GIMME YOUR FUCKING LUNCH MONEY PETER

GIMME YOUR FUCKING LUNCH MONEY PETER

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GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY BEFORE I POO ALL OVER THE PLACE

Ey man, I need pictures of Spider-Man.

Wait, seriously? That guy's playing Flash Thompson? I don't even care about his ethnicity, he's scrawny as all fuck. How is he supposed to make a convincing bully?

what's with the faggy hair?

He's a cyber bully

He trolls Peter's Instagram

>mfw too scared to defend myself from this camel looking poo in the loo since I don't want the entire school to label me a racist

>hey fellow upper class jocks, if it isn't poor ol' Peter Parker. His family is so poor they don't even shit on the sidewalk

I really don't get this line

But pre-Spiderman Peter Parker looks like he could beat him up. Why would he allow himself to get intimidated by that guy?

ethnic michael cera is my favourite michael cera right after michael cera, budget michael cera sucks

I'd give him the heel of my fucking boot in his face regardless if his father was my optometrist or not. Or his uncle owns my corner 711 too for that matter. Go poo in the loo yourself Flash you dirty fucking Paki. And where's my somosas for lunch Flash?!?

So this guy is the designated bully?

Can't wait for that ISIS spin off where Flash Thompson becomes a humbled hero after fighting the Asshat regime.

Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

She's hot and you know it.

This shit is gonna be You-Don't-Mess-with-the-Zohan-Tier

LOSER

She is, but Mary Jane Watson is caucasian.

>pretty girls trolling for pity when they are alone for even 10 minutes

YOU GUYS A LOSER

Wow, that looks like a homeless crackhead of undeterminable gender. Pretty much par for the course in American public schools these days.

even this guy looks more threatening

o-okay I'm sorry please d-don't hurt me

GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER

yallah cuzzy boy peter, yallah! yallah cuz!

>faggy
thats you're answer

True, but god damn I'd love to kiss her luscious nigger lips

Holy shit is that kid really in that shape

t. Fatass
This is a skeleton

He's a hot guy

>will be called throughout the film as 'Flash' Thompson
>Tries to bully peter through out the film but you wouldn't exactly feel him as a bully
>will be Spider-man's #1 fan
>towards the climax, after getting the attention of Vulture to save Spider-man, He will be left in a coma
>We later find out that his actions throughout high school is his attempt on emulating his older sibling who is a former football star in the same school
>In a post-credit scene, 'Flash's older brother will visit him in the hospital, having been recently discharged from the military
>His name is Eugene Thompson, and hes fucking pissed at Spider-man

she's not playing MJ you dumb cuck, she said it herself

Benedict Cumberbatch wasn't playing Khan either, remember

Except Spider-Man has many fucking love interests. Even in the comics, MJ came only later.
I guess Gwen Stacey was MJ as well

>previous films made by the director are Clown and Cop Car
This movie is going to suck hard

>I don't even care about his ethnicity, he's scrawny as all fuck. How is he supposed to make a convincing bully?

Because his character is rich and popular. He bullies Parker through being higher in social status, not through physical force. It's not 1987 anymore.

Plus that character acts nothing like MJ, I get that they are being diverse but she would still be popular and the new girl. Unless they just said "fuck it" plus no one from the movie said it was her, the media just "allegedly" reported it

pls b tru

Yeah, they're also going to have Peter slowly discover his homosexuality when he finds out Zendaya does absolutely nothing for him

>poor Parker
>aunt literally fucks with multibillioner-superhero

kek so true

rofl

so nerdy lol

not my sweets
not my treats

>He bullies Parker through being higher in social status
I have never ever seen anything like this ever happen. How does it even work?
>Hey peon, look upon my tailor-made panda leather shoes!
>What are you wearing? Sneakers?

Peter isn't a multibillionaire.

