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>brandon shwaub

*vacant staring intensifies*

terrible neck posture

For me, it's Aspen Ladd

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At what point did Matt Hughes go off the rail and enter train wreck status?

heavy ear syndrome dude be polite

HARDY WORK!!!

I would like to think all this Hughes posting isn't related to him BTFO-ing two of the best Canadian fighters ever

He's a vegetable and he'll never be anything but a vegetable ever again

>ARR WORK
>ARR WORK
>YEAAAAAAAA
>YEAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>YEEEEAAAAAAAAA

This doesn't really address my post

what do y'alls think he's finkin about

Not true

fuck off i love vegetables

Does Luke browse /fa/?

nigga blind?

Luke looking like a good 52 year old

Man, I love JBJ, and I think he's the greatest LHW GOAT of all time, but I think there's a big chance he's gonna lose this one.

From every video, you can tell he's not mentally there, he's shook, and DC is in his head. And the rust isn't helping.

I hope he can handle a loss, and he's not gonna Ronda that shit. Unlike Ronda, if he goes forward amd works his way up, he will be the champ again.

Carlos Newton looked like a Street Fighter character

will all 7 of /box/ invade us if mayweather wins?

steroids

ponzibio dindu nuffin eyepokes are legal if the refs dont see em

Give me 1 (one) reason why steroids are bad

mein neger

How did muay Thai become so popular in brazil?

Brazil has never had anything to do with thailand

kills your balls, kills your heart, and can't safely quit them

they already have desu

>if

negro please

There is literally none. Fuck USADA. They can go watch professional darts if they love being natty so much.

they already tried, they got btfo and left on account of the fact that MMA has a ton of cards to talk about between now and Aug 26th, whereas boxing has none.

I'm not an expert but isn't using them under a doctors supervision healthy and safe?

Doesn't ball shrinking and permanent testosterone disruption only happen if you abuse steroids and hit a certain level which permanently turns off your natural testosterone production?

No he's not blind lol

brazilians are always looking for new and interesting ways to harm each other

i'll stick to oatz

will this motherfucker fight ever again

>if mayweather wins

You realize it's a boxing fight, right?

2 cycle vet here. Your balls always shrink if you inject test, they go back to normal post-cycle.

Does your test production go back to normal as long as you don't go crazy with the amount?

Apart from muscle mass what other changes did you experience?

It's more duration of abuse than amount, big guys do as much as 1500mg p/w (several dozen times over natural produ tion) and still keep their balls.

No side effects so to speak of during cycle, when coming off I got really bad acne on back and neck.

What are you doing Heather???? lol

HARDY WORK!!!

>boxing
>fight

Self-indulgent trash from the roidbeast.

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Should beards be banned?

It definitely makes it harder to find the chin.

How does DC realistically beat him though?

Chael "I was born in the Ghetto that is Oregon" Sonnen

youtube.com/watch?v=fhaik5gmcD4

>tfw a white boi is trying to act tough

strike a nerve? I'm sure rory will clear out bellator then make his way back to ufc

who is this slag?

I mean wrestlefuck so will see if Jones is still fine there or if he'll look sloppy like vs OSP

remember when georges gifted him the ufc logo?

Heather Hardy Work IS WHAT

heather hardy

>he predicted the wrong outcome so hes bad at analysing fights
casual tier logic

>clinch
>a few uppercuts
>takedown
>no homo wrestlefuck with gnp

The uppercuts will PTSD shook him, which will fuck up his god-like takedown defense.

I didn't write the title, but yeah, he's a bad analyst as well.

He also lost to Tito Ortiz.

Weidman subs Gassy

Gastelum is going to kill him.

Has McGregor ever fought a wrestler? He doesn't seem that good on the ground.

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yes Chad Mendes who is probably the best wrestler at FW

love his inclusion here

Now rank them by total career earnings.

I watched the fight, they were standing the entire time.

While at it, we might also add your boy Justin Bieber and Drake there. MMA is a sport, not mandrama.

being good at marketing doesn't make you a better fighter

Is really making your opponent think a legitimate martial art?

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lol'd

all of these clean shots that fighters just eat up like it's nothing would drop me and I'm a heavyweight.

How do I train my chin?

Cain Valesquez shouldn't be getting a HW title shot imo

His last win was Travis Browne and before that didn't he lose the title?

>be me
>walking home one night
>guy stops me and asks for the time
>put hand in my pocket to check phone
>he punches me in the jaw
>knocks me out
>wake up
>go to a&e
>broken jaw

meanwhile i've been in many many fights with much stronger guys and never broken a bone.

my point is that it's all about whether you're ready to take the punch, if your muscle are tense you can absorb the shock.

cain was dominate for years before werdum's guillotine, he has a huge following and he's a spicy banger

>Dana White at the maymac tour: "The reigning, defending, undisputed UFC lightweight champion of the world, Conor McGregor".
>defending

What did he mean by this?

I'm not not sure about Cain. Too many of his fights were against the same opponents (bigfoot silva, and JDS).

He did lose the title but that was years ago and there's not really anyone else that can go up against stipe at the moment,

UFC has been about mandrama since Conor became a thing, and Cain is a good pick for that.

His following was basically every Mexican in the world (since there are no other Mexican fighters at that level) and he hasn't had too much variety in his opponents.

>77190309
>guy stops me and asks for the time

Fell for the oldest trick in the book there lad

What's Floyd's tax policy?

>walking home one night
>guy stops me and asks for the time

Do you have literally no situational awareness at all? Did you grow up in some upper-middle class neighborhood community or something?

Drake was literally the only celebrity on the May/Mac tour. Thoughts?

The same as Conor's belt defending policy – avoid them as long as possible.

Why should I give a fuck? Other celebrities are probably not as retarded and realize this is a non-fight.

watching conor get fucked up by a 49-0 boxer is worth the price

Should that really factor in to the now though? It's not like he was all that dominant, like Jon Jones, he did lose a battle here and there.
I know they're trying to appeal to a market by giving Cain the shot, but I don't think he's earned one in that sense.

I was living in one of the most affluent areas in the country. Must have travelled from elsewhere to rob someone, totally wasn't expecting it which is why I'm saying if you're expecting a punch it's much easier to take it.

made me lol tbqh

Considering Mayweather's style, it will probably be boring 12 rounds of point hunting. Unless Conor does some stupid shit like faking kicks (if that's legal), he can't even touch him.

i don't the whole "mayweather is frail" shit

the guy is shorter, has a smaller head, smaller legs, surely this means he has more muscle on his arms/torso, which means stronger punches?

mayweather swears it's kill or be killed and that he will finish conor

could be bullshit of course

This. First one was very close.

get 10 friends it;s only 10 bux a piece

>could be
lmao

just saying that's probably why dana chose cain over someone like ngannou

of course

>AYO
>GIT ME DAT BACKSACK

LEMME SEE THE BAG

Will the HW title bout be at sea level?

Will Cain be able to make it without destroying part of his body in training?