What happens here?

What happens here?

France controls them like puppets, they even based their legal system on French civil law

They're closely related to Western Sudanese, and honestly they're better than retarded S*danese

Random French colony, don't go there

why do women like chad?

Impoverished shithole, even by African standards

The whole country is completely and utterly doomed due to desertification. Within a few decades, there will literally not be any agriculture whatsoever left (just like Sudan).

Why did you kill the man who wanted to topple the Islamists here, foreign security agencies analyzed his death and concluded that France conducted precision strikes through Chadian intermediation

Sudan is projected to be uninhabitable by 2070, dumb neolithic ancestors couldn't figure out that Sahara = not many opportunities

Andorra without th fancy cow heraldic

Okay this was unnecessarily accusatory, but word on the street is that certain officials here sell France uranium/gold

>Sudan is projected to be uninhabitable by 2070
And yet, by then there'll be something crazy like 80 million people in Sudan. What a fun ride that'll be.

What about yourself, how are you preparing for your local doomsday? If you're wealthier than average (I assume you are, since you're posting in very good English on 4chinz), then are you stockpiling food?