Take dad to bar with over 100 different types of beer from all over the USA and Europe

>take dad to bar with over 100 different types of beer from all over the USA and Europe
>he orders a miller lite

>all of those faggot meme redditor beers
>your dad picks the ones he's already used to
Fucking based tbqh

>try to get along with new guy at my job
>we all go to a bar on friday after work, decide to invite him
>"no thanks, i don't drink"

This is me desu

>be user's father
>get invited by homosexual son to homosexual bar
>tells me I can choose from a houndred different types of homo beer
>choose the first non-homo beer I see
>son looks upset and start to talk about snowflake favors and why do I want to be "normal"
>get a grip on myself and don't punch the gay out of him that night
I just want my son back

what'd you order, a martini?

Upvoted ;)

I don't drink but will give everybody a chance to show they can drink and remain tolerable company. Most fail this test but occasionally, some people can be interesting/decent despite the handicap of alcohol.

I hate the millennials and their " i need to see an organic non gmo local IPA list"

Can spot them walking into my bar easily because they all look like this

>organic non gmo local IPA list
Is this Sup Forums talk?

we don't really drink either, maybe one or two beers, and beers only. we just like to go there to end the week, it's a nice place. he apparently thought he had to drink or something. i don't know. i mean they do serve other things.

This. OPs dad is a real nigga. Get it together OP, men are only supposed to have 1-2 main brands that they drink regularly.

Most British people can't drink without being retards about it. Falling all over the place, being as loud as possible and throwing up all over oneself is seen as laudable behaviour whereas moderation and being comfy/chill is looked down upon.

Your workmate seems like a turboautist.

>son invites me to bar
>he has no job so I'll be paying but whatever
>comes downstairs in an Indiana Jones hat and fingerless gloves
>o God where did I go so wrong
>he spends the car ride talking about IPAs, hops, and IBUs
>get to the bar
>pages of shit I never heard of and shit with weird German names
>he orders some beer with fruit and honey in it wtf.
>comes in some wine glass and he sniffs it
>order my go to miller
>he starts having one of his episodes

t. no friends beta shut-in

Surprisingly good

>Take lads to bar with all sorts of Exotic beers
>They order Carling / Carlsberg

>go on a date with a really cute girl
>shes a beer "connoisseur" and loves all these really gay beers ive never heard of before
>runs me through the beer menu and gives her suggestions on an IPA
>order molson canadian anyway

beer snobs are the worst idc even if you're a 9/10 babe

>Drinking shittier beer is a sign of manliness

>people are actually proud of not "succumbing" to delicious beer

Why, why the fuck to people feel so threatened by trying beers that aren't sold in 40oz containers?

>Take friend to brewery
>Orders high abv nitro beer
>I tell him to a minute before drinking it
>"Fuck you"
>Drinks it
>Asks bartender for fizzy beer

Sometimes I wonder how I can get new friends.

>take dad to pub
>orders a white wine

>Go for a Curry with the Lads
>They all order Cobra's

>Your workmate seems like a turboautist.
>came to that conclusion from "no thanks, i don't drink"
>while he posts on an offtopic thread on the sports board of an anime website
I bet putting up the facade of being a normie every day leaves you depressed and exhausted

a mexican dad with the kid who lives in us

story checks out

That's the official drink of having a curry with the lads.

i can confirm that the guy indeed is a turbo autist though, literally unable to talk to people. i think he just used it as en excuse to not socialize with us, we don't drink either, and you obviously don't have to drink when going somewhere.

I've started to drink IPAs more lately, but that's only because the inebriation from IPAs makes me feel better than the cheap shit like busch. I'm not a snob about it tho because I don't go t bars or anything

Ok well I stand corrected. Wouldn't be a bad idea to invite him every week until he agrees though. Dude is probably just nervous being the new guy and still afraid to leave his shell.

>cousin from bum fuck Kansas comes to my parents house for dinner
>my mom and dad cook a dinner for him
>tri-tip, twice baked potatoes, the whole deal
>he asks me what we have to drink so i take him to the garage
>some lite beer, a few pale ales, and even some IPAs which my dad hates
>he combs through each beer, obviously not happy with the choices
>ask my mom what kind of wine she has
>umm a chardonnay?
>he has water with dinner

fucking fag is only 20 years old. what a cunt.

>buy my dad a €100 bottle of japanese whisky
>"I can't taste the difference anyway"

t. craft beer loving faggot
i bet you say "o O o" when you drink a new beer

anyone else /draft bud lite on special and buffalo wings with the boys/ here?

Nothing comfier than ice cold pitchers of draft beer, spicy wings on special and some bantz.

>letting your own father drink 100 monopoly dollars of jap piss

>implying actually someone can
It's the same shit.

>drinking beer

>"What do you have on special?"

me every time.

>white people problems

Kill yourself, you'll never survive the blast.

I know quite a few people like this, will never understand them desu

Still most of them are cool enough to still come down the pub

It's "What do you have on tap?" you dumb bastard.

>not drinking beer

>try and force your dad to consume a selection of fruity chocolate based beers with hints of nigger pubes that were brewed by an 110lb man with a beard who's currently in an unreciprocated open relationship
>your Dad picks the every man's beer which he knows and loves best to consume
you should be more like your dad faggot.

he could be an alcoholic

way more respect for someone that has the balls to say they don't drink than some jackass who is a liability after one beer.

