/cric/ - contribution to society edition

This is winter /cric/, populated by only the most elite and successful of Sup Forums

If you're a NEET, you may find yourself at home over at /nrl/ or /afl/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Buumy78TuEc
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01dz5mh
youtube.com/watch?v=S5twjhtrRFE
espncricinfo.com/england-v-south-africa-2017/content/story/1111929.html
espncricinfo.com/england/content/ground/56887.html
youtube.com/watch?v=2IEhXqfXdPY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

le contribution to society meme

youtube.com/watch?v=Buumy78TuEc

watching anime lads

>tfw NEET but born in a rich (by third world standards) family

tell me about this guy

time to end your life

tell me about why you keep posting him

his name is belch, he's the dj who played erewhon on his radioshow

umm no sweaty xx

Hate my """friends"""

poorfag

How it often goes, can't think of many poor neets

can't quite believe daniels facebook post is serious
' radioshow in england' ,what?
he may as well claim plaudits every time i play it in my mum's attic

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01dz5mh

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has turned his back on his beloved Fulham Football Club.

The actor, who has supported the West London side since his childhood, blasted today’s highly paid stars as “cry babies”.

“With English football, I am not as into it any more. They fall over and they cry.”

He says: “I still love cricket. I play EA Cricket on the computer – I am a nerd.

kek what the fuck is this

When England and New Zealand played a One-Day International (ODI) at Wellington in 2002, Peter Jackson recorded the sounds and the roars made by the crowd. Little did the spectators know that the recording would serve as a sound effect in a battle in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! Jackson, a Kiwi, is the director of the immensely popular Lord of the Rings trilogy.

what one?

Why is that pal?

Is that Bollinger? What the fuck?

They're just cunts if I'm honest

for me it's Peter Moor

I wish something would happen in cricket so we could have something to talk about in /cric/

>Which of your team-mates is the most fun on a night out?
>There's a fair few. Left-arm spinner from Victoria, Jon Holland, is one of the best circuiters. He's probably the most value.

hmm

>belch1889

Love traps
Hate gays

who's everyone's favourite trap?

redhead with massive tits

not a trap man really don't have any sexual kinks

Traps are gay. And I'm not gay. Therefore, I don't like traps.

no they're not

Masamune kun no revenge

sounds shit, I like k-on

is there any way to make yourself less of a dick or are you cursed for life?

drugs

baffled at those people who just exist lads and have absolutely no defining features or hobbies

how do they exist?

feel like they're just NPCs in a video game if I'm honest

What's this gimmick about clearly replying to posts but not linking it in your comment?

its casual and laid back

...

They have penises you faggot

Haha I know right what tools haha kill me

In a rather strange but welcome development

penises arent gay

Seems like a very comfy country

How does it compare to Norway?

The actual geography is very different. Denmark completely flat, mainly farmland. Norway mountainous.
Socially, politically, culturally, the differences seem big when you live in one of the countries, but probably inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.
Norway is very comfy though.

...

you now remember a danish fast bowler played test cricket for england

ICC ASIA UNDER-19S WORLD CUP QUALIFIER
Malaysia U19 v S'pore U19 (09:30 local | 01:30 GMT | 11:30 AEST | 11:00 ACST | 09:30 AWST)
Nepal U19 v Afghan U19 (09:30 local | 01:30 GMT | 11:30 AEST | 11:00 ACST | 09:30 AWST)

Didn't he only play once or just a very few times. I remember reading about him

yh just 1 test

Really? Who was that?

Jimi Andersen

Amjad Khan

tell us about cricket in denmark

meme countries test cricketers have come from
>Malaysia
>Ireland (not a meme anymore but it was at the time)
>Portugal
>Kuwait
>Peru
>Panama
>Bermuda
>Scotland (arguable if it is a meme)
>Papua New Guinea
>Norway
>Zambia
>Kenya
>Denmark

am I missing any?

When I go grocery shopping I sometimes pass by a block where you can see a bit of the inner courtyard and there are often some small kids playing with a tennis ball.
I don't know anything else really.

forgot that Kepler Wessels played for Australia

indians or local kids?

inshallah boys will do well

theres a wiki article on it ur list looks good tho

Pakistanis or Afghans probably

I'll be watching closely Ankush

still not convinced about this Malaysian cricket meme

>Symonds was a half Jamaican half Swedish englishman who played cricket for Australia

wew

>one of Australia's best spinners of all time was a kiwi

wew

how the fuck can you be a half jamaican half swedish englishman

be born in england to a jamaican father and a swedish mother or vice versa

There are a lot of Jamaican Englishmen

spent my entire childhood thinking he was an abo if I'm quite honest
turns out the wog was the abo and the abo was a west indian

they moved from england when he was like a week old

making him more english than half the english test side

youtube.com/watch?v=S5twjhtrRFE

Cannot wait for the Lehmann dynasty to take over Australian cricket

>the pride of South Australia

just letting you lads know all images uploaded from today (20th of june) onwards will have a filename starting with 15

>june

yeah forgot you lads are in a different timezone

twenty years old and playing music like that , pretty cool Dan

she's right you know

espncricinfo.com/england-v-south-africa-2017/content/story/1111929.html
>no Lyth

>no nick browne

>no Compton

espncricinfo.com/england/content/ground/56887.html
tell me about this ground

good cricket wicket

Wish I still lived in Worcestershire desu.

why do you reckon would win between a full strength northern territories and PNG?

played in australia

chelmsford lad where do you live? im living there too. /cric/ meetup when?

been offered some big strong tradie work

Suburban life. Looking after my parents' house while they are on vacation.

F R O T

i live literally rural chelmsford

looks like england

Ya

>not a hill in sight
that would make me uncomfortable

Well what can you do here. I get more uncomfortable if I'm too far away from the ocean.

tell us about cricket in norway

Based trainposter, how's life going lad?

jsut woke up

Tell me about him and his first class average of 35

>Matthew Wade. He's tight as.

What did Pattinson mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=2IEhXqfXdPY

shall never forget this