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matthew "too many sweets" sweet edition

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nth for don't bully!

chose bulbasaur this time

No.

first

disgusting

its a friday night and here I am with a buncha faggots

my gf

bamboozled

It was actually squirtle

The only acceptable choice is charmander

whos gona b ur water type

the patricians choice IS charmander, but I always choose him, so I wanted to try something different

ew thats the most boring one

Matthew is /cum/'s brendan

>picking charmander

You aren't the Aussie from last time?

fair enough. Are you going to get a beedril?

Do you feel like you're wasting your life? I think I'm hitting mid-20's-crisis mode if that's a thing.

>choosing a starter that can't learn a HM

mj gone
my nigga dead

I'm going to have a wife and kids by my mid 20's

>the shit I had to do to beat brock in yellow version

it was horrible

uh, catch a mankey and use low kick?!

>teaching your starter an HM
nigger what the fuck are you doing

I hate the Mojave desert

>using HMs on your starter

fucking retard

>not getting rid of your starter right after catching your first Pidgey
How much of a pleb can you be?

>he doesnt still have all his old pokemon cartridges

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

the grandma is moving out tomorrow buds

>the battery inside the cartridges are dead

>ditching your starter

I'll never see my lvl 100 typhlosion again ;_;

i never understand why people willingly created towns there, it's fucking awful

Almost.

There are a few Canadians here by the way
Cool cammies
And some Brit commandos but they don't matter

>brother had a holo charizard
>kept it on the mantel
>went to look at it one day
>it fell in the crack between the mantel and the wall
>no one believed me and my brother thought I took it

I used a pidgey up until I got the old rod and then ditched it for a magikarp with tackle

>he doesn't spend countless hours breeding the perfect aryan pokemon and then get to the legendary pokemon and spend days soft resetting to try and get the perfect IVs until you get burnt out and don't pick the game back up or ever finish it again

do you even pokemon???

>I care about IVs and min maxing in a game targeted towards children

>he lets his pokemon evolve

alex?

>I don't go to autistic extremes to max out a children's game

I still have most of the original holos but only a couple are first print

>he plays competitive
>he didnt save all his cards from childhood

getting sick and tired of this place after learning about good urban planning

MY ASSHLOLE BURNS

Watching some anime

Which city do you live in?

wish i was 18-21 again

What did you do to it fag?

Don't worry our gov't is trying to make the military less White and male I'm sure they will be replaced by native trannies in rainbow flag camo soon enough

I think god threw me a bone buds
I'm not really religious but sometimes things work out just well enough for seemingly no explainable reason

use more lube and go slower next time

foreplays really important too

I TOOK A POOP

caught a mankey

gimme a name

Hopefully something good

There aren't any gays here

cutie patootie :D

hail satan!

brisbane lad

too many characters

I got jewed out of cards when I was younger because someone traded me french cards and he told me they were really rare

lol

uma delicia

cumbum

> playing generation 1 unironically
Gen 4 was the best you plebs

t. older than you

Is this show good or nah

I take like 2-3 tablespoons of fiber and 300 mgs of docusate sodium a day
Been shitting like a dream, always comes out super clean too, minimal wiping required

UMA

2*

Upvote this if you a real nigga

2 desu

Well as long as they're not knockoffs they're still game legal (provided you have a translation of the effect)

Its C U T E

>catching male pokemon

>play Gen 1
>no special/physical split
JUST

grats

I actually agree with this.

*downvotes*
*dabs*

>mankey was level 2

fuck, this is gonna take awhile

I usually caught male pokemon exclusively
I thought it was some kind of crypto-sexism or something at first but then I met this girl in high school who also played Pokemon and she did the same thing

wish i was a woman so i could do voice overs like this youtu.be/zB6FaGBz0Lo#t=116

why are we talking about pokemon?

>not catching a male gardevoir

fake ass nigga baka never @ me again

I only caught female pokemon.

I also only played as female characters in fighting games.

Because its cool, faggot

wtf it feels like Total Warhammer 1 just came out still

Don't use that f word please

yea it's crazy but i'm going to buy it anyways because i'm a cuck

Girls

BUMBULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

good taste

Boys

boys :3

>he likes cooties

Is it just me or has C*ra been on here less the last couple days?

I'll buy it but I'll wait until it's not 60$, I'm a bit fed up with paying 60$ for a game

Boys>girls

No! Girls only