Where's norm

where's norm

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He gambled his web show and lost it

isn't he on tour with all those other comics

attending military funerals

selling mangrates

on facebook posting about whatever sports game hes watching constantly

Didn't it do well? His interviews have quite a few views

No he was at a poker table and had no chips so he put in the rights to his web show and he lost his hand

Liquid morphine.

Currently doing that Netflix thing with Sandler so he can't release (hes already filmed multiple) new episodes until that contract ends.

It's a long story about the owner of Netflix and the executive producer of Norms show. Most companies wouldn't stop you from releasing whatever you want but Kellison (executive producer of Norm Macdonald Live) and Richard Hastings (owner of Netflix) worked together way back before Netflix was even a thing and some pretty big drama went down. Kellison basically turned the company they founded together against Hastings, basically making Hastings bankrupt and pushed him out of the company. Then to add insult to injury Hastings wife divorced him and started dating Kellison, so basically he stole his company and his wife, I mean this guys a real jerk.

whoa that's some hard cucking

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GIVE THE FROG A LOAN

I know this phrase gets tossed around a lot these days, but norm really is /our guy/ right?

yes

jerking off punks underneath bridges

for fifteen dollars a man

I spilled my drink, how did I not see this coming?

no need to be coarser

john wayne gacy..not my idea of a clown

Holy crow!

in your face ueli maurer

whos that big fat guy

The Swiss are officially neutral. Unofficially, they're filthy sons of bitches.

watch your tone you dirty dog

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why are they standing

anyone listen to Adam Eget on Duncan Trussels podcast? He tells the story about how his parents sent him to this boarding school that was basically this cult brainwashing place.

Duncan Trussel is a huge faggot, but it's worth the listen

What a terrible name for an airline

something something Hitler's anus

eat my dogshit snowman

IM CUMMING IN YOUR BUTT

wew some real insider info on Sup Forums

i'm married

BUT ITS NOT GOOING WELLL

big fat bruce vilanch

to who?

YOUR MOUTH IS MY TOILET

yeah

was I in that movie?

I got it user, well done

Anyone ever hear that time Norm rattled off the Devil and Billy Markham from memory? Craziest thing I've ever heard.

Who was this supposed to be an impression of?

FUCKING FAGGOTS

don knotts

no, that's adam egret

Starts around 4:20. Have a comfy listen bros.

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reminds me of that tragedy

For the record, his fucking "autobiography" was god awful.

It was like reading Alias Grace again.

a work of convolution

>le real jerk XD
I love Norm but that "joke" is fucking terrible

Adam Eget. It will be coming back shortly.

So shouldn't Eget be doing a podcast in the meantime

No it will take a little bit longer because he's in Poland doing some research.

Jerking off punks workshops?

his book was kind of meh, I've heard him say that he wants to stop doing comedy and write full time

that will be a mistake

On a different note, I've recently started reading again after quite a few years. Does it take a while to get used to reading books again? I'm so slow atm

read short (200 page) novels so you don't get bored and drop them

Norm's book isn't bad and it's a quick read

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>his book was kind of meh

his book was a goddam masterpiece

OC

As a full-seasoned literary scholar, I say I have to disagree.

It is onpar with that of CĂ©line's Journey.

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That was comfy/crazy

To the diamond thief Nelson Mandela

Why,didn't you like it. As somebody who,didn't read the other book you referenced I don't get it.

Oh great now Sup Forums is going to come and complain about how Nelson Mandela was a terrorist who went around necklacing people and that the only thing ending apartheid did was ruin the country for everyone. WHO CARES?

lmao well done, my friend

IN A CLOUD OF MR. FURLEY NIGHTMARE MIST

Fuck yeah. I'd only seen the picture of him interviewing Margaret Cho, and that was months ago. Glad to see there's more, and quality guests too.

>HOGS

Whats that line Norm says when he walks in on
his sidekick and Andy Dick in the bathroom?

That's amazing

get the fuck out