BRITISH VS AMERICAN ACOMPLISHMENTS

BRITAIN
>reclaimed the holy land and gave it to the kikes
>founded america,australia,NZ and canada
>invented the industrial revolution
>invented the 1st computer which broke the enigma code
>built the modern world through culture,democracy, force and sheer will
>savaged the middle east that badly we cut it up into pieces and renamed entire countries for keks such as pakistan
>created saudi arabia
>cucked china on various occasions
>picked fights with france,russia and other super powers at the time and won
>still have a load of land over sea,IE 6 islands on americas doorstep.
>every cunt speaks our tounge
>only country to attack america for 10 years and burn down their capital and not get retaliation for it after the war on our own soil

America

>land on moon but due to laws they cant call ownership of it.
>land on mars (we did also with beagle II) but they cant call ownership of it.
>blow up rice farmers and lose in vietnam
>blow up goat herders in afghanistan and iraq
>act tough but brick it when russia or china beat their chest.

when are you gonna stop being an edgy teen and make your dad proud usa? are you even trying?

Fuck off Race-divider

Anglo-brotherhood forever

Stay mad ahmed

(you)

>americans
>anglo
So, what happened to that 1/17 irish, 1/7 italian heritage, cletus?

shit i missed a USA accomplishment

they dragged japan into the modern day when they stepped in

that was pretty cool.

>founded Canada

Nope, the French did. The English made it shit though

Sorry i could not here you over the anthem of canadians singing god save the queen mate

almost sounded like you said canada is french?

>he thinks God Save the Caliphess of Britannistan is the anthem

Sure is Victorian-era in here

rather it be the victorian era than

>2016
>the current year

in canada lol

The original French version of which the current English Canadian anthem is actually a based-as-fuck French Canadian nationalist song.

But like everything else, the Anglos had to cuck up their translation HARD. Even now you hear Anglos saying that they should only use the verse of O Canada that describes the territory to avoid offending anyone

We invented Google so go kill yourself

why are you acting like a fucking leaf?

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A FUCKING UNION JACK

just wanting to get a rise out of burgers before they go to bed for keks

:^)

I bet you used Google to find that picture

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Wrong about the anthem (as I've said), wrong about Canada being English (French is also an official language) and the Commonwealth (Canada is also part of the Francophonie).

That said, I like the parliamentary system

quebec is a little french colony inside canada we allowed to exist that is all

the queen is your head of state...she could wake up today and fire trudeu and force a general election if she felt like it m8

true

Do you realise that there are French communities all over Canada because we know how to fuck our women?

And if the qUEEN did that it'd be the end of monarchy here

> gave it to the kikes

You got kicked out.

>A FUCKING LEAF

the muds know how to fuck yours in france m8

you and whos army? canadas? does she have the power to control them?

That feel when no longer relevant empire.

After the genocides of the French Revolution, you could safely say that France is different from French Canada. A lot of the type of people who got killed in the Revolution still exist here

>a foreign queen interferes in the political process
>referendum on monarchy
>monarchy abolished

Face it, even in England, the Queen's country, this would happen

just a bump in the road not the end of it m8

do your soldiers pledge allegiance to the queen or trudeu?

>Intentionally trying to divide us from our Ameribros in a time like this
achmed / pajeet detected

Je, [nom], jure que je serai fidèle et porterai une vraie allégeance à Sa Majesté la Reine Élizabeth II.[6]

BTFO
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just bantz m8

all commonwealth realms pledge to the queen

And? How is this supposed to matter? You expect an unpopular queen to be upheld because the army (who doesn't care about her) had to take an oath, in opposition to the will of the people in a referendum?

dad you're drunk again, leave 'murica alone :-(

>unpopular
>was kept with a vote and they chose to keep her

sorry pierre but the brits will always have a hook in canada :)

besides you are a vital part of the new empire

Yes dad we heard it all before, just go back to bed.

SEND HELP

we all know how these free travel and trade ideas end up looking like :^)

What is this vote that never happened?

Oh, and I notice that some British organisation is shilling for this. It'd never be passed here

>cletus
my sides

i heard trudeu is warm to the idea

funny thing is...if it goes ahead..canada has the biggest neetbux so that solves our paki problem :^)

> created Israel


Yeah, thanks for reminding me why I hate the U.K.

They'd go to the big paki communities in Ontario anyway. Doesn't affect me, but if you really cared for your Anglo brothers you'd be opposed to it

Britain destroyed the Mideast which it controlled for 100 years including India and Palestine, Israel,

it was just a prank bro

quebec needs more diversity its 2016 m8 cant have pure french people in the most progressive nation in the americas

Nobody really cares about that shit, but the politicians are out of touch.

In the past, we were expected to assimilate to British culture and be part of the British Empire. Now, we're expected to assimilate to internationalist culture and be a society of the world. Same shit, different smell.

>Not singing Jerusalem

Israel would've been wiped out by the Syrians and Egyptians who briefly became a united state to invade them from the north and south in 1973 were it not for cold war support from the Americans.

You were a Rothschild puppet all along, and now that you're no longer needed to fulfill the will of the Jew (i.e. the establishment of Israel), they're leaving you to cripple under the weight of your own diversity. So much for your mighty empire.

You realise the French fucking hate you and think you speak like retards?

It's mutual

we fell and are climbing back up

the cracks are appearing under your feet mate

the jew owns you too

French Colonies:
>Congo
>Haiti
>Quebec

KEEEEEEEEEK, Napoleon is rolling in his grave in shame

we dropped that cuck off on st lucia i think? banished him and he lived out the rest of his days on a tiny rock with his defeat

they hate us so much that they all move here to escape the shit hole that is europe

>free movement with leaves and muslims
Not sure if I want that...

Hey wtf what about us

No it was St Helena or Ascension Island, Or maybe Tristan Da Cuhna. I know Tristan Da Cuhna was occupied in order to prevent the French from staging a jailbreak for Napoleon from there, don't think he was kept there though.

>abos

This.

They invented the Internet tho :/

Kinda BTFOs everything else in human history really.

we invented the WWW. the yanks just capitalized and built on the idea

UK sold Europe to zionists bankers, US sold the entire world to zionist bankers

congratulations, you tricked yourselves

Fuck off poxy shill

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Fuck of Muhammad