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Egyptian Chaos God edition

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I just want to die
That's all I really want

why?

*looks around to see if the coast is clear*
heh.. no cucks around..
*screams at the top of my lungs*
KEK! SHADILY MY PEDES!
*all the runts start pouring out and fall right into my runt trap*

can't write dialogue for shit lads
don't understand peoples motivation
maybe coz i'm a fucking spastic

I hate my life and myself

haha

REALLY REAAAALYY IMPORTANT LADS

i can't remember if i pooped today or not!

in 3000AD will it matter if you died now or in 50 years time?

priase kek

need my little pathetic yankee cock sucked

any julia galef fans in here?

youtube.com/watch?v=vqBl50TREHU

i'd fuck the smibbly bibbly out of her. so qt and so smart.

I unironically praise kek
hope you're all okay with that

It doesn't matter either way

I have a fantasy of becoming really good friends with a beautiful girl, to the extent that we go on holidays together and shit, but neither of us ever make a sexual advance on each other
Preferably we would have been friends from a very young age

Is this weird?

r-r-r-rorke
r-r-r-reddit

hmmmm, coincidence?

>I hate my life and myself
then stop the hating. simple. if you start like your like and yourself you wouldn't want to die.

don't understand women

why do they wear uncomfortable shoes, then complain that their feet hurt?
why do they wear skimpy clothing and then complain that they're cold or that they got raped?
why do they plaster their face in chemicals and then complain when they look 50 at 25?
why do douse their hair in chemicals and then complain when it all starts falling out?
why do they sit in the sun for hours and then complain when they get sunburn and skin cancer?

hello nigger

woah... it was this easy and simple the whole time?
damn...

Got one or two mates who turn into mega arseholes whenever there's a woman hanging out with us.

So fucking embarrassing seeing them try to act all alpha in front of us when we know they're not normally like that.

love pints
love Rhodesia
hate ghouls

simple as

r-r-r-radical centrist

That's from homestuck
mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Genesis_Frog

are you actually using a picture from homestuck as a guise for kek

i think this is part of the reason i'm a virgin
even back in school i noticed people doing this
put me off, just not my thing at all

cannot stop wanking

To attract Chad Thundercock and keep smelly betas away obviously.

radical centrist?
oh, you mean crypto fascist

shadilay

>ywn be a Colonial marine who gets to sniff Vasquez's farts and dies on some shitty planet without a real name for Weyland-Yutani Jews

it really is pathetic how much normies are slaves to the pussy.

as a blackpilled incel i have risen above these social games

hello
yes. positive attitude is key. i always ask depress people why they hate, why not like instead? its so simple. so if you start to like you dont want to end it.

hormones lad, they kick off, the amgdylia takes over in the old brain and all bets are off. they got their rutting heads on and like a dog that shags your leg they dont want to let it go.

our patriarchal society pressure them into doing those things

don't try to understand them lad

>ywn get raped by a xenomorph

radical lefty: kill all whites
radical righty: kill all nonwhites
radical centrist (me): kill all

>you're a fascist!!

ah, very original leftypol. I'm sure that'll work for you

>watching PJW talk about migrant rape in Sweden
>(migrant) has risen by A THOUSAND percent in the last (few) years

a thousand?
like exactly a thousand haha?

I don't know how you can't feel like a total tit trying to push other people around and keep swinging your head back at the girl to see if she thinks you're cool yet.

standard.co.uk/business/developers-vie-for-53-billion-euston-revamp-a3587941.html

Very good, they're getting rid of it

staggeringly stupid thing to think
*slits throat*

>tfw Sup Forums mods keep deleting my Office/Baneposting synthesis threads

keep picking my nose and flicking snot everywhere in the lounge

Mussolini: radical right
Mosley: radical left
Hitler: radical centre

thats normal lad, you don't treat women the same you treat men

post em here lad

>tfw Sup Forums mods delete my rick and morty spam and party rocker threads

...

