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>TUF 26 to premier in August
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>Khabib is asked by fan to punch him, does so
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>Yamasaki stands by Chiesa-Lee stoppage
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>Mike Jackson fighting again
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missing ACB, which is in 8 hours
and this facebook ffcperu
which has a live card out of peru in maybe 17
Show some respect to the heavyweight champ
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hass platinum got a fight yet
also who is the manlet that keeps getting posted by some amerifat on /heem/
whats his significance?
do you have the arm triangle RNC sub webm from the main event ?
Why are girls so cute in everything they do, lads?
Look at this pic, these chicks don't look like they could heem a fly. But here they are, dressed in full gis like real fighters, listening to sensei.
-reader response proponents bow to Aramini
-In contact with cacogens
-Possesses professor-like abilities
-Control Arizona with an iron but fair fist
-Owns circus tents globally
-Direct descendant of Rocky Marciano
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wolfengrad will be be the first city; btw the symbol of Mars is the wolf, and the name Marc, his name, means dedicated to Mars)
-Owns 99% of book editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Aramini babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & The Vatican
-He owns Theodicy R&D labs around the world
-You likely have theodicy inside you right now
-Aramini and Wolfe are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the CATHOLIC Church. Who do you think set up the apotropaic rituals that continually forestall your eternal damnation?
Is he just some dude from eastern europe? like lithcuck?
>aramini
>eastern europe
give me a rundown on gene wolfe
why did you end up posting pictures of this guy on /heem/?
his hands are large and spatulate
Good morning my men
How did my fellow bongs get on last night with that crazy storm?
Couldn't sleep a wink in the westcountry with those constant flashes. Also a pleb little town in Cornwall got btfo
he's a confirmed 160 iq, perfect SAT score, wolfe-scholar who is also a fite fan guido and who exhibits a strange resonance with /heem/ memes both going forward and backward in time (christ does something similar in wolfe's view)
>Brian Schwabb
I didn't hear nothing
what forum is that and who is brian schwabb
> A boxer can kick and elbow just as good as an MMA fighter in the streets
> Pacquiao will beat Diaz in a street fight
Imagine being this butt hurt over pillowtap being dead.
MMA fighters can punch, but boxers can punch and also move out of the way
>who is brian schwabb
excuse me?
imagine being this butthurt over deconstructivist reader response theories of TBOTNS being dead
Slept is the worst term in combat sports.
That pic also show he has no problem with people with long reach. Pretty sure that guy has longer arm then McGregor
Why are people so sure about JBJ winning? Last time it was very close decision, and Jones was at his peak performance. Now, he might very well be at his worst.
I love JBJ, and I think he's the greatest LHW GOAT of all time, but I think there's a big chance he's gonna lose this one.
From every video, you can tell he's not mentally there, he's shook, and DC is in his head. And the rust isn't helping.
Just look at his twitter, DC is completely under his skin.
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I hope he can handle a loss, and he's not gonna Ronda that shit. Unlike Ronda, if he goes forward and works his way up, he will be the champ again.
Hopefully Matt Hughes remains in a vegetative state for years and when his family finally decides to cut the cord their last thought will be they should've cut it a long time ago to save Matt from being in a vegetative state for so many years
I like how things have turned out. I was a huge Jones fan and loved him merking DC the first time. Now though I'm completely /DC/. I think he'll beat Jones.
suicide attempt?
OW HE SLEPT HIM
kek
JUST LIKE THAT
Anyone else unironically think McGregor is going to win by KO?
Everyone who isn't a complete casual has known that will happen for months.
I believe that in an ironic way only
>he's just now realizing this
conor wont be able to break floyds guard
Real fighters don't quit
YEĆAAAAAAAAAAH
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conor will gas in the 5th and get picked apart by floyd before being knocked out in the 7th
He won't be even able to get enough power and speed to knock out him with those heavy gloves. And even if he could, he literally can't touch Mayweather. It's like a GOAT nascar driver versus pretty good rallye driver. Rallye is surely more complete, and both basically just drive cars, but there is no way the rallye driver is winning in a nascar race.
But can Floyd take that left hand shot?
based tom poster
I think you underestimate Conor's strength
Dude has a nasty left hook
>knocked out in the 7th
Its floyds last fight he'll let his hands go trust me
Trust me his hands will go.. straight to the hospital after the fight. Little bitch hands.
they say every dog has it's day, czech, but conor's a goddamn wolf
why didn't he say
"let's do the MMA match and see who's tapping"
When Floyd started to bully him?
Also estimate Floyd's IQ over/under half of Conrads IQ? Conrad is in 110-120 range btw.
Casper knew this.
back to the discord with you
>Girl Fight MMA
Interesting.
>tfw amerifat and will never know the joy of shagging qt birds on the island of fernandos w/ the lads
Where is the free money?
Elkins and Almeida parlay
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what do you call that submission move lad
i wouldnt mind getting choked by her tbqh
you call it "lean back and youre out"
Can you imagine losing to a girl in a fight? Like, I can understand maybe she sucker punches you just right or ambushes you in some way and knocks you out, it's unlikely but shit happens... but an actual 1v1 where you're both squared up and ready, in front of an audience? Even at a competition maybe?
Christ, I'd permaheem myself.
>tfw can't play fight with girls because they always take shit too seriously
she's also technically a lower rank then the boy too. He's a yellow belt with one stripe.
She's a white belt 2 stripe (almost yellow belt)
that mean's shes only had like 6-8 months of experience to his 12-14 months of experience.
that little girl can gnp tho
Girls heeming goofs is my favorite thing.
better then some men's
Different angle.
no discord sorry
story?
Were those knees legal though? He didn't have a hand down but he was leaning on her.
When Jon submits DC, split decisions Gus and completely destroys Manuwa should UFC just count those in to his title defense streak?
>Jones
>finishing anyone
>ever again
I dunno.
based pride rules middle schooler
I need more !
Manchild loser, im guaranteed to heem you
Francis Ngannou
DC gonna win lads
double knockout for DC vs JJ
Dont think its possible, would like to see how thoroughly jon can break him on 5 rds of wrestling though
it's not like wrestling is his only way to win
Bad nigg off PEDs, good nigg gonna fuck him up so bad in 1 & 2 he gonna tap in 3
His striking looks worse these days plus he put on all that muscle, if dc is gonna win its gonna be by ko
Anyone see this shit? Coach Kavanagh posted a video showing all the eye poked Ponz blasted Gunni with.
yeah, it was actually much worse than thought
seems like ponz was intentionally going for eyepokes desu
HEAT LIKE HARDY!!!
Most eyepokes in UFC are intentional.
The last one looked intentional, why didn't Gunnar say anything ffs
ohhh a great one to xray
he said he felt he had him rocked so he just went for the finish instead of stopping
the viking warrior way
fucking kek, hopefully that kid killed himself out of shame later
New BJJ Scout. He really upped the production values for this one.
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post part 2 with the strapon
Yeah, the shorts grab was also another blatant thing, nothing actually came from it, but just another blatant foul.
guys i heem'd my back moving a fridge for my mum now i have to miss juijitsu for 2 weeks post some heems to cheer me up
tfw i got point blank heemed in the ankle by a roman candle on the 4th and my instuctor is terrified of staph so he wouldnt let me roll with even a gauze wrap bc it was gross
at least yours was a noble cause
rip dude, but it's probably safer to let shit heal anyway
cheers bros, I actually watching contenders before I left this morning, O'Malley looks exciting as fuck but he needs to get better defensively and we didn't see his ground game.
Not sure he even has one.