Tfw homered off my stepdad at practice today

>tfw homered off my stepdad at practice today
Is there a better feel bros? p.s. fuck you, Rick.

congratulations, this is the most american thread of the day

do you ever hear your stepdad's wife moaning at night? do you really think that is acceptable? you should be the one getting it in

>you should be the one getting it in

your stepdad is a bitch

>step dad and step sister would call me fat

why do they hurt so much

Because you're a burden to them and they hate you.

i wish i had a family

>tfw you realize the "my wife's son" meme is bitter young men channeling resentment toward their stepfathers

>Is there a better feel bros?

Yeah. Having a father that loves you

>tfw my son won't listen to my advices

>raising someone else's kid
Not a meme la

My stepdad has a 94 mph heater, a nasty 12-6 breaking ball, and a goddamn 87 mph slider that seems to vanish in smoke.

None of you NEETs could take him deep, so pay some respect to me.

The only stepdad I know raises his gf's kid with a drug addict and is a communism loving antifant. At least he didn't get fooled into the marriage meme I guess.

why do u hate him? sounds p cool

>take him deep
>homered off my dad

hmmm American lingo is fairly homo erotic..why is that?

Little league?

Probably blasting a load into your mom nightly.

Where's ur real dad?

what about your stepdads son? howd he do?

u got a hot stepsister friendo?

>step-dad
>tfw nuclear family of dad, mum, son, daughter, dog and a nice old house

wouldnt all the radiotion be sort of dangerous lol

posting in thread started by kid cucked by his mom

close by i see him every weekend
fuck you asshole

>tfw hit a six off my stepdad's googly in the nets today
Is there a better feel mates? p.s. piss off, Darryl.

Nice. I know a little about cricket.

Does your stepdad have a nasty yorker like mine has a nasty slider?

>Is there a better feel bros
yeah, not having a stepdad

>tfw you try to give advice to people who should be listening, but they're at that age where they already know it all

I can't even be mad because I thought they were all memes too when I was young. How can school be the best days of your life? Nigger, I'm fucking N I N E T E E N there's nothing I don't already know. Very sad news.

>;_;

the one's who do listen to their fathers are the weird ones that need to get their heads checked, don't worry bud

No but his flipper is devilish

>stepdad
yikes

>hit a 6 in the nets
righto champ

A better feel would probably be if your mom didn't love some guy's dick as much or more than her son. I mean, she made it family, legally. Nature brought you into her life, OP. Choice brought that guy's hog...

0 for 4

Why do you guys act like middle aged people have sex like rabbits? They usually have once a month pity sex that neither of them are really interested in because both of their body's have deteriorated greatly and they just need to boost each other's egos and prevent an even further downward spiral in their marriage

there is a better feel.
Not having a step dad lmao

Wrong. You feel pretty good all the time. I had months of hate to make it so sweet when I had the moment where I won

Did you flip your bat?

No I was too excited to do anything cool. And it was at the end so not everybody saw. But I definitely got some hi-fives from the boys

>hitting a bomb off a guy 20 years older than is impressive

t. wasp cuck

T. Called retard as a kid a lot

t. called kid as a retard a lot

DAMN SON

wow

straight killed that nigga

lmaoin @ ya loser

don't be a faggot, every sportsman remembers the first time they homered/won 1v1/scored a TD on their old man. it's a beautiful feeling when you're in middle school and you finally beat your dad

That hurts the most tßh

>Not dunking on your dad
Are you trying?

>m-muh stepdad doesn't fuck my mom everynight!

>tfw you finally beat your dad at 1v1 basketball

Great feeling desu. That's when you know you've become a man.

>that's the joke
Dumb fuck.

>tfw dad hacks the shit out of you on every drive and calls you a pussy if you say anything

I don't have a stepdad

any man who takes another's wife deserves death, woman are retards and should be treated as animals.
this is the only passage of islam I agree with.

Are people really dumb enough to believe anything put into infographic form by a meme PR company? Sad

where is that Infographic from?

Inshallah brother

>Are people really dumb enough
Have you seen who's president?

>77185190
>Is there a better feel bros
Yes, the feeling of coming from a non-broken family

t. Tariq Al-Ameriqani

Autism of the highest degree

>tfw batted a 6 against the faggot kiwi bowler that is dating my oneitis

You may be fucking her but I fucked your reputation, motherfucker

>letting your mom get porked by someone other than your father

>t. Listened to his stepdad fuck his mom every night