Woah Kanye, easy on the cool whip

Woah Kanye, easy on the cool whip

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CRIOSSANTS

I was going to post this fuck you

NO ONE MAN CAN HAVE ALL THAT BAGELS

N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me fatter
I need you to hurry up now
‘Cause I can get more longer
I know I got to be right now
‘Cause I can get much fatter
Man, I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been eating!
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, make me fatter
(I need to eat right now!)
(I need to eat right now!)

I FANTASIZED 'BOUT THIS ONE BACK IN CHICAGO
MERCY MERCY ME WHERE'D MY HAIRLINE GO

He needs to cut down on the fish sticks

LET'S GET LOST TONIGHT
YOU COULD BE MY BARBEQUE SAUCE TONIGHT

IT IS A WEEPIN' AN' A MOANIN' AND GNASHIN' O' TEETH

SOMETHING WRONG
I HOLD MY HEAD
SAINT WEST IS GONE
THAT NIGