Muslim walks into the Gay bar

Muslim walks into the Gay bar.....

Finish the joke.

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He asks for 50 shots.

Gets fucked up the arse

And white men foot the bill.

Muslim walks into a gay bar, gives everyone a round of shots

Doesn't do anything because Relgion of peace

Alahu Gaybar

Underrated

Blows his load.

And is relieved not to find any haram women inside.

He bangs 50 guys

An Akbar walks into a Gaybar

Line to the glory hole is too long, starts cutting in line.

My name is Omar,
I come to Gay Bar,
I have an AR,
Allahu-ackbar

orders a shot for everyone.

The bartender says "We only serve good Muslims here. Which one are you?"

The Muslim pulls out a rifle and starts killing all the gays around him including the bartender. Once everyone is the room is massacred the Muslim sits back down at the bar and says "I'll have that drink now"

He already did.

Gets on stage for his set and orders shots all around. By the end of the night he's a huge success, totally murdered it.

he eats some bacon by accident and allah smites him

Hæhæ ;)

>shots for everyone
>bottom's up

Denies his homosexual, kills everyone in the bar, only to be found out as a massive faggot.

my milkshake brings all the gays to the bar
and then i'm
allahuh akbar
damn right
motherfucker
you could run away
but you won't get far

This is the best one no one likes it?

kek/fuckmylife

lol

He went on to ramadan gerously big object up his ass

This is hilarious. Great way to cause his action to be considered filthy and deny him his entrance to all you can eat white virgin snackbar.

Muslim walks into bar... realize he is gay and its Haram

Fucking allahcoholist

Noice

It's been posted 200 times.

Because it's fucking old

Penetrates everyone

gets drunk
has drunken homochemsex
his imam walks in
notices he's drunk
chastises the man yells haram
the imam wonders why he walked into a gay bar
decides to try gay sex
decides he likes it
preaches there is no incompatibility between homosex and islam
everyone votes Hillary

#ImWithHer

King Trudeau is pleased.

...

Kek

doesn't walk out

and sees the sexy sheep with the bernie button in its wool

>door is locked
>knock knock
>who's there?
>allah
>allah-who?
>ALLAWHO ACKBAR!

Ha

Tip top kek

Underrated post

lel

And yells: FREE SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!

lets Allah call the shots

...and says: 50 shots for all!

>my milkshake brings all the gays to the bar
>so I'm like,
ALLAHU AKBAR
>I could reach you
>but the doors been barred

And gets in a few rounds

"I'd like to request a song"
"Certainly sir"
"Drowning Pool - Bodies"

Lost it good sir.

Then he dies from cognitive dissonance.

He gets

triggered.

KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD

GEE WHO WOULLDVE WONDERED A CROAT TRIES TO ENABLE KEBAB HERE

and then It's Raining Men comes on

>Hallelujah!

...

some joke about how his 50 virgins are the 50 faggots he killed. i don't know.

he's happy because he found someone to blow

Rollllll

>Old Compton Street

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Admiral_Duncan#Bombing

Lost

>Muslim walks into the Gay bar....
and the gangbang starts

I died.

my vote goes here

Shots for everybody

bump

...I thought it stood for 'God Allah Yes' bar

well played leafer.

he was dressed to kill

>be american gay
>get shot

Swiftly converts to Christianity, becomes a republican, develops a southern accent, and then begins shooting.

And asks who wants me to unload all over your faces

>kek
you dingo fuckers never let me down

He says ow

he says I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

>He says, "Ow, Darling "

One of the victims was shot whilst hiding in the closet in the middle of the dance floor.

Underrated. Deserves at least two rows of response links

holy fuck this is the best one yet

Omar walks into a gay bar
and the bartender asks
him what he will be having

Omar turns around and shouts "Shots for everyone!"

You forgot the 56k modem and the emu fucking his wife in the background.

...

Muslim walks into into the Gay bar it becomes an Ackbar

...turn out he's gay.

Now that he has been confirmed for going there regularly, isn't this confirmed as not being a homophobic attack?

He went there to scope out the place

Fuck off. Fosters tastes like fucking piss

He blows

And check out some hot guys.

I suppose the lads he messaged on grindr were also part of his intel gathering.

It was a big opporation

this

free shots for everybody

...

The man orders a virgin drink because he's religious, and talks to the patrons of the bar like a normal adult and human being.
Just kidding, the bar blows up.

((This is a joke, an attempt at distasteful humor))