It started fifteen fucking years ago

>It started fifteen fucking years ago

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Stephen King

literally no reason to use the f-word there

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Good god who freaking knew that it would end up being one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Prepare for fifteen more years of one of the dullest shitposts in the history of Sup Forums shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ NEETs and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitpost's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta to make fantasy unfantastical, to make witchcraft seem plebeian.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/. Posting the pasta on Sup Forums, he made sure it would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his (You)s. The shitpost might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly anti-intellectual in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are f-funny though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the main text is terrible and the troll jpg isn't much better. As I read, I noticed that every time he shitposts, Quentin writes that "Atlas Shrugged is a God-tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred thousand times. I was incredulous. The shitposter's mind is so governed by spamming and repetition that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of: "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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What was his fucking problem?

We did it reddit!

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>the pasta guy
>parody of the pasta guy
>hbp defense force
>guy who hates cos
>however guy
>reddit screencap guy

Who else?

In all seriousness one (1) upboat screenshot from someone who visited reddit because he was triggered by a meme doesnt mean anything. This shit was a meme years before reddit existed

He was an insane man in disguise as another slightly more sane man.

Based

The guy who didnt realize GoF was so hated here and is confused since it's one of his favorites

Prisoner of Azkaban > POWER GAP > Sorceror's Stone > Goblet of Fire = Order of the Phoenix >= Half-Blood Prince > watching paint dry > Chamber of Secrets > POWER GAP > Deathly Hallows (both parts)

>no Columbus fags who were bulled in high school

>Sorceror's Stone
Neck yourself yank

The emma redditor who is upset his wannabe Sup Forums meme isn't actually anything more than a reddit meme. Mind you he will try to claim its been a QUOTE 'meme' for years even though he just started spamming it this year on a board he had just joined.

>goblet of fire above anything
Literally redred taste

>when fucking Sup Forums has better Potter threads than the appropriate boards for it

Hey, seeing based Fiennes as Voldemort for the first time was pretty cool

>7>6>3>5>2>1>8>4

1. >going to Sup Forums
2. this is the case for almost every interest board
3. stay there
4. never insult my Sup Forums friends

I can't tell if this is ironic shitposting or just shitposting.

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