TRUMP GENERAL - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD EDITION

TODAY IS DONALD'S BIRTHDAY
>TODAY
TRUMP GENERAL BIRTHDAY RULES: NO SHILLS, NO HATE. ONLY HAPPINESS, CELEBRATIONS AND HIGH ENERGY LOVE!

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>Trump Delegates: 1,537

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

PAST RALLIES
>Trump National Security Speech
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TQpvOpJho
>Trump in Pittsburgh, PA 6/11/16
youtu.be/jBCuxGSHOIc
>Trump in Tampa, FL 6/11/16
youtu.be/cFw2qecPrNw

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 6/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RqFqEhwx1XU
>Trump on Today 6/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ds27dlItL1E
>Trump on GMA 6/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3ago2IX7E
>Trump on Fox 6/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wvCmmRjkQq4

ENTERTAINMENT
>2006 Hillary saying basically: "Fuck Mexicans"
youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
>Violence Against Trump Supporters
youtube.com/watch?v=DSVtE82Bkm0
>FLASHBACK: Obama – “Hillary is a Liar”
youtube.com/watch?v=UTtizmetQMY
>2004 Pocahontas Describes Hillary as a Donor Puppet
youtube.com/watch?v=qYa3Q4NUYPM
>The Long Road to the White House
youtu.be/ZJyIztXX3Bs

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
play.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
crookedhillary.com (WEBSITE FOR SALE)
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

Previous

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4czDzG63m_c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MOVEMENT

Who wants to destroy Trump? Who wants to grind his bones into the dust? And who wants to see him rise again? Wealthier, more successful, powerful, cultured, more intelligent than ever? Then you know what we have to do? We have to love him. What? Did he say ''Love Trump''? It's strange, I know. But with this guy, nothing is simple. Trump says all he wants is to be left alone to make America great again... do a little business... fornicate with his oversexed wife,but it's not true. He wants to be hated. He longs for our scorn. He clings to it, as if it were the very core of his being. If Hillary had not existed, Trump would've invented her. For without such hatred, the so-called billionaire would vanish from the earth. And this reveals a terrible truth and the crux of our problem as Democrats. The worse Trump is treated, the stronger he becomes. The establishment attacking him made him a presidential nominee. The media ridicule hardened him. Violence against his supporters has made him more popular than ever. Suffering, it seems, is the very crucible of his genius. So, if Trump is, as one of his own spokesman has said... a person who will not take ''yes'' for an answer... let us say ''yes'' to him. He thrives on opposition. Let us cease to oppose him. The only way to annihilate this insidious man once and for all... is to open our arms, invite him into our homes... and embrace him. Only then will he vanish into assimilation, normality and love. But we cannot pretend. Trump is nothing if not clever. He will see through hypocrisy and condescension. To destroy him, we must love him sincerely.

happy birthday

happy birthday lord Trump

MAGA

Do we sign him a card? I want to help.
It must be so hard having the world against you the way it is.

happy birthday

JAMES MATTIS FOR VP

Technically his birthday is today but traditionally we celebrate it on the 25th of december

THIS IS AWOOO

Are the normies waking up?

>tfw meme magic

Bernie's lost, and no one knows why the fuck he's still running.

We're fucking with the past now.

Praise Kek.
True Lord is here !!!
Dont miss your salvation.

>just donated another $270, Whose gonna match me guys, we can still win this!!

Our meme magic is so strong that not even Reddit is immune.

>Trump will be the oldest president
Really makes you worry

I love being on the winning side of America

BIRTHDAY DUBS

MAGA

He'll be fine.

I just donated 1237 to Ted Cruz, haha drumpf can't win the nomination now haha

im sad and alone Sup Forums

>thinking age will slow a god

he'll be the youngest energy wise in history though, guy has more energy than me and I'm in my 20s

>yfw Bernouts still donate and campaign even after Trump is President

Kill yourself faggot

you look like a handsome young man user, why are you alone?

I will bet antone the doctors have him on some type of testosterone therapy

Everyone on Sup Forums is alone, but we are alone together, and that makes it alright.

>2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, etc.
>not voting to keep the Trump dynasty going

PRAISE KEK

not doing it now because a fucking leaf told me to
in true sincerity i blame the jews

...

I'm adding you to my cringe compilation of drumpf supporters

Solidarity?

It all makes sense now. Donald is a saint of lord kek. He will win this presidency then open the path for lord kek to finally come down in human form. Praise kek.

Jesus isn't Lord it says so in the quran

keep me posted

Happy Birthday, God-Emperor Trump.

Well, I'm glad everyone is getting along in this thread.

I tried to do something extra nice for Trump, finding my bestest picture of him, only to get a nice fat scat excreted on me.
Sad.

