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Is this the mexican hokkei thread?

Is he Cell key material?

When will Bettman expand to Mexico?

Mexico's economy is doing pretty well and they have like the 5th richest billionaire in the world.

Mexico has about twenty hockey fans, whereas Nicaragua has zero; so, Nicaragua is way more likely to get a team soon.

>no Queen Maud Land nhl team
fucking racists

that's a good player to rink ratio, mexicans must get a lot of ice time

I can consider myself one of them.

Does that consider rinks that aren't regulation size? There's a rink near my house but it's baby size.

>there are no fans there
>so we shouldn't put a team there

What's marketing for?

>half the population of the US
>not to forget the 100,000,000 million Mexians in the US

They could take over hockey if they wanted to.

Unlikely considering the height requirements for Hockey, I'm 1.70 and I regularly see people shorter than me. Mexico being short is no lie.

Might have to do with diet or something. I've known 3 Mexicans and 2 of them were super tall, but one was like half black.

>people shorter than 170cm

damn...

>that flag
>that pic

eugene?

What's the average height of Mexican men?

>ywn be inducted into the African Hockey Hall of Fame

your son will

how big is the rink?

this one counts even though it's pretty small

mexico should open up a rink in some big elevation place, hockey parents would pay a lot for off season training in a high altitude place

already have

Not the same user, but yeah, it's the diet. This last years with more food (and overweight) people tend to be 10cm taller at least. Now youngster are between 1.75 and 1.85 (except fucking me) and olders are shorter than that.
This one seems pretty good. I don't know about the user, but I've seen 2 or 3 rinks like that in Mexico City. No idea other places. The city is like double of Denver of altitude, so I guess it could work

Just really can't fucking stand kippers

cute oinker

>rags

>posting on an anonymous website
>give yourself a name
>just so you can two word responses in an offseason general

>tumblr reaction images

LA and Anaheim both have teams tho

3p

>implying Bill isn't being traded to the Yotes
>where he will captain them to a Cup just before the team moves to Seattle

morning everyone except resident canucks fans

>morning
it's 10:34pm

Good mornings, it's currently snowing in Edmonton

~~~~Ed from Edmonton

mfw the Tijuana Toros enter the league before Queerbec

Nice digits

I wish it was snowing here, too fucking hot

IKTF senpai. it snowed here once 10 years ago

>not the mexico city mexicans

>mfw you have to wait until october to wear a /comfy/ sweater

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

desu is just a code word for t b h

T b h is just a code for jtp

finland is a code word for the liquor store

>rags

>rags

keep your head on a swivel, champ

desu there should be a reverse trapazoid rule. like the goalie can play the puck anywhere, only in the trapazoid area they are fair game to be hit

I'd be fine with this. too many goalers abuse the current rules and step intentionally into someone's path and flop for a penalty

If you're a goalie do you have to use a stick? Could you use like 2 blockers?

besides looking retarded, you would be an absolute rebound machine and it would be much harder to corral the puck and get play blown dead.

what about 2 gloves

What about two sticks then?
Reminds me of when Hongcouver injured Rinne in '15. Still pissed about that because he was in great form then.

what if a goalie just wore a big blocker that covers his entire body?

The biggest blow to the Swedish royalty since the Stockholm bloodbath of 1520

how the fuck would you wield two sticks adequately?

Liga MX de Hockey Sobre El Hielo when?

everything hurts

What went wrong?

HUOMENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

norja

Pinball hockey when

>it's currently snowing in Edmonton
>July

wot

Who here /ice/??

www.aihl.com.au

not >us

>rags

Yes Dan Blackburn did 2 blockers
>He retired after missing the entire 2003–04 NHL season due to a nerve injury sustained just before training camp to his left shoulder. He had nerve exploration surgery on March 31, 2004, then made an attempt to return to hockey, sporting a pair of blockers rather than the conventional blocker/catcher combination, as his injury rendered him incapable of rotating his glove hand.

Reminder that the KHL starts in a month so you can curb your hockey withdrawl

>winning anything with that center depth lol

GIVE HOKKEI NOW!!!

heres the old team picker flowchart

notable exceptions to the list are the Fin's Jokerit and the ching chong bing's HC Kunlun Red Star

what a waste of trips to not post the image

Well you got dubs

god the khl logos are awful

russia is awful country

there are 5 teams in moscow?

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I didn't ask for a map you fucking faggot

It answers your fucking question, doesn't it? Or is reading a map too hard for you?

why are you still talking to me

I'm not legally allowed in Russia anymore, guess I guess Dinamo Minsk.

>I'm not legally allowed in Russia anymore
Are you the guy from candydoll?

Hey boys, I'm headed to a Big 10 school for Grad school. I'm going to start going to open ice, learn to skate, and hope to start playing rec in the spring? Anyone play Rec leagues?

no

Yes I play. Did u have a question

fuck off we're full

How accessible are they for novice players? Do you think I could learn to skate well enough in 4-5 months and then move onto a novice rec league? Like how "novice" is a novice league?

I'm 6'4 and 205 and I am putting on weight from my weightlifting still, so I think I have a good build.

Will draisatl sign this summer?????

no he'll join Köln and bring us olympic gold
cap this post

In afraid I have no idea how good people are in America. Just learn how to skate and then join games.
Need to know hhow to stop at least so you don't hurt anyone.

Would be cool if a lot of players signed for euro clubs this season. But unlikely!

>you will never play in The Coloured Hockey League

why would it be cool, the talent pool is watered down enough as it is in the NHL

I wield two sticks all the time

To teach betman a lesson

he gets paid regardless of whether league makes revenue though
the only ones to suffer in this situation are the fans forced to witness a lower quality game than possibly available

honestly couldn't find this thread.

fucking can't associate mexican and american flags with hockey.

>not using hocgeneral.com

Kippers wields one of you penis' all night long.

I'm not falling for your nigerian phishing scam.

I clicked this link and now my computer has virus

McDavid or Matthews and Nylander?

Which do you want for your team?

Obviously the ladder

None

Obviously the first, and it's not even close