageous sums of money to train with the first team and occasionally watch from the bench

sucks desu

"plays" is maybe not the right word

>user FC has won a court tribunal against Chad United for tapping up GF after a stellar 39 goal season

>GF will stay at user FC, however relations with the club and the player are strained

>GF may seek a january transfer

>City resigning club legend Caicedo to loan him to Girona
amazing

Is this meme still a thing la

>Madrid demand £80m for Morata all summer
>goes to Milan for £60m

ffs

I had no idea he was still there until I watched the highlights of the preseason game against fulham

Bring in a new strike partner and force GF to work with her

All transfers seem to have an additional 20mil slapped on them as soon as it's and English club buying, everyone knows how much the TV money is worth

She doesn't work in a 1-2 system. I doubt if she'll get even 1 goal before she transfers to Chad FC.

she plays off a target man sometimes but i'm not comfortable with the arrangement

Send her on loan to Leroy FC just to spite her. She will fail a medical at Chad FC if she spends half a season at Leroy

Toni kroos to united could solve the mess that is that midfield

Would toni do it now that he has another champions league and domestic league? Winning epl just adds to legacy even if meme

Let's predict premier league prices in 2 seasons.

>120m for John Stones to West Ham

>having to work with Mourinho

he just extended his contract

I think she'd be better off at Tyrone FC, she'll likely get a career ending pregnancy and the club will go into administration and flee the country.

Kroos will only go if >de gay goes the other way. If that happens, United won't move or get worse. DDG was a major reason they even got 6th.

>DDG was a major reason they even got 6th
Was he fuck, he barely had much to do. You could only say that for the seasons under LVG.

20m for Joleon Lescott to Leeds

Pretty sure he kept fuck loads of goals out.

Not nearly as much as he did in previous seasons. It was a pretty underwhelming season by his standards.

Mouyes bus parking meme tactics.

>yorkshire's brave kevin t' bruyne

mobile.twitter.com/DeBruyneKev/status/886901133427572737

they've won the EL with Romero

I was talking bout the league mate, notice where I said 'even got 6th'.

this tweet is making me want another war of the roses

>Ask John to make a Twitter account ffs

YEA FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DOESN'T JOHN STONES HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALLAH AKBARRR

snakes on a plane

Ma muo e un maestro se ha bene giocatori
Ok dann

twitter football fans are cancer

especially the ones with those terrible "AdjectiveFootballer" names

>[footballer]esque

>past 3 seasons west ham are linked with every striker available
>this season they aren't linked with anyone even though their choices are Andy 'Dead' Carroll or Sak'wifebeater'ho
>now they are linked with Arfraudtovic

what the fuck are they doing?

yfw this team finishes in an europa qualifying spot and pochettino keeps his job

U mmad?

>eriksen benched

disgusting

>this season they aren't linked with anyone
What the fuck are you talking about? They're still linked with every striker, Giroud and Chicharito are a couple off the top of my head.

where would you put him in this team? it was challenging to find a formation where he fits if lamela is healthy

these guys are going to take exposed to a whole new level

Lloris
Alder-Vert-Wimmer
Rose-Wanyama-Dembele-Trippier
---------eriksen--alli
-------------Kane

--------------------Lloris-------------------
-----------Dier---Alder---Vert-----------
Trippy---Adrien---Wanyama---Rose
------------Eriksen-----Alli---------------
--------------------Kane-------------------

Pretty much last season's team. There's literally no way Lamela starts. Most likely sold along with Sissoko and Wimmer, hopefully improving on CB and CM.

>people rate lamela

WOW

I think you guys are underrating lamela, but whatever, agree to disagree

am i being rused here?

last season in PL:
>lamela
1 goal 1 assist - 595 minutes

>eriksen
8 goals 20 assists - 3159 minutes

what changed over summer for lamela to suddenly be a starter?

i'd take Lamela 2bh

I think you're a leaf and what you know about football is laughable at best

>@SkySportsNewsHQ 43s ago

i'll take a bitter shandy and a bag of crisps 2bh

Oh god, what an amateur mistake.

'ello lads

Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, is likely to turn down a move to Premier League champions Chelsea and instead opt to join AC Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Manchester United are expected to complete the signing of Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic, 28, in the next few days in a deal worth £48m.(Independent)

Wales forward Gareth Bale, 28, says he is "happy" at Real Madrid, despite being linked with a move.(Marca)

>Chelsea look set to miss out on Juventus left-back Alex Sandro, 26, as the Italian club do not want to lose another defender having sold Leonardo Bonucci, 30, to AC Milan.(London Evening Standard)

Liverpool will increase their £57m bid for Guinea midfielder Naby Keita, but RB Leipzig coach Ralph Hasenhuttl says the 22-year-old is "comfortable" at the club.(Kicker via Liverpool Echo)

>Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, is keen to join Juventus but wants the Blues to lower their reported £40m asking price. (Corriere dello Sport, via Mail)

A Manchester City fan placed a bet in 2010 that Wayne Rooney would join Everton from Manchester United and, after losing his betting slip, had to provide an example of his handwriting to get his hands on his £2,000 winnings. (Manchester Evening News)

>Sampdoria have slammed the “farce” surrounding Patrik Schick’s proposed transfer to Juventus and warn “we’ll take him back and sell him on”.

Juventus reportedly held a meeting with Roma to discuss the possibility of signing defender Kostas Manolas.

>Torino have reportedly agreed terms with Duvan Zapata, but Napoli are demanding €20m for the striker.

Manchester United have reportedly agreed a €45.7m fee with Inter to sign winger Ivan Perisic.