Praise Kek and MAGA

So is Trump president yet?

same here desu

>normies go to reddit to look at their funny cat pictures and image captions
>see nothing but the Don's smug mug everywhere

it was surprisingly easy to take over reddit, I wish we had tried this earlier

youtube.com/watch?v=4czDzG63m_c

This thread is the most powerful outburst of meme magic on record

Kek is with God Emperor on his day of birth

>Ignorance isn't bliss... it's deadly

Does Drumpf try to talk like a 3rd grader on purpose?

AWWOOOO

Happy birthday to Trump
MAGA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUMP

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW YOU CHANGED MY LIFE

I LOVE YOU

MAGA

the_donald has been schlonging reddit for some time now. 30k people were in the sub yesterday

yes

hi donald

MORE SUPER LEWD AWOOS

Read Scott Adams' blog. Simpler speech is intentional because it's more persuasive.

>tfw you will never put momiji in a mating press and fill her with 6-12 puppers

WHY EVEN LIVE

>Does Drumpf try to talk like a 3rd grader on purpose?

Yes. He's an Ivy League educated businessman that has spent his entire life making the sale.

Using simple words and repetition to drive home your point is actually very difficult to do properly, just look at what happened to Rubio when his advisers told him to start doing it. It takes years of practice as well as knowing your audience and half the time Trump still sounds like a dullard.

thats uhh... pretty damn lewd...

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Yes, most politicians do. It's done on purpose, so that every American no matter their level of education can understand his message. Smart public speakers do this all the time.

Trump has an extensive vocabulary but when you're addressing a nation of 300+ Million people from all walks of life, it's best to keep your speech simple.

Do you think like a 3rd grader on purpose?

>He's an Ivy League educated businessman that has spent his entire life making the sale.

Daddy bought his way into university and gave him his real estate empire. Are you saying George Bush jr is also a genius because his daddy gave him nice things too?

>Using simple words and repetition to drive home your point is actually very difficult to do properly

Nah he's just retarded

>that pic
The 1980's were truly the best decade

This is true. The average nignogs can't even understand proper english.

get in here and post more!

Not to mention hispanics and others who may have english as a second language

see

>Drumpfkins trying to rationalize their leader's intellectual inferiority

it's funny Tbh

Kikebook posted a link to Trump's entire speech last night. Unbeleivable.

US FLAG DAY = TRUMPS' BDAY

Hell yeah! I just watched trumps speech! I am so pumped! #AWOO

>namefag leaf shill trying to rationalize the fact that he has an extremely shallow understanding of public speaking

You got schlonged, don't let it hurt your feelings too much

His campaign is dead. His brand is dead. When he loses he'll be an outcast

I kek'd

>he's only pretending to be retarded

this isn't even an argument. its a fucking joke

>Nah he's just retarded
I don't buy the idea that he's dumbing his speeches down on purpose, I think it's just the way he talks.
But I don't think he is as dumb as his live speeches might make him sound. I think it's possible that he has comparatively low verbal intelligence, relative to his other forms of intelligence.

How does it feel to get BTFO in two trump generals at the same time?

This thread needs more energy! Bernface is meeting with Hillary? Bernie for VP? Still no match for Trump! #AWOO

Trump didn't inherit his father's estate until 1999. Trump was a billionaire 10 years prior.

You're a worthless sack of Muslim garbage who is going to be deported.

How buttpeeved are you to be shilling on Sup Forums

Most people who find something distasteful don't spend their time whining about it to people they know will disagree

Radical Islam is bad mmmkay? #AWOO

I wonder what flavor birthday cake The Donald will have today and what kind of outfit Melania will wear for their birthday sex! #AWOO

anime reaction picture reply =/= BTFO

You got BTFO by me explaining that all public speakers, especially those running for national office, simplify their vocabulary as a means to communicate effectively with Americans from all walks of life.

Your answer was "nuh uh he's just retarded", proving that you either don't understand public speaking or don't have a proper response beyond your initial assertion that Trump is stupid, which I refuted.

In short - not an argument.

>Trump had to see that poster for an entire hour and a half

He has truly suffered for this country

This trumpgen sucks dick! I'm going to the other one #AWOO

>You got BTFO by me
>the rest of this post
>another fucking anime picture to top it off

Haven't cringed this hard in a while

Stop it leafbro, this is embarrassing.

So you don't have a response to my argument?

For somebody who's criticizing Trump's ability to communicate, you're pretty terrible at it yourself.

Praise Kek, brother

>maga

Reminder Donald Trump is older than ill Clinton, yet looks 10-15 years younger.

>A FUCKING LEAF

>T-TRUMP IS STOOPID GUYS!

when's gook moot going to ban your worthless fucking country from this site?

Tons of /r/The_Donald posts made to to the top of r/all. Admins don't like that thought, so they're changing the algorithm

Never, because then we'll just use US proxies. Do you really want that, user?

AWOO wolf needs her tail pulled.