>CIA... You old slag... It’s the Bane-meister general...
>Is he on the flightplan? He files the flightplans...
>I’m seeing you Sunday aren’t I? - For my sins... How is the plane? She crashed yet? Yeah... Alright, see you then...
*puts down phone*
>It has crashed, I forgot about that.

I'll keep going if anyone finds these funny

It's not how they treat men it's how they act to their mates, trying to fucking one up everyone and show off because they're desperate for the woman to touch them. Makes them look retarded.

rancid

*blocks your path*

alri lad give us a big fat hijab gf

cuntingly vile

lets say you try online dating and start talking to a girl.... how much would she hate you if you dont have a car?

should i just not even try? i guess uber has changed the game for carless people because you can pretend that you have a chauffeur but its st ill risky..

not stupid it fact of life. try it and come back tomorrow and tell me how you better feeling now.

standard.co.uk/news/london/muslim-leaders-make-formal-complaint-after-islamophobic-banners-spotted-at-london-pride-a3587351.html

Banners bearing slogans such as “Allah is gay”, “F*** Islamic homophobia” and “East London Mosque incites murder of LGBTs” were carried at the event by members of the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain (CEMB), who were a participating group listed on Pride’s website.

buenos dias mandy

depends if you live in a city

no point owning a car if you do

do you have one with CIA shopped over Brent saying "Oh, you're big"?

if you live in a city, she'd be okay with it

No but I'll whip one up in paint shortly

im going to get a free mason tattoo

...

BIG willies

iorjwgp\wijeh

IMAGINE the mental torment the leftists went through trying to figure out how to handle this situation

>he uses the Virgin transport

started drinking and my mood has plummeted haha that wasn't meant to happen

I wish that I could be like the cool kids...

unironically enjoy brent posting

rancid ugly cunt
deserves to be napalmed

NEED to fatten up a muslim girl on 15 kebabs a day

>he doesn't get more happy and talkative when drunk

never done sex

toastan in epic bread

I was the same. Turned it around with self-hypnosis and NLP. No joke.

Here:
thepiratebay.org/torrent/8059351/The_Silva_Method_-full_course_incl_workbook

It doesn't call itself hypnosis, but it is. It makes a lot of wacky claims, like psychic powers and stuff. Ignore that, just use it to achieve trance and then use autosuggestion (repeating a positive mantra - constructed from positive language), to change the way your mind works.

muslim always trumps any other minority

ok fine if McGregor wins the Irish get to be white

new

Ooh, you're big

when's the fight?

wish one of you would suck my big hard cock

Tough shit faggot.

>Don't crash my plane. Please.
>... look, CIA...
>I don't - I've changed my mind, I don't want the master plan, I don't want that. I haven't filed any flight plans, so...
>... well, CIA, unfortunately it's not really up to you
>No? Ok then, alright then. Well I'm asking, ok? Please don't crash my plane.
>...
>You can... you can talk to someone Bane...
>... the fire's already rising
>Yeah well put it out

youtube.com/watch?v=VCUIlV-AKY4

larry king spilling the cnn+clinton beans 20+ years ago

quality

haven't got my glasses on, was sure that said hand cart at first.

august 26

mum has been dying her hair for the last few years


thought she was just a bit grey but she stopped dying her hair and now has 100% grey hair

not a fan of the old 'rents getting old lads

...

>Oh for f-

hope mcgregor wins x

In a dilemma lads. Should I consume the rare drugs I have or keep them for archival purposes?

>You do know Dr Pavel's not really dead, don't you? Yeah it's in a book. What they did was they faked his death in a plane crash so he could work undercover for Bane and build a nuclear bomb.

The actual creators of Rick and Morty go on Sup Forums. There was a tweet confirming it I think. I've seen people on Sup Forums defend that show so passionately that it could only be someone who works on that piece of shit. You should see how worked up and defensive they get.

Might be kids getting defensive about their favourite show, but it feels a lot like grown ups who are heavily invested in it.

anyone else get a lot of anxiey when smoking weed

real niqqa hours who tf up