Cast this franchise

It's literally fucking impossible.
All I got is Henry Cavill for Jonathan and Chris Pratt for Joseph, and even then those are shitty picks.

There isn't an actor hammy enough on this planet to can play Dio.

Arnold Swarzenegger as dio

Every character is a variation of Johnny Yong Bosch

It's impossible to film decently to begin with.
If we are not talking about jap-tier live action """movies"""

Cast him.

part 1 and 2 could be decent movies, but part 3+ can be a cgi shitfest

cgi de-aged Willem Dafoe as Dio

negan bends backwards 90 degrees like a jojo character

Young Kevin Bacon or Kiefer Sutherland could be a good Dio

Many frogs would do the job perfectly

WWE stars. Done

Chloe Moretz

KEK

As unfitting as it sounds, hearing Kevin Spacey scream ZA WARUDO would be funny as fuck.

I cast it into the pits of hell

Coincidentally, I just started watching this today. Only got about 5 eps in and I'm enjoying it, although I get the feeling it might get very mediocre relatively soon.

Adrian Brody - Jojo
Cillian Murphy - Dio
Jake Gyllenhaal - Speedwagon
Gary Oldman - Zeppeli

Those are the only significant characters I've seen so far.

impossible to cast
impossible to film because it's a licensing nightmare

Ahnold
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Dolph Lundgren
Vin Diesel
The Rock

All in their prime. Roles are irrelevant, just slap a wig on one and tell him to pose.

The old man from don't breath as joseph

The kid from we have to talk about Kevin as dio

Teddy from westworld/zac Efron as jonathon/jotaro

Zac can be young Joseph too if needed

I honestly think you'd have to choose a cast of never before seen fitness models

Cast Pucci
>Can't be black man
>Has to be dark skinned

Donald Glover

Kurt Russell or Jeff Bridges as older Joseph.

If anything, we should specifically aim at Part 4 cause a live action rendition is already in the works

Part 1 isn't that good, part 2 is great though

Sayid from L O S T

Wait really?

Anne Hathaway as Lisa Lisa

Can we make it all actors/actresses from Lost?

>I get the feeling it might get very mediocre relatively soon
Exact opposite senpai

...

JDM could be a pretty good DIO but he's too old, can bring the same prickish attitude to him that he brought to Negan and it would be awesome.

Its gonna be awful, jap live action adaptations suck everytime.

Miike is directing, so expect extreme over the top shit.

>There isn't an actor hammy enough on this planet to can play Dio.
Not a living actor, at least.
Raul Julia.