Anyone else fucking HATE the idea that you need to be smart to enjoy jazz and classical

Anyone else fucking HATE the idea that you need to be smart to enjoy jazz and classical
Newsflash: Jazz was invented by retarded stoners and anyone as dumb as rocks can enjoy classical because in the middle ages people drank beer all day because the water was bad
There's nothing INTELLECTUAL about detecting musical patterns in your brain faggot
All you faggots just convince me that jazz and classical are for retards who want to feel smart because they can understand a very simplistic, easy listening style of music
congratulations dipshit

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>correlation implies causation

this sum retard shit

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Pattern recognition is strongly linked with intelligence and attention span. Being able to recognize and understand more complex or abstracted patterns is related to higher intelligence.

Guess what are typically some of children's least favorite genres? Jazz and classical. Why is that? Because they lack the ability and attention span to recognize and follow the more complex and developed patterns in the music.

>implying metal wouldnt be down with rap

shit tier stats

the only artist you have to be smart to like is Death Grips

Nice bait fag

this reeks of low IQ metalhead

Why do people think that a genre is smart? There's shitty classical music and there's Beethoven.

Where to start with jazz? Where to start with Allan Holdsworth?

That is the question indeed.

It never ceases to amaze me how ignorant and assumptive people are of children.

>Electronic and Indie being above 110

People nowadays feel that mere intellect alone is godhood.

That's why people constantly buy +300-page books and listen to lengthy classical music so they prove to the world that they are of human worth.

Stephen Hawkings cannot wipe his own ass yet he is worshipped as a God.

>Pattern recognition
Literally anyone can do this.

I'm not certain there has ever been a musician born who has matched Mozart or Bach's respective achievements or abilities.

And yet IQ tests suggest that people can be anywhere from really poor at it to very good at it.
Pattern recognition is a very g-loaded form of testing.

he kind of is a big deal tho

brainlet

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>easy listening

>IQ tests
Nice "classic" meme

I kek hard at this

IQ tests are the longest standing component of psychology because of its predictive validity.
IQ tests that are more g-loaded are better predictors.

Gospel is better than that. Indie is much lower.

And yet classical music was used for Bugs Bunny cartoons. You idiot.

>Random chart with no study.

>Jazz was invented by retarded stoners and anyone as dumb as rocks can enjoy classical because in the middle ages people drank beer all day because the water was bad
hey p4k

Wow dude you totally blew his point out of the water! Especially when this is a discussion about listening to music and classical music was used in nearly every cartoon along with everything else in the 1930s

>2018
>Being into Rhythm

ITT: butthurt rap and poptimist fags

But user, IQ tests can't accurately reflect the qualities of the human intellect and are used only for general purposes.

I think he was doing a funny, user.

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Believing in academia

nice 5 min in paint chart

>Rap rock isn't the highest

But this is about the GPA of college students, nothing to do with IQ.

loony tunes started using classical music to sell classical records ya dipshit

Bill Evans Waltz for Debby
anything Cannonball Adderly
Charles Mingus Black saint and the sinner Woman and his jazz workshop concerts
John Coltrane a love supreme
then ,look those albums up on rateyourmusic and look at lists that contain those albums about jazz and listen to those album and then realize that allan holdsorth isnt that great

>in the middle ages
Almost all "classical" music comes from the period between the Renaissance and the World Wars.
>people drank beer all day because the water was bad
People in the middle ages knew how to boil a fucking pot of water. Yes, they'd sometimes drink beer in the daytime, but it was only 2-3% alcohol and they weren't drinking very much of it.

When you consider the following factors: Criminality, Academic performance, and economic status, there is no better predictor than IQ.
IQ is a well-correlated proxy for g(General Intelligence). Some IQ tests may be more g-loaded than others.
With that in mind, sure IQ is not 1:1 with intelligence, but it correlates at about .76 in Adulthood(age 25 and above).

It was actually used for WW2 propoganda.
Looney Tunes poked fun at Wagner(German) and Rossini(Italian) in particular.

i feel you on this

Hahahahahahahahaha

*appears before you*

death grips

>he thinks of edm when he hears/sees the word electronic

If you already listen to rock (blues) your best bet is to start with some hard bop. Check out Art Blakey.

Abilities, sure. Achievements? No.

>indie
>implying genre
>rock right next to it
>"""""Alternative"""""""""", even less of a genre than indie
Whoever pulled out MS Paint to make that chart in order to either troll or feel better about their brainlets could have just googled for five minutes and done a proper job

>Where to start with Allan Holdsworth?
Igginbottom's Wrench, of course. Followed by Velvet Darkness and his work on Soft Machine