The Neon Demon

So I finally finished this film, since all you guys say it's movie of the fucking year and shit.
Holy shit was that bad.
And the twist at the end really made me not care about it.
Christ 2 hours for something to finally happen?
The entire movie was just Refn wanting show his artsy bullshit with pink and blue lights.
None of the characters are likeable besides Keanu, and even he was an ass.

Tell me again, why did you guys like this movie?
Is it 2deep4me?

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Immaculately filmed.

Every frame a painting.

I don't think you know how to appreciate cinema, honestly. It's not a video game, it's not simply entertainment to cater to your whims and expectations. It's art. That being said, it's a simple genre film, directed beautifully.

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you're not ready for kino

It's just a really good-looking monster movie.

> Twist at the end
You better be memeing

I'm not memeing, retard.
That's the climax of the entire film, yet I just felt like that made the entire viewing redundant.

What's the twist, professor? Take your time. And make sure you want to call it a "twist." Plot developments, as such, are not twists.

The twist is the old and busted models eat younger models to make themselves young and that one model finally got a job after she consumed Elle Fanning.

There was no "twist" in this movie you moron.

Beautifully filmed but pretty vapid. I still like Valhalla Rising much more.

Which is hinted at, implied and thematically sound the whole way through.

Literally the first thing they say:
>Are you food, or are you sex?

She turned down the sex.

>Aquarius
OHHHH WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Just because there is foreshadowing doesn't mean it's not a twist. It still veers off from the main direction of the story, which has to do with Jesse and the way she changes.

I think you're confusing theming and plot. They aren't actual witches.

Where did I imply they're witches?

Your entire post implies that that they did was real.

Man this movie was a fucking drag. It looked great but the writing was shit.

Refn should try out painting or stop writing his movies

TND better win best score at the oscars.

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Oscars won't probably recognize Mica Levi's score for an Oscarbait film, why do you think the score for a film widely derided as misogynist would get a nomination?

It's not deep at all, you're just a fucking retard

Reminder that marketing is still marketing no matter how you try to disguise it.

The Greasy Strangler is a FAR better arthouse film

keanu is the only good character in this entire film.
the acting is so fucking awful and every plot point you can see coming a mile away except for the disgusting parts like the eating.
the ending is bad, I mean really bad.
there is no payoff whatsoever and I feel like I wasted my time even downloading this film.
I mean, it looks nice and everything but the ending is just ridiculous beyond belief.
soundtrack is really good though.

Reminder that you're still an autist.

I said the movie sucked and you think I'm marketing it?
Nice tinfoil hat, autist.

It's a movie though, nothing was real. Metaphor or not, it actually happened in the film. I think you mean that he implied that there was actual magic involved.

Which there might have been? Two of them died after eating the girl.

>talking about plot at all

Sorry you didn't understand the movie.

>the acting is so fucking awful
Don't watch a Bresson film.

POST HER FEET

Wait the other two died?
What, when did they mention this?

No fuck you, you post them.

Sorry it wasn't capeshit or disney

The fact that you think Keanu is the only likable character is very telling

>opinion discarded

Ruby didn't die

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