>someone that has the balls to say they don't drink

cuck

Maybe it's extreme social awkwardness. I don't drink but I go to the bar with lads and always have a corona.

>today OP was a degenerate homo

isn't there a saudi arabian raping your sister in your living room right now?

>men are only supposed to have 1-2 main brands that they drink regularly.
Sure. You try a LOT of beer, you settle on your favourite, maybe two, and enjoy that.
But if you haven't tried much, you're limiting yourself to the options that happened to come your way.
For example, a few years ago before the Stanly Cup final I went to my local liquor store. I bought my regular brew. Guy ahead of me was buying a few single bottles of something that had no label, no printing, nothing -- and when he paid they like $20 each.
I said, "What the fuck is that bullshit?"
He and the cashier said, "It's Westvleteren 12, specially brought in from a monastery in Belgium..blah blah blah [you can google if you don't know]."
I was pretty curious, so I got a bottle (there were maybe three left out of the 20 or so they'd had).

Bring it home...BLAMMO!

I had no idea beer could even taste like that.
It was fucking glorious.
Beyond really good, it was just something I had never tasted and it was very definitely beer, it was just much better tasting than I'd ever experienced.
I haven't been able to get any since (it's only sold at the one monastery) but I have explored Belgium beers and well shit, it just opened up my beer world entirely.
I'm very happy I decided to give that a try that day.
Normally I wouldn't have.
Now I've got my regular beer, and a couple of others I go to if need be -- but they're not the beers I used to drink before that Stanley Cup final.*

*the Canucks lost, btw, then shitheads ruined our city in a self-serving riot of stupidity. fuck them.Almost as soon as the game ended I could see the smoke rising from downtown. Sad.

>I don't drink
>always have a corona

wut.

>a fucking leaf
I'm not reading this blog.

What a brilliant post

>having one beer just so you partake on the bullshit part of a social interaction event
>drinking
Pick one.

>a fucking leaf

keep drinking the barley jew, faggot

also,a hint for you:
You still look like a faggot if you drink only a single beer to fit in

t. weedlmao

You spelled "accurate" wrong

>so little of value in your life you give a shit what another man drinks because beer is your only hobby
Honestly he only had a beer to drink the pain of having a metrobitch craftbeer hipster faggot of a son away

so you aren't a big drinker but you still drink you fucking egg.

It would be "an" then
thanks for proving that you're a mong as well

>I drink alcohol for the taste

t. Ahmed "the Turk" Mehmet who doesn't drink because it is haram

Wow, "a" literal grammar nazi

>what they say
>i don't drink

>what they mean
>you seem like terribly company

me desu

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>Americans ITT equating drinking beer that doesn't taste like horse piss with being a hipster faggot

Wow, really engages the central nervous system

what a subtle post
brazil is a shit country
7:1 never forget

Na, it's a lifestyle choice

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You have a bar in a barber shop? Neat.

how is this a problem?
maybe he's a recovering alcoholic
you don't bring an alcoholic to a fucking bar, dipshit.
how young are you?

Underrated.

>watching anime

I enjoy picking up sleeping cats and putting them in another room. It confuses them and takes them down a peg. Smug cunts.

>complaining about mongolian cheesethrowing on a japanese anime imageboard

Main & Hastings in Vancouver, famous for being the worst spot in the country. Heroin and fentanyl addicts, all sitting together being fucking hopeless and sad.

...and still, there are fewer syringes there than on the average Brazilian beach...or park...or school...or church...

People are obsessed with trying to prove they're not hipster douches. I'm not even a beer snob though. My go to is Sam Adams.

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>went to my local liquor store
>guy was buying wv12

doubt. Did you just pick the "best beer" and decided to make a story about it?

Fucking leaf

>falling for ez bait
Every time

Admittedly, it is a fucking killer store:

Legacy Liquor Store in Vancouver -- google it

Feel free to call them and ask if they had Westvleteren in their store on June 15, 2011.

So, no I didn't just waste my time typing all that out for nothing.
I was just trying to say that sometimes drinking outside the box can be rewarding.

>I don't understand people that refuse to willingly poison themselves

alcoholism =/= having a couple beers on friday night

Everything is poison,only the dosage is relevant

Yes, fantastic beer!

>"What do you have on tap?"
>the taps are right there with the name and logo on them

>she goes through the full list super fast
>order the last one she says because you can't remember all of them

wtf?
do you understand anything about alcoholics? lol

he's a 24 year old nerd fresh out of university. he's not an alcoholic.

Real men drink apple cinder

You called him a "cuck" and you have the audacity say that...kek

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Good one

>IPA
i hope you pump and dump that tasteless whore

>tfw thats me

Kekerinho

Kek, this

Yeah isn't it all about sours now?

Your dad secretly hates you and thinks your a faggot, OP.

Get off your high horse you cunt

>Tfw I don't drink because alcohol tastes like shit to me

I'd still go to hang out, I just wouldn't drink anything with alcohol

I do this with my friends. Any time we go out and they're perusing the beer list, discussing what's on tap, checking which beers they've had on some gayass phone app, talking about hops and wheat and shit, I'll just skip the line and ask the waitress for a PBR.

>Indiana Jones hat and fingerless gloves

lmao