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thread is too fucking early

and fuck your pass

anime

>neanderthal genes make you white

ah so jews are super whites then?

Haha, lad tell us more about your failures with women and why it's their fault

Love that

heem the english

she's got very nice tits.

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

i'm actually quite successful with womyn these days tbfwy la'

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Not gonna lie: I'd court this woman.

Serious question: How did Alexander the Great deal with cultural diversity so well?

His empire spanned continents, but his people were still loyal to him. How did he manage it? We struggle to deal with rorke/rasheed infighting and we're supposed to be enlightened with 2400 years of acquired knowledge on humanity.

jews are semetic not european

>i'm actually quite successful with womyn these days tbfwy la'

hmmm intriguing

then remember why you're doing it

more brits died defending your nation than your own countrymen, now stop chatting shite

pipe down kev

more neanderthal = higher IQ so technically yes

einstein was 6% neanderthal

gemma suck my memba

ashkenazi jews*
(the real master race and puppetmasters of the universe)

she's pretty

he's kinda cute, not really her level tho

would be embarrassed to say i was reading harry potter
its a book for teens for god sake

>einstein was 6% neanderthal

Can someone share some decent choonage with me? Need something to listen to.

last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like poo

Iron fist mate

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tune

gf

these mongs haven't read a book in their lives and it's all they can muster to flesh out their banal pathetic descriptions

Oh Christ what a boring woman

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Fast:
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace

Powerful:
California Dreaming - The Mamas and the Papas

Feelworthy:
Holding ur Hand (feat. Atlas) - YUNG BAE

Funny:
We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer

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the personification of the colour grey

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might play with my willy

Reminder that:

1. Europeans used to be black

2. White skin comes from Asia

Friday Night well spent.

the British isles were once connected via a land bridge during the last ice age and was probably the westernmost extent of the tundra belt of Eurasia with mammoths

how does this make you feel

sisters friends keep giggling really loudly and its stopping me from falling asleep

I want to apologize for my remarks in the last thread, i ma sure brits are decent folk. I am just drunk.

grinning

Just watched a 3 hour 45 minute stag production of Hamlet and am now deeply depressed by the depths of the human soul it has showed to me.

Fuck me, Shakespeare really fucking knew what he was doing

reminder that if you haven't married one of these by age 25 society considers you a failure

Europeans and Asians are white now and Africans are still Black.

english are not people but animals

sad how we keep making animals extinct.

we'll look back at how we ate meat in the same way how we had slaves.

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hello /r/incels

sad that i'll never have a doggerlandish gf

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this

>tfw will never be as good a writer as shakespeare
>or any other writer, even a shit one, for that matter
bad feel 2bh

We'll all secretly wish for our own harem of meat?

>i keep busy so i don't have to think
oh sweetie ignoring problems won't make them go away x

Stonehenge was already 1,000 years old by the time the first human set foot on Sweden desu

Lets try an exercise lads, since we're bashing on these ditzy women so hard:

What would your dating site description be? No memes, put what you honestly would IRL for your hobbies, interests, values, etc.

don't know why this made me laugh

youtu.be/J0RKpmjjpLQ

get out

like to imagine there's a few lads in /brit/ that i wouldn't mind exploring gay sex with

not gay though just a thought haha

honestly though the majority of women i talk to are really fucking boring and uninteresting. Especially the better looking ones
only girls i've met who are interesting are ugly

Animals are a meme. In a few years well grow it meat from labs. Then they can all die imo.

>pints
>pints
>pints for the masses

this is how we poo
we make a poo and act a fool while we up in the club
this is how we poo
nobody poo like we poo so show us some poo

now THIS is a profile

ROARING

wot r u talkin bout x

hello edgelord

fuck off btw

it's just bants lad dw

you're too much of a nice lad
need to enjoy being a bit of a bastard if you're going to make it here

Remember. Nothing about your personality matters.
Appearance. Is. Everything

would rather be lonely than making a sadcase dating profile like that desu

99% of species that have lived have become extinct you mongoloid humans cant do anything

>song-artist
Please hang yourself

Everyone wishes they had slaves lad

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love pints
love philip glass

simple as

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation.

people who go on dating sites are fucked up by default

this is why r9k runts can't get a gf
don't neglect your personality you utter mongs

love pints love ukip love the chase
hate pakis and blacks

would unironically chant this at a rally

Its the only way to save your previous animals and you know it. Vegetarism will never be mainstream. Once we grow meat in labs your cows are free to go. Is this not hwat you want?

Say we can grow meat from labs
Then we can only eat meat from labs
Would that mean we were admitting that all the times we ate meat from animals it was wrong?

Super post

yes we can

would never resort to online dating so humoring this is futile

hmmm yes female problems
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That's enough Tims for tonight.

᛫ ᛗᚪᛃᛏ ᛫ ᛈᛚᛖ ᛫ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛫ ᛗᚪᛃ ᛫ ᚹᛁᛚᛁ ᛫

every girl i've ever pulled has been through personality and being funny desu

In 2014, more human fossil remains were discovered at Afontova Gora II.

DNA was extracted from one of the teeth of Afontova Gora 3. Around 2.9-3.7% of the genome was Neanderthal in origin.

In 2016, phenotypic analysis shows that Afontova Gora 3 carries the derived rs12821256 allele associated with blond hair color in Europeans.

The Afontova Gora 3 lineage is genetically close to Native Americans.

Afontova Gora 2 also showed more genetic affinity for the Karitiana people of Brazil versus Han Chinese.

>I'm really good at
Learning, acquiring new interests

>Favorite [sic] books, movies, shows, music, and food
Notes from the Underground
Hamlet
Serial Experiments Lain
Blade Runner
Harakiri
Dr Strangelove
Chinese food, esp. Hong Kong streetfood

>The six things I could never do without
My memory
My eyes
The internet
The sky and the clouds
The ability to run as fast as I can
My brother

>I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people think of me.
What I think of myself.

>On a typical Friday night I am
At home surfing the internet

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bullshit. you're good looking and whatever you said was irrelevant

What a ridiculous and frankly disgusting woman

do some Arthur Streeton next mate
love me some Australian Impressionism

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rubbing the willy

>Australian Impressionism
good taste

>every girl i've ever pulled has been through personality and being funny

Virgin, having game is a real thing lad