ITT: Describe a bands discography poorly

this one is easy

>le psychedelic rock
>were five now
>soundtrack no. 1
>we don't know what to do
>we still don't know exactly what to do
>now were talkin'
>soundtrack no. 2
>the album everyone knows about
>we miss you
>i love orwell
>the album everyone and their dad knows about
>this is not your solo album
>too much 80s, but the sales are decent
>this thing is boring, but the sales are decent
>ayy theres leftovers from 20 years ago so let's tweak them a little aaaaaand there ya go: most pre-ordered album on amazon

>the same thing of vocalist's former band, but smoother
>a little change in style, but still the same
>meme album
>style keeps maturing, darker album
>style keeps maturing, album darker but also funny
>HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE SAME BAND!? GREAT BAND! THE GUY'S A GENIUS!
>XXI Century Depeche Mode

>great album underrated by Sup Forums, for some reason. No guitars
>same as before with some great songs, but a worse album overall. Still no guitars
>we disco now. Some guitars
>back-to-roots but with no magic

Pink Floyd

LCD soundsystem

It could have been, but no

>edgy shit
>more edgy shit
>edgy + anti-Bush shit
>woah
>slightly less edgy electronic shit
>angery
>i am depressed please help

kanye

>listens to Stone Roses once
>britpop sounds cool let's try it
>Britain in a nutshell
>similar to the one before but more personal
>we're tired of britpop, let's do something else
>my gf left me and now I'm depressed
>one of our key members left but we don't care
>hey guys remember us?

I do this band a lot in these threads
>60s-ish indie pop
>60s-ish indie pop about sad relationships
>more 60s-ish indie pop best of the early albums
>whoa man too much acid
>boring on forgettable
>just the right amount of acid
>adding syths and more electronic sounds
>breakout success album about cheating on your wife
>oh god fuck me harder I'm such a slut
>goes too far in too many directions, really cluttered sound
>emotional breakdown on mushrooms my favorite album by them
>lol fire the whole band and change genres p good though
>retread of ideas from previous album, pretty meh
>change genres again lol, horrible, by far the worst album

>the sound of the future that almost defined their legacy
>unnecessary reunion album
>i guess we're space-esque prog now

Blur?

Yep, you got it

>radiohead cover album
>the band's best album
>heavier and edgier
>dude space lmao
>1984 school project
>babby's first electronic music
>shitty parody of albums 2 and 3

Muse

Easy mode:
>i rape bitches and kill people lolololol
>sad boi
>really sad boi

yeah

I’ll do one nobody got last time

>Boring forgettable debut
>Album that should’ve been the debut. First big song.
>More Pianos, but still mostly stripped back
>Critics favorite
>More detailed instrumentals/genre shift
>Masterpiece #2
>I like psychedelic
>I like like jazz
>I like blackface
>My friend died this album is for him
>Oh god the 80s
>Oh god the 80s
>OH GOD THE FUCKING 80s
>Boring AOR: The Album!
>Quality recovery attempt
>Last album of original material
>Beautiful album of orchestral vocal jazz standards
>The last one but worse
>I quit.

Earl?

of Montreal?

Yea

KISS

1
>glam rock but downtuned
>the definition of alternative metal, but cheesy production
>nevermind, this is depressive
>it pretty much is another album by our guitar player
>our new singer tries to be less like our old singer in this one

2
>we play hardcore punk but we're also nerdy, and artsy, and political, and comical
>more of the same, but the production sounds kinda off
>we can also play funk, spoken word, jam, post-punk and norteño, it's also a double album
>we like meat puppets a lot

3
>really noisy and edgy industrial music with screeching guitar harmonics
>still edgy, but we also like cheap trick and kraftwerk

>country music and charles manson covers are cool
>industrial metal is cool
>glam rock is cool
>punk is cool
>vaudeville is cool
>vampire emo is cool
>depressing pop is cool
>alt rock is cool
>blues and swing are cool
>techno influenced rock is cool

>3
big black

>generic alternative rock
>ayyy lmao let's play some more sad shit
>still sad but this time it's society's fault
>incredible sadness ft. beeps and boops
>dude, crying alone lmao
>let's try to play some more rock and roll lol
>i feel a bit happier
>lol check out these moves lol
>wtf i'm sad again

>we're a bunch of angry edgy guys who hate society and monarchy.

correct

God no.

The Sex Pistols

2 is minutemen

correct

what is this? sounds pretty interesting

Correct

1 is Alice in Chains
Radiohead obvs

My all time favorite band:
>punk music targeted at hipsters
>slightly depressing grunge
>b sides compilation of the first two albums (this isn't nirvana btw)
>depressing alt rock
>even more depressing alt rock
>spiritual shoegaze
>spiritual shoegaze pt. 2
>attempt at a comeback album, only one original member
>attempt at an album series
>struggling to stay relevant

>Let’s not count the first few.
>Poor ass quality, great songs
>Good Shit
>Very angry
>Ew, one acoustic pop song
>we’re a folk band now
>Stolen
>Fuck Bush, and rock opera
>rock opera
>Bland
>shit
>boring
>better than the last three
(Not counting greatest hits, live albums, and other shit)

Green Day

Queen.

Green Day?

