Things that frequently happen in movies but never in real life

Things that frequently happen in movies but never in real life.

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Happy endings

Love.

Things have a reason and make sense.

>person walks into a bar
>orders a beer
>gets a beer

>girl asks if there's only one bed
>instead of panning to you both having sex she expects you to sleep on the couch

damn dude, didn't know this was going to turn into a feels thread

Women having perfect hair after sex.

More than 20% of the male population having sex before leaving College

A well worded argument that progresses instead of people shutting down and refusing to argue.

There are women who aren't complete backstabbing, heartless cunts.

>Things that frequently happen in movies but never in real life.

Shooting someone with a small handgun drops them dead on the spot, instead of them beating the shit out of you and then walking home.

You have to aim for the head

Literally go on YouTube and watch people die by a single bullet.

People can die to a single peanut, doesn't make it typical or likely.

But standing up and beating up your attackers is typical and likely?

First post best post

>standing up

You won't fall in the first place.

People shot in the heart do not walk home

The good side winning

The Holocaust.

Haha.....

Things to say that can start a fight.

>You guys wanna start a fight?

fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

guy doesnt go into the bathroom and scrub his dick with antiseptic straight after

wait, I never did that... :S
should I?

SHOT IN THE HEART
YOU KNOW MY NAME
YOU GIVE SHOT A BAD HEART

The only happy endings in this life, are found by the desperate in the dark backstreet buildings.

You end up more empty afterwards both physically, mentally and economically.

Spontaneous anal sex.

This and the crazy accuracy with handguns like London Has Fallen

after one nighters?
yes.
even if wear a condom, scrub all around your balls, thighs and taint
if she slept with you, who else has she banged?

not a dig at you, just saying all women are whores

>black man fucks white women and shes attractive and not poor

>character A catches character B in a seemingly compromising situation
>"wait! it's not what it looks like! i-i can explain!"
>

guy doesn't make the girl clap her hands until he comes out of the bathroom

Fredzilla

Female with no muscles beat a guy up.

...

Could you not?

Why was Colin so unfunny, yet appeared on almost every episode?

yes cleaning your dick with bar soap after sex will prevent any STD's it's scientifically proven

none of them are particularly funny except Ryan. Drew had his moments. Colin was just there to be the designated Cuck aka the dude that they made fun of. Wayne Brady was really the most bland/unfunny of all the recurring cast members, but they kept him around because he had a good singing voice for the musical skits (which most people hated)

Absolute plebs, get out.

>letting the girl take your bed because she's a girl
Truly beta. Say "there's plenty room, hop right in". If she says no, then direct her to the couch.

Why did nobody reply to this guys post?

People hang up the phone without saying goodbye.

You just did

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Fat working class guy with a hot wife.

Immediately after sex the woman decides she suddenly needs to cover her breasts with the sheets.

I do this.

I feel like I picked it up from watching tv shows and movies

Men in tight latex suits saving the world with a high virgin male fanbase

>you
>are
>my
>sole
>mate
>baby
>lace
>up
>my
>shoe
>and take on a

DREAM SO BEAUTIFUL.

USA is the hero.

I have a friend that does this. It's jarring

>y.
wtf

real world arguments aren't as thought out most of the time

Casual sex.

>Colin
>unfunny

you fucking arctic tern piece of shit

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