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news: gabe still has not apologised

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Not a sport, please fuck off.

^How does Pele do it??

It has been a while since I don't get first post in this, what are you talking about?

has he still not apologised?

lmao what a shameless cunt

I think gabe died.

uncommon flag
How popular is tennis in Iceland?

hopefully

I'm Gabe AMA

why haven't you apologised yet?

any reason why you havent apologised yet??

this became an Sup Forums tier general, started happening at the aussie open, went to complete shit at the RG, now i dont even come here anymore. Fuck gabe, michael, german waifufags, anyone who ever posted a picture of ostapenko and fuck that UAE guy.

I will come back if kyriGOD saves us at the Irrelevant Open this september.

nice krautism

the fuck I thought everyone liked the UAE guy

Not much

You'll come back once you're bored on your cruise also that nigger is getting hip surgery and will have a dead career like Tomic and Hewitt soon

Andrew John Murray is the greatest tennis player of all time, in terms of talent and eventually, in terms of slams- He just needs to light the match and set fire to his first slam and eventually he will burn down the opposition with his fiery attitude and incredible hot streak.

Andrew Murrays forehand is something quite incredible. The overwhelming power he gets on his shots would make even Hulk Hogan cower in fear and wet his pants in the corner. Not only is it overwhelmingly powerful, but it is deadly accurate, like the bullet of a sniper rifle, or the free kick of Roberto Carlos in his prime. But if you think his forehand is good, well, let me tell you, it is merely a hamster when compared to the roaring Grizzly bear that is his backstroke. His backhand is possible the most beautiful move in sports history- A rabona from Zidane, a right hook from Ali, a racial slur from John Terry, a backstroke from Murray.

Not only are his shots incredible deadly, they are also impossible to read, as though they are written in Arabic by Michael J Fox. You can see the look of confusion in his opponents eyes as he swaggers arrogantly to the net, before choosing his shot more casually than a fat person choosing something from the menu at the Chinese. Then, BOOM, he has made his shot, and he is 15-0 up.

That is not the only part of his game that makes him the all time best. His ability to smash exceeds even that of Richard Keys, and his all round attitude ensures he gets the results his natural talent should bring.

I am honoured to watch him play. In 50 years we will have statues of him in every town square across Britain, and will tell stories of Andrew Murray, to our children, all of whom are named Andrew Murray. He is my hero

What happened to him anyway?

He said he was leaving and would be back to shitpost after the US Open.

I thought he was joking desu but he never returned

Gabe said he'd never post again if Federer won Wimbly which was weird because he knew Cilic would blow it

t. gabe

Graphite was a mistake
youtube.com/watch?v=QS5_FkarRiY

Nope

When Federer won the wimbly wobbly I logged on to Steam and bought the 1,9,2,0 emoticons on the community market. This way I'm ready for at most 22 slams. Even though I haven't played video games on it for years

>buying emoticons
We need an asteroid impact pronto.

What are your thoughts on Wimbledon's codes and rules?

Personally, I think it's an important part of its identity and culture

telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11734754/Wimbledon-2015-Controversy-over-A-list-celebrities-absent-from-Royal-Box.html

Fun to see the 70's era matches now. So much more shot making and having to construct a point rather than just "hit big serve, hit big forehand, repeat". I'm not so much nostalgic for the wood days b/c the game was a tad slow, but the era with the first graphite rackets was perfect. More power but not the overwhelming power of the sticks today.

I've watched Wimbledon since the 80's. It's always been stuffy and stuck up and...fucking British, but that's part of what makes it fun. Players don't get to wear the day-glo bullshit they do the rest of the year, the grass can be an equalizer for players that aren't used to it, and the surface rewards shot making over the typical Murray/Nole baseline snooze-fests.

Kino
youtu.be/WqyvErJcL6I

Hell yeah

tennis

>that boop on the mic
what a man

Shitlic absolutely BTFO

instagram.com/p/BWstYZMAQzy/

the punching bag is my penis

best bod on the tour

have to play the games they were meant for to obtain them and I don't want to spend money on a game I won't play

tfw no 10is between non-clown players

How the fuck are there no tournys? Do you even tennis??