DUDE YOU GUYS ARE LOOSERS LAMOA

>"Can't even wash yourself, big guy"

FOR YOU

>Yo tigah, sit yo ass down
>Yo hit da mothafuggin' jackpot
>Uh-huh, you know you love it

FUCKING HIJAB.

mommy

looks like a manlet

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He is

*smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN *tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* YO HIT DA *sells crack* JACKPOT N SHIET? *evolves from primate*

>budget michael cera
?

Why did that retard bow to the "emperor" of Japan?

The Jew fears the Samurai.

Apology tour '09

The guy from kickass, maybe?

Uhh yes? Im 28 and all throughout the 90's kids got picked on for being poor. It was pretty fucked up actually, i mean getting picked on comes with the territory if you were hiding under the slide playing gameboy or reading a book at recess but kids cant help the economic status of their family.

I don't care how old you are, I've never seen it happen so I can't really agree that it's what happens.
>if you were hiding under the slide playing gameboy
In my school the teachers would confiscate it for the whole year.
>or reading a book at recess
I did this a lot and nobody ever had a problem with it.

In the trailer this guy is the bully, not the poo in loo

I got made fun of for playing yu gi oh like an autist at school, also for being poor.

Huh. Guess it's an American phenomenon.

Cop Car was great though. But I agree it's gonna be awful.

Just sharing user. That's exactly what happened, kids got picked on for their wal mart clothes, messy at home haircuts ect. My point was you make a decision to be an "outsider" with your actions and hobbies, i always thought it was far worse that kids got picked on for being poor.

>her boobs

>In my school the teachers would confiscate it for the whole year.
Did you go to school in Saudi Arabia?

No, it was really just that one teacher that was like that. Pokemon cards were forbidden at some point by the principal though.
Playing king of the hill too.

>tfw manlets can get ripped bodies easily after just 2 months of casual lifting
>tfw hungry skellington lanklet

why is god so cruel bros

I can't reach places and sometimes I see fucking gradeschoolers taller than me, fuck God and fuck being fit.

The fuck.

In my school as long as you didn't do that shit during class you could do whatever you wanted during recess.

Pokemon, Marbles, Beyblade, Gameboys, we even used to play a card game called "nigger and president" and the teachers didn't give a fuck.

You can lift and get fit, a manlet cant do shit to grow.

They kept threatening it at my school, but as long as you werent fucking around in class you kept your shit. We finally convinced teachers that pokemon tcg was actually a brain game so they let us keep them too.

I beg to differ

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Wait, wouldn't lanklet mean you are not tall?

A manlet is a small man. A lanklet is a small lank person?

A lanklet is a slenderman looking guy.

Well we couldn't do that, it was against the rules, most likely because all anime is child porn.

Manlet genetics and hollywood actor. Its to be expected.

The kid is twenty years old, as long as he's worked out well for a year that physique is probably attainable since he's so short.

damn, Emilia clarke will never top to her

test

Why is this a GIF?

How can they top this? My money is on that Gwen Stacy is going to be tranny.

> THE ISLAMIC WHAT?? SAY IT AGAIN PARKER!! ISLAMIC WHAT!!??

He's got a solid core, but his arms are just, fuck I'm ridiculously out if shape but I feel confident in picking a fight with him. 's weird, dog

fuck man, I need to get in shape but I don't have money or time

Where's his jaw?

He's an oompa loompa, how is he going to bully anyone?

No, you were getting picked on for being a yugio card-playing faggot. If you acted normally they would have left you alone even if you were poor.

My mom was an abusive drug addict (when she wad alive) so she let my (then) stepdad tattoo a swastika on my face, when I was 8.
Got me a lot of shit later on.

Jesus fucking Christ. Did you at least tell the other kids you were one of the bad guys from Indiana Jones?

I don't think the gypsies would've got that reference.

Fuck the thieving pikey twats

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Literally one hour out of your day, and 25$-30$ a month for a gym membership.
You're just a lazy fat ass.

Yeah I desperately want to kill myself all the time yet I go all the time, he has no excuse.