>great fucking album
>emo
>poppy
>exists
>poppier then 3
>more ignored then 4
>poppier then 5
>lost reference
>comeback
>modern beach boys
>pop, but less shit then 7.
(Not counting compilations and shit)

Yeah

No

Weezer

>Venom plagiarism with Motorhead riffs
>Evil that sounds like it was recorded in a toaster
>Defined the sound of the genre's second wave
>The one everyone knows with brutal solos
>WE
>WUZ
>JUST pt.1
>JUST pt.2
>NORSE
>JUST pt.3
>His life's work pt.1
>His life's work pt. 2(Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet)

Bathory

>pure raw Seattle punk
>Let's do the same thing as last time but overproduce it so we can get famous
>The Pixies if they were a bunch of depressed burnt out drug addicts

Nirvana

Zappa?

Yes sir

>Songs about killing whores
>Songs about assassinating sluts
>Songs about slaughtering hookers
>Songs about murdering harlots
>Songs about lynching call girls
>Songs about exterminating prostitutes
>Songs about executing tramps
>Songs about slaying streetwalkers

Weezer?

GG?

>Dude, skate punk but, quieter
>yay, a budget
>POINT OF FAME
>again
>something different
>SPACE SPACE SPACE!
>pop.
>pop deluxe

Nope. Kind of applies though.

Yep

>God tier debut
> Ep no one cares about, only has one famous song
>Great 2 part follow up with more mature and diverse songs
>Similar to the debut but more punkish
>This one took about 2 eterenties to make and it sucks

David Bowie

The Smashing Pumpkins for sure. I win

>angry jersey boys
>angry jersey boys 2: the angst advances
>angry jersey boys 3: scene queens
>yo since we’re less angry let’s make some glam punk
>lol here’s a random assortment of b-sided and half finished songs from that album we should have made instead of that last one, also let’s break up

>Slightly overrated beatles knock off psych rock album
>I'm lonely
>I'm jaded

alice in chains is correct

1
>redneck intellectuals doing a mix of fucked up shit, noise and art
>more of the same, more experimental
>even more of the same, but really pulished
>we can do more than noise, check this acoustic guitar
>weird for our standards, but also forgettable, name doesn't really help
>somehow we ended up on a major label, we even got a Zep member to produce it
>our pop album trying to capitalize late on a scene he helped create more than a decade ago
>change is not always good

2
>we like Diamond Head and Black Flag
>maybe we should listen to our bassist and improve our songwriting skills
>it worked, we liked our last album so much we decided to make it again
>our bassist is gone and we're angry, let's make a guitar album
>we want to make money, but still keep some quality
>fuck quality, alternative rock is where the moneys at
>maybe we can sell our leftovers at full price
>let's waste interesting riffs trying to cash in on numetal, let's add shitty production
>rickrubinaudacitytracks.jpg
>we put some thought on this one
anal cunt?

Ye

I'm gonna make these one as hard as I can

1.
>Poop
>Extra sensory organ
>Dead cat
>27.39

2.
>shitty muddy production. only album cover that isnt awesome
>YOU'RE, NOT, THE, ONE
>dude save the animals
>lets make that heavier and more atmospheric
>sadder and more melodic
>same thing but more drone-y and boring. lead single is shit

MCR

tame impala

I've been on a smashing pumpkins binge lately. pisces iscariot is 10/10

Yup

>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>absolute shit

Is 2 GSYBE?

>emo trap, emphasis on the trap
>emo trap, emphasis on the emo

2 is Metallica

Nope, F#a#infinity has an awesome cover

>twinkle twinkle
>twinkle twinkle scream

Liquid liquid

>uhoh
>uhoh 2
>scary
>schizophrenia
>we're exclusively a pop band now
>a really bad one
>...
>kill whitey

>i used to be a kid feat. tinnitus
>random noise
>live album
>new name, lots of shouting
>folksy retarded children's album
>i had a relationship but then i didn't like it
>dinosaurs lol
>my father died, my daughter was just born, and i took lsd this morning
>help we're trapped in a radio and we can't get out
>beach boys but they're trapped in a wormhole

Marilyn manson

>two songs for some random demo, first one possibly best song in band’s discography
>what if Built to Spill and American Football had a kid raised by Pink Floyd
>the apex of emo revival
>sendoff EP, we’re down now guys

all of king gizzard and the lizzard wizard's output this year

nin?

Nope, polygondwanaland is 10/10 and fmb is 9/10

>fuck this gay earth
>i wish i were a cannibal
>I might kill myself soon
>woah shit did you know they made ELECTRIC guitars?
>Indian Ocean vacation

Slowdive?

>starts punky and hip hop
>dude war sucks
>dude world ending
>muh pulution with earth
>lets just have bad litterly who rappers
>last album was poor

Yep

A tip:

>they released their last album last year

animal collective?

correct
another one for mealheads
>I wish napalm death read some pathology books
>why do people keep thinking we're med students?
>what if we helped the earth by killing people in funny ways? we're also death metal now
>death metal sucks, let's add some melodic wankery here and there
>melodic death metal sucks, let's make a hard rock album
>nevermind, let's go back to melodic death metal

>ok album
>MTV shove this down your throat
>something else
>worst
>forgotten one
>the newest one

Carcass

yes

nope, I've might made it to hard

>emo pop band wagoners
>pop punk album of the decade
>being famous sucks
>transcendental power pop
>i need to write some pop songs to make money
>you don’t like this new direction? Fuck you the real fans will love this shit
>the fuck all the real fans at

no

2 is Gojira, I think i made it too hard. #1 isnt that hard if you listen to them

...

Xiu Xiu?

Another one:

>Siouxsie and the Banshees, but in the masculine
>we are boring now
>songs that should have been in the first album plus filler
>actually really good filler
>an album that is technically better than the first, but the first has a better atmosphere

rivers cuomo's mind

nope