There are 3 tournaments in Croatia, Sweden and US.... not to mention the WTA meme tournaments..

>macedoniaposting
>worksafe
wait what

Leave BIG 4 to me

no news, no fights

The real big 4 of fat asses would be
>nadal
>stan
>succ
>????

thiem you silly goose

brain farted and forgot his name, silly me(me)
really makes me(me) think that the fattest asses on tour belong to claybabbies

t. gabe trying to get people to stop calling him gabe

SHUT UP AND APOLOGISE GABE

its a meme

:(

Your life is wasted if you don't spend every night after your 9-5 job reading the comments section of tennis articles

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/13/of-all-the-dumb-traditions-of-wimbledon-its-sexism-is-the-worst

wtf? isn't she czech?

>RollyW
>watch skill, not merely brute power.
>Often the ladies matches are far superior in terms of outright skill than those of the men.

Even though The Guardian is already a leftist drivel spewing piece of crap, this comment still makes me think

pls stop gabeposting, that is not what this thread is about

and pliskova cant speak czech? whats this about

You know more than one person with my flag posts here right? Whatever makes you sleep better at night dude

But the wta literally is all about power, post-Williams, at least for those at the top/winning slams.

I don't know , maybe someone drank the "men dumb brutes, women graceful dancers" kool-aid a little bit too much

I lurk here often and the only BR I've seen is Gabe.

>Brown has to play this clay MM because he needs the R1 money to live

Will Coffin be back at the Leafo pen?

Iz da leafo pen and Cincinnati played B2B?

Yeah, Cincinnati starts right after Leafo pen ends
That's how I remember Federer getting BTFO in USO pen 2014 because he overplayed those 2

Probably for the same reason here in Germany Bavarians get subbed when they try to speak "german".

Fedora confirmed that he's playing Shanghai and Cincinnati, so I guess he'll skip the Leafo pen. And Paris-Bercy too.

skip Paris? rip
I've heard the """"fast"""" indoor court of Paris hasn't been fast for years.

bold prediction: Federer will win 3 more titles this year including USO and WTF to finish as #1

Tommy Haas.

no geams

Is there a difference between Toronto and Montreal? Court speed, weather and etc.?

>Is there a difference between Toronto and Montreal?

Yes, they're two different cities entirely.

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krautist tier

*inserts reaction image from r*ddit to respond to le quirky g*rman post*

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the answer is obvious

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slag

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*pretends to have tits*

*pretends to have ever touched tits*

*gets upset when someone points out your waifu is flat*

*pretends not to be the same fag*

samefag

absolutely horrendous and dismal string of posts

Any euro channel broadcasting some tennis?
All i get is Womens tennis on SRF2

>not rating WTA
Ha homo

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For me, it's Lizz Tayler.

>A fan of pornographic actress Briana Banks, Tayler has Banks' signature tattooed on her own abdomen.

Literally having the signature of a pornwhore tattooed on youe body. Infinite JUST!

This man comes up to you in the club and slaps you grand slams ass

What do you do?

Call him a nigger fraud then proceed the inflict upon him life threatening injuries.

At least she isn't a coalburner.

gudd point. I take back what I've said before.

Why is protected ranking allowed?

Big 3 and Murray attendance insurance

tennisworldusa.org/news/news/Roger_Federer/45582/roger-federer-speaks-in-chinese-says-he-will-play-shanghai-event/

Because players are not able to protect their ranking when they're not playing due to injuries.

This is why generals are terrible.

BIG FOUR REEEEEEEEEEEE

even Wikipedia disagrees

>Since 2004 only Safin, Warwrinka, Cilic and Delpotro have won slams outside the big four

Should Tennis be DELETED after the big four retire?

> Murray
> Big Four


You now realise Murray has the same amout of Majors as Wawrinka.

>Stan
>4 slam finals

>EBAM
>11 slam finals

These two things are not equal