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Baldy McDonagh, Celtic road warrior

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refuse to post in an italian new

why do irish people post here
why do you create our threads for us

i'm learning french, chinese, russian, and perl all at once and i still feel like it's not enough to fill my brain, like only a tiny percent of my potential is being used. being a brainmore is suferring
are you posting emo shit on facebook?
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we are ur loyal servants lad

>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing

Would you suck my cock then?
I want you to swallow my cum too and thank me for it.

going to start a gimmick of summarizing links people post so other people won't have to click it to find out

>are you posting emo shit on facebook?
nah dont post on facebook

No fuck off you mongrel fkn freak

if a genie gave me one wish and one wish only, it would be to have the ability to fuck emma roberts whenever i want

Just had a long long think about my gender.

reckon im male, given the willy, deep voice, short hair, muscular frame and the tendency to not wear dresses and skirts.

*starves you to death*
stupid little paddy runt, you should have been grateful for the honour

>hey user you'd stay with me forever right? Even if some horrific accident happened?

Think Reddit already did it. It's called r/SavedYouAClick.

keep your autistic fantasies to urself pls :)

>muscular frame
mooing

Mog or be mogged - no 1 rule of life
If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

p i c s x

Don't worry about that, I always use a condom.

don't care

>toil in 2 months

Anythiiing

Between you and me

Was never meaant

what the fuck are u on about this is literal tim tier schizo ranting

umm sweaty a woman have have all those things as well

*Puts arm stub around you*
Thanks user you'll stay forever

read a fucking book

*mogs you*

watching little big shots usa lads, those yanks aha what are they like

had the ol' strap-on suggestion conversation with the gf (she suggested.

looks like i won't be walking out of this one with this one without a limp :(

need you out of business sunshine

*resists*

why don't you just take the real thing instead?

do NOT use my Brendan without my permission EVER again you worthless runt

three magners deep and falling

*assesses your genetic worth*
wow, a fellow alpha male!

>read a fucking book

cute boys

would love a cheeky claw job off her

>Mog or be mogged

*mongs you*

if you can read you dont belong on /brit/

anime

reckon on i'm on a slow downwards trajectory towards doing this 2bh.

finding more and more that i'm not actually that interested in women :(

From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen this man in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc.

Ever dream this man?

ah yes
did this with the bf I had at uni
it's great until he shat himself in my bed

this

me and the gf

...

Just put the kettle on, lads. Brews in about 5.

Sorry could you say that again

>labour commences within 6 weeks

whats the funnest healer to play as in pvp

read social cues*

cHRISTIANS OUT

>you're SO funny user, how have you been single for so long?

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Weird things that miscers like to fret about:

>Mogging
>Canthal tilt
>Fragile masculinity

FUCK you've got big hands

watched naked attraction last night, the one with the wheelchair and big willy lads, very pleased to see the roastie getting BTFO for picking Chad, she deserved it for stringing the poor wheelchair lad to the final pick for no reason other than political correctness

got mogged in gregs

finna

could he get the pipe working?

frozen blackberries are like... the bomb niggas...

interjecting my thrid magners with another carling

Just joined the NHS death panel

Lads?

to tell you the honest truth ive been up all night on the charlieee white

Right, that's the kettle.

Coffee or tea mate?

Want a brew? I've got tea or coffee.

Tea? Coffee?

Brew? Tea or coffee?

>just be yourself

Miso soup lad

u goin life ?

u goin life ?

u goin life ?

u goin life ?

Tea :D

>Sweden lost its empire because a boy-king wanted to try invading Russia
>Britain lost its empire because they guaranteed Poland

THE MADMEN DID IT, THEY LOST THE WORLD TO GAIN KIELBASA

YOU COULD BE BANGING EXOTIC QTS IN THE COLONIES, INSTEAD YOU GET A 10P DISCOUNT ON CLEANiNG

CANT MAKE THIS UP LADS

he implied that it still works yea

How d'you like your tea?

>tfw mogged by a positive canthal tilt positive exterior lumbar prodosis chad negpoz

>mogged by a positive canthal tilt positive exterior lumbar prodosis chad negpoz
in english please?

aye I'll have one, right after this coffee

is that a club?

sorry brah miscers only, ye?

>This is the new Doctor Who

Thoughts?

...

And black currant juice?

We lost the empire freeing the world's slaves, buying them all and setting them free. WW2 was the final few nails in a coffin that was already mostly built.

FUCK

the empire wasn't worth it 2bh.

wahey! well done mate!!
*gets everyone cheering and clapping*
*your face goes bright red*

Boys are infinitely better than girls, just go for it.

Tell me now - what is your experience with the K (ketamine) hole?

literally said "man alive mate" today

id fuck her up her tight little arsehole if you know what i mean

aha really? wow.
not a fan of that myself
how infuriating right? :D
hmmm tea (got to watch the caffine intake)
>g
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> Anonymous 07/15/17(Sat)18:24:19 No.772027
yes
ahah yeah right in my dreams
>>>pol
thats a very slow kettle :D
:3
hmmmmmmm
cats aren't usually something associated with muscley men but I'll take it!
lightweight
ikr
ummm... ok xD
of coure m'lady

She's very whiney in Broadchurch

*becomes social outcast*
*pulls an elliot rodger*

look what you did.
not so funny now is it?

Just not attracted to men though.

bored of vag.
find men repulsive (like literally vomit inducing)

what am i like.

ITS AN UGLY PLANET, A BUG PLANET

Is that the mommy from Christchurch?

...

Ah, best neck yourself then

>We lost the empire freeing the world's slaves

But people still pay taxes. Check mate blood-refiner