Times you acted like a movie

>See Prisoners in theatres a few years ago
>Think Loki's facial tic (blinking) is cool and mysterious
>Adopt this into my everyday life
>Start blinking hard 24/7
>Realize I can't stop this now and legitimately have tourettes
Thanks autism!

At least you didn't contract Avatar Depression. That shit is the worst.

>watch Drive 3 times in a row
>get bloody gums

Takeshi does it better

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I acted like Tummler for most of high school after seeing Gummo during the summer between grades 9 and 10. Stopped when I was forced to start seeing the school counselor.

Does he actually have tourettes?

Similar thing happened to me. In the intro of Season Two of Hannah Montana, there's a brief shot of Miley dressed up in a Marie Antoinette outfit or some shit holding a globe. She blinks one eye then the other, not simultaneously like a normalfuck would do. I picked up a long ass habit of randomly blinking one eye at a time after seeing that.

I ruined my Mum's old hatchback back in 2012 because I kept speeding and drifting around the back streets while listening to nightcall

overheated and broke the radiator

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Not a movie character but I act like a hybrid of Larry David and Karl Pilkington and can't stop it now
I answer most question with "alright.." even they make a statement like hello i just respond "alright.."

Its fairy easy to act like harrison ford

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I once upon a time totaled my Audi A4 and threw away two college semesters b/c I believed in myself.

Thanks autism!

literally me every time I'm in an airport

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When I was in my teens I was like Robert denero in taxi driver

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Driveposting is almost as good as baneposting

It was always better

this is actually motivational as fuck

I'm gonna go make my autistic dreams happen fuck yeah

Have mental breakdown at 22, go full hiki-recluse for 10 years, SSI-autism bucks

get a seasonal job, cured, hopeful, walk into the lunch area and this film playing in the WTF Scorsese

start makeing little coughing noises, start thinking about germs, "the way of the future

madman play the record

I've done the Bane voice too often in the shower and now I sometimes catch myself speaking through my throat with a volatile pitch.

genuine lol

thanks user

I definitely piss into bottles as good as this guy thats for sure.

Jake G. wears contacts as do I and can attest to the fact that it's a contacts wearer thing. Nothing unique about it. Not a facial tick.

He's not even blinking in that picture.

This is too good of an oportunity

>Pass user since 2012

>be sleeping in history class
>drool coming down my neck, total image of the class slob
>teacher wakes me up
>tells me to answer questions on board
>slur all the answers out while wiping drool
>I knew all of these since I studied beforehand
>teacher is stunned, class laughs
>mfw to the class and teacher I probably looked like a lazy genius

What a sperg you are

I very much adore this one.

>be me
>watch Only God Forgives (much better than that Drive pleb trash)
>empathize with Gosling's character (much better than the shitty autist in Drive)
>decide to copy him
>got to a strip club to find an entertainer
>stare coolly at a stripper until she approaches me
>"Hey big boy, want a dance"
>"I-I Dive"
>shit, fuck, wrong movie
>somehow recover and get her to go on a date
>invite my mother
>buy the stripper a new dress
>We arrive, mother berates me more dating a whore
>we leave, stripper badmouths my mother
>try to push her up against the wall and choke her
>too weak, she thinks I'm coming in for a kiss
>"Not now sweetie, maybe next time"
>stick to the plan
>tell her if she doesn't want to wear the dress to take it off
>she laughs, says she loves it an she'll keep it
>yell "TAKE IT OFF" at the top of my lungs
>goes great, voice cracks even more than in the movie
>stripper screams, pepper sprays me in the face, and calls cops
>once they arrive I hold out my hands so they can chop them off
>they handcuff me instead so I try to fight them
>get my ass kicked (just like in the movie, fuqyeah.jpg)

I exclusively use a razor blade to slice my vegetables. Much cheaper than a knife set and arguably better.

Driver wouldn't have done any of that, idiot.

I cut my pizza

thought it was only me that had seen this

I've started pointing like this. I have no Italian background but it feels good.

this

also, saying OOOHHHH at people swearing, and "Oh! Look who it is!" too good to resist.

I'm beta af and was invited to go barhopping with a few co-workers, one a smoking hot blonde. I actually skimmed thru a dvd copy of Kids (1995) to pump me up. I acted and sounded like Telly from that movie and I actually got the blonde to sit in my lap and flirt with me. What was funny is that she asked me if I had a cold because my voice sounded stuffy. kek.

jesus

good story user