>Valencia have reportedly agreed terms with Inter for a loan deal for French midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia but the player is yet to decide on a move.

>Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, is likely to turn down a move to Premier League champions Chelsea and instead opt to join AC Milan

GAZUMPED

it's that or 70 million pounds for Morata/Aubameyang or 100 million pounds for Belotti.

best deal is prob aguero

Barcelona have changed strategy in their attempts to overhaul their midfield this summer, although there are conflicting reports of their new approach. According to El Mundo Deportivo, the Catalans are going ‘all out’ for Marco Verratti and will now offer up a potential swap deal with Paris Saint-Germain in which Ivan Rakitic and Andre Gomes will both be mentioned.

Juventus and Torino are both reportedly battling it out to sign €10m-rated, Milan starlet Manuel Locatelli.

>Australian club Brisbane Roar have announced the signing of former Empoli striker Massimo Maccarone on a one-year contract.

Fiorentina have announced that Nikola Kalinic has been given two more days off to resolve his “family situation”.

>Osasuna have confirmed that they will sell Napoli target Alex Berenguer to Torino in a deal worth up to €6.5m.

Leeds United are expected to release Italian defender Giuseppe Bellusci from his contract shortly

>Juventus are considering a bid for Valencia defender Ezequiel Garay and reportedly view him as a potential replacement for Leonardo Bonucci.

Germans clubs Wolfsburg and Bayer Leverkusen have both made offers to Milan for Spanish winger Suso, according to reports.

>Massimiliano Mirabelli insists Milan will only sign Alvaro Morata and Renato Sanches “on our terms”.

Sky Sport Italia is reporting that Milan striker Gianluca Lapadula will undergo a second medical with Genoa on Monday afternoon.

>Luciano Spalletti hints he is resigned to losing Ivan Perisic as talk of the Inter winger’s proposed move to Manchester United “is all out in the open.”

Uruguayan defender Leandro Cabrera has ended an eight-year stay in Spain by joining Serie A outfit Crotone from Real Zaragoza.

>Former Spain international forward Michu, most recently at Real Oviedo, has retired from football aged 31 due to ongoing injury problems.

>happy in madrid
>can't speak spanish
pick both, apparently

its not yours
shes a hoo-er

>need a target man
>sign a manlet

Think Conte is distracted by whats happening at Juve and just wants to go back and fix it

Valencia have been given hope on signing Inter’s Gary Medel after the Chilean reportedly is refusing to leave European football.

>Girona are expected to complete the loan signing of highly-rated Brazilian Douglas Luiz after his permanent move to Manchester City.

Southampton new Coach Mauricio Pellegrino wants to raid former club Alaves for Moroccan central defender Zouhair Feddal, according to reports in Spain.

>AC Milan are ‘on the verge’ of completing the signing of Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata in a deal to be worth in the region of €70m, say reports.

Swansea City are to return to Las Palmas to negotiate for the transfer of Jonathan Viera having completed a deal for Roque Mesa, say reports.

>Real Betis are to rival Saint-Etienne in a bid to sign Aston Villa midfielder Jordan Veretout on a permanent basis, say reports.

Osasuna have confirmed winger Alex Berenguer will join Torino in a deal worth up to €6.5m with a clause inserted to ward off a future Athletic Bilbao deal.

>Las Palmas are hopeful of a deal for Atletico Madrid midfielder Matias Kranevitter and see him as a replacement for Roque Mesa, who has joined Swansea City.

Sporting Gijon defender Jorge Mere has passed a medical at Malaga ahead of a season-long loan deal, according to reports.

>Real Betis are set to invest the €16.5m they received from the sale of Dani Ceballos into strengthening their squad ahead of next season. Zenit Saint Petersburg midfielder Javi Garcia is said to top the club’s shopping list – the former Real Madrid, Benfica and Manchester City midfielder is said to be available for €4m. In terms of defensive options, FC Porto’s Spanish defender Ivan Marcano and Moroccan Zouhair Feddal, Alaves, are also being targeted.

Aguero deserves a move 2bh

never seen a league champion team have such a hilarious transfer window

not that they will sign him, but aguero is actually bretty good with his head

>Manchester United are expected to complete the signing of Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic, 28, in the next few days in a deal worth £48m
>Manchester United have reportedly agreed a €45.7m fee with Inter to sign winger Ivan Perisic

I thought the Perisic for random amount of money rumour was just a meme.

Hmm this could be the biggest deal within the PL of all time. I don't really understand the necessity of it on either side. Strange.

Sevilla striker Wissam Ben Yedder has been linked with a move to Serie A side Fiorentina, with a fee of €20m reportedly enough to trigger a deal.

>French forward and 29-year-old Nolan Roux has decided to join FC Metz, according to Le Républicain Lorrain.

St Étienne manager Oscar Garcia has spoken to French central midfielder Jordan Veretout in recent days in a bid to convince him to return to the club where he spent last season on loan on a permanent basis, according to L’Équipe.

>Tottenham step up Ross Barkley interest with Everton finally ready to compromise on £50million price tag independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/tottenham-transfer-news-ross-barkley-bid-50million-everton-price-a7843641.html

>Spurs Mateo Kovaci £22m turned down futbol.as.com/futbol/2017/07/16/primera/1500232195_773855.html

I love Sergio but they base their game around having a bully upfront that require 2 center backs to keep him quiet

>Luciano Spalletti hints he is resigned to losing Ivan Perisic as talk of the Inter winger’s proposed move to Manchester United “is all out in the open.”

ok lads..
>Perisic for £45m
or
>Bale for £80m