ITT we laugh at Australians

ITT we laugh at Australians

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do not bully us

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>be australian
>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>geographically isolated from EU bullshit
>so wealthy that people from all over the world risk everything to come here
>consistently BTFO Europeans

wtf
why did he shoot the dog

Have shot some roos in my time

These fuckers are pests, we either kill them or/and eat them.

i like australia

australia is canada's #1 ally

australia is cool and good

their prime minister is one of the world's most elite radical centrists

do NOT bully australia

But you're irrelevant. Even less so than us.

Same here, a few years ago when they were just a plauge out in south west Queensland, me and a mate shot around 300 in two nights. Stopped checking for Joeys after a while, fuck the cunts.

lol

Maybe he was hungry.

Yum yum dog are so tasty.

>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>cheat with metal shekels instead

>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
We have such a an non-diverse economy it's a joke.

>never forget

edgy

>their prime minister is one of the world's most elite radical centrists
this is true and it's disgusting

fucking white people see one danger in their suburb and they resort to killing fuck white people.

Australians are funny

t. lives in Sydney/Melbourne

roos would kill off our entire agriculture industry if left alone

why

>roos would kill off our entire agriculture industry if left alone
Doesn't mean you have to disrespect the fact that you are killing creatures. Should always check for babbies.

>why
Because he stands for nothing except staying in power.

Where are you from? I wasn't disrespecting those creatures. It became to hard to find where the roo's would fall when it was pitch black. Their numbers sometimes need to be controlled.

I'm from geelong.

I'm not saying don't kill them, I'm saying take the time to make sure it's done properly. Laziness is a piss poor excuse for letting animals suffer.

How was he """disrespecting""" them? He wasn't pissing on their corpses

>Because he stands for nothing except staying in power.
That's objectively incorrect. He's moved the Liberal Party policies towards centrism instead of the centre right ideology that has dominated the Libs for the last 30 or so years. He stands for a lot and stays mostly true to those beliefs. He's just very diplomatic in how he presents them, as a good politician should.

>>be #1 HDI that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
yeah
instead we cheat with coal shekels

It wasn't laziness, if I spent all night trying to find them we probably would have only shot 50, which is pointless.

*50 cents have been deposited into your account*

nice job bailing out of the argument mate

Itt : buttthurt strayans

i'm not him retard

well i'm not him either
doesn't mean you can bail out of an argument like that, pal
once you're in, you gotta go all the way

i wasn't in the argument in the first place rodriguez

yes this is true, East Asia greatest ally

>it's disgusting
why don't you go be a disgusting leftist somewhere else

FUCKING SHOOT IT AGAIN ITS STILL ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK

>its still alive
no its not

Normalfag, fuck off and die.

Australia is a normie country, Zhang

yes it is you mong, those aren't nervous contractions it's still alive by the end of the video

You sound underaged

>those are nervous contractions
yes
>it's still alive
no you are a dumb american

radical centralism is the way of the future and there is nothing you labor voters(communists) can do about it

>labor voters (communists)

w e w

you DO know that Shorten is the inverse Turnbull, right? As in he's taking a centre left party towards centrism?

It is, that's fucked up mate

>Video of an Aussie killing a kangaroo
>Polan is disgusted

>One roo?? You call that a kill? Naw that's nothing m8. I know all about roo killing. did a few in my time - i wasn't even drunk.
>Oh yeah? I killed 300 in one night, didn't even check for babies.
>You what m8? How could you not check for babies?? We Aussies are a humane and noble race who conduct proper responsible genocides
>Look m8, people can't see at night, everyone knows that
>Crikey! Get off his ass. He killed 300 roos, but it's not like he pissed on their bodies or anything. He killed them all respectfully. With his shotgun.


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kangaroos are fucking violent pests mate, they're one of the main reasons why farmers are allowed gun licenses here

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>dude fuck industry lmao

its not alive its just its nerves contracting
its like when you decapitate a snake with a shovel.

knew a guy in Queensland that was employed to kill roos and cane toads. The roos he shot dead, but he used to collect all the toads, drive down to NSW and dump them there kek

cringe

>hot as fuck
>90% of territory inhospitable desert
>every single piece of native fauna is poisonous and wants to kill you
>full of chinks

you can't possibly claim it's a place for white people

>hot as fuck
>90% of territory inhospitable desert
>every single piece of native fauna is poisonous and wants to kill you
>full of chinks
>despite all this we're still at #2 HDI
fingolia BTFO

it really isn't Tbh, the hoops that I have to jump through to not die of cancer at the age of 50 thanks to my retarded Irish genes is actually ridiculous

I love the country more than anything else, but life here would have been misery 150 years ago

I didn't say it was for white people, I just said that we're better than you. I'm not obsessed with whiteness and all that drama

also
>you adjust to the climate
>don't live in the desert
>only in the outback, really
>true, but so what? they're neither religious nor criminal

>goes out of his way to point out MUH HERITAGE

get deported to America please

>>only in the outback, really
you'd be surprised at the amount of snakes living in suburbia

brought it up because it obviously implies that I'm pale as fuck which is relevant when talking about skin cancer
sorry that you're too autistic to realise that

what kind of measures do you take? use a lot of sun lotion?

only because some idiots don't know hot to cut their grass

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Others are pale too, you never see 'muh british heritage' here, it's always irish cathoshits

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you dumb neutered australian, have you ever killed anything in your life? I hunt hog regularly, nervous contractions are way more spastic, that kangaroo is still alive

anglos can tan unless they're from the north, I just fucking sizzle
think you've completely misunderstood the "muh heritage" meme too. I'm only talking about it in terms of the effect having Irish parents has on my physically. I'm not saying that I am Irish like the burgers do because they had an Irish great great grandfather.

sunscreen every day if I'm going outside for more than an hour, even during autumn.
if I'm going to be out at the beach or at the cricket for the whole day I'll reapply it every hour or so and wear a hat.

you can really see the difference in approach to the sun at cricket games. Whenever the South Africans and kiwis come over here, you can see them doing the exact same shit as we do with regards to skin care. When the or English come over to play, they all sit out in the sun with their shirts off and no sunscreen on so they can tan or some shit and end up looking like a fucking lobster at the end of the day

lol fucking amazing

>have you ever killed anything in your life?
yes
>I hunt hog regularly
not relevant since we are talking about kangaroos
>that kangaroo is still alive
no its not
don't reply to me with your idiocy ever again americunt

>going outside for more than an hour
I put it on my face/neck/hands for my 15 minute drive to work even on overcast days. I don't even go outside except to get from my car to the indoors because I'm that paranoid, fuck the beach or outdoor sports.

Sometimes I think I'm being over the top, then I remember that our sun is only suitable for pitch black abos.

Worrying that much will probably hurt you more than a possible skin cancer.

Aussies are a violent pest here m8. We don't go about putting them out of their misery. Even the ones with cancer. It's one of the main reasons why people aren't allowed to have a gun licence here. There'd be too many dead fucking Aussie tourists on the street every morning.

good post, good banter

>australian education

Sorry about the cancer. No one deserves that.

It stops me from worrying though, that's why I do it.

I fucking hate being out in the sun just for how it feels in the first place, so it doesn't bother me to avoid it.

>"don't reply to me with idiocy"
>replys with idiocy
>then talks about education
>american reading """"""""""comprehension""""""""""

I'm pretty sure Australia has a better standard of education than America does.

"I'm going to study abroad at a world class uni in Australia!"
"Wow how impressive!"

This conversation has never happened

Never apologise for banter.

ANU is top 20 worldwide

that being said american universities are the best hands down (at least the top ones)

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>This conversation has never happened
Yes it has, our unis are chock full of chinese and indian students. They pretty much subsidize our uni education.

happens all the fucking time in Asia
they jump at the opportunity to pay 3-4x the going rate for local students

only rich tourists and people who want to immigrate to australian uni, all good ones go to US/UK, if you werent a liberal arts faggot you would know every single worthwhile professor has US/UK oversea experience

my lecturers for law and accounting at a top 100 uni were overwhelmingly Australian, with one Singaporean, two Americans and four South Africans

wtf are you talking about why is that relevant to what I said?

Also liberal arts isn't even a thing in australia you americanised faggot.

and the Australian ones were almost all graduates from that university that got recruited after graduation

also
>Professor
American expat detected

Right, and nobody has ever been impressed with it because those were the students too stupid to get into a UC or Ivy league, or Cambridge/Oxford I guess

Australia was formed as a containment zone for rejects and it seems your education system is reflective of that

or maybe they couldn't justify paying burger fees, where one semester costs as much as an entire degree here

m8 our unis are fine, they're most famous for medical research that you probably don't know much of unless you're in the field. Our unis are good for a young country at the bottom of asia with a population of 24 million.

so either they were too stupid or too poor, either way we're getting all of the world's best students and you're left with the chaff

you're high up on the HDI though nice impressive yeah

top bait

>law
opinion discarded

Most accomplished science/engineering professor in australia are either US/Euro migrants or had overseas education experience in US/europe, and that's just for Australians, the smartest chinese go to prestigious unis in US and UK to actually innovate and change the world, the dumb rejects goes to AU/CA for migration opportunity and easy lifestyle or cheat their way through a degree basically an extended overseas vocation

Zhang detected

The top engineering university in my state mostly has Australian lecturers too

>can't even write in proper English

the absolute state of you

was Pauline Hanson, dare I say it, right?

wtf i hate aussies now

too many retard responses to argue with, got mixed up and didnt organise my thought quickly enough, but you get the point

Australia is only popular among international students because of the environment, not it's boundary pushing scientific accomplishments

even your current post is riddled with errors

it's absolutely baffling that someone that has apparently come over here to study from Asia is so critical of asians that do the same

>Top engineering university in my state
UTas is the only university in your state, Billy-Bob

His cockroach is probably of the Thai variety