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are Pete edition

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>dane didnt make the thread
good.

The dane didn't win this one, OP

Good one

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nth for don't bully!

>tfw welsh albertan master race

Rate my code

met one guy with welsh hurrtage and he was a manlet

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

looks pretty gay senpai but i cant read

I've had to block a girl's number before

FREE QUEBEC

CANADA A SHIT

>If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

>my mom wouldnt stop drunk calling and asking when she would be a grandmother so I blocked her

post of exceedingly high quality

screw you i'm getting out of here

BABBAWEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine having a girlfriend with the face of an asian, body of an asian, personality of an asian

love denmarkt

Kurt could make Pete his bitch.

>Why yes, I am a mulatto Anglo LARPing as a Quebecois nationalist on a Laotian fidget spinner board

we should send thurston and congay and the other homos here, they'd have a blast

>tfw homesick despite being at home
What is this feeling?

Imagine having a girlfriend

Who has a dick

Don't remind me

>it's in weedman's riding

like cutlery

are you mad that cascadia is a meme?

fuck off weeb

is kurt a kurd?

the void is calling you back into her arms

his riding is entirely white hipsters and non-white immigrants, he loves it

imagine being the girlfriend with a dick

youtube.com/watch?v=CUA73-H6Vds

the gf

No...

>alberta is cascadia

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thought you were from van island...?

no

i was born in kelowna

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I might...

okay so are you mad cascadia is a meme?

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Which one of these two will I like more?

emily
only lefty oregonian yanks support it so no not really

b.c. and yukon are rightful Cascadian clay.

not a leftie
k thanks

cable guy but they both suck desu

both of are lefties though

stop bullying me

ive seen a bunch of flags around seattle

I love emily
she is my gf

Okay I left Missouri, I live in Kansas now

?????????????????????????

not a leftie just looking for a free Cascadia

Then why do you shill DeFazio?

Not bad/10

In a perfect world...

Reminder that the Dane is an attentionwhoring literal proxy, the kraut is a narcissistic beta, and Cara is a Muslim apologist

It's shit, he ain't koding with klossy

should i jerk off to her or no?

>Not posting his best videos
youtube.com/watch?v=38pmXk1tja0

How do I make myself a more recognizable /cum/ personality?

>cd..

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>Love the rain
>Get headaches when its super cloudy
I guess I should be glad it rarely rains

at least youre not an authoritarian faggot

that's gay

Post a lot of anime and pretend to be a girl
Mininum of redditflags or namefagging is required

become non white

that's a dude?

im gay.

>having a girlfriend is gay
lol ok

He's the true ratcen
Plus he gave me a tomato plant

That's more like it

I don't see why not

mother has some boomers over and she's showing them around the house; theyre slowly making their way towards my room

>meet paul
>hes a gamer
>he knows how to bunny hop
>he beat your older brother in a 1v1 on dota all stars back in the day
>he made it through all the levels on tetris and pac man on 2 quarters in 1 day
>he beat the black kid at tekken
>pauls a true gamer
>game on, paul

lock the door

HIDE

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im going to be jerking off to this now

None of that is true

would if i could. i was about to smoke weed out my window and this bullshit happens. my evening is ruined if these losers are staying for supper
theres enough room under my bed

You'e a brainlet if you ever take a political compass test

Reply to this post if your zipper says "YKK".

what test is this

>look down
>my pants have buttons instead of a zipper

who thought this was a good idea

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been going through some photo albums from the 90s. this is my silly kitty when she was just a wee baby. RIP :'(

pants were originally designed with buttons.

Is also safer for your penis.

>having a political opinion
.00000000000001 IQ points

sorry

Spekr, much better that the memetest

>"M-M-MUH R-RADICAL C-CENTRISM"

rip kitter
SPEKR
how much of a retard do you have to be to get your dick caught in a zipper? dont zip up until your penis is safely inside your underwear. also, that makes sense, considering zippers are more advanced technology. why are faggot clothing companies regressing?

>light blue jeans
into the trash

The canadian prime minister and american president are easy. Can you name the mexican president without looking it up?

Could you be my little movie star
Could you be my long lost girl
It's true that I don't really know you
I'm alone in the world

Juan Carlos Lopez?

Pena Nieto

or something like that

>Could you be my little movie star
as a matter of fact yes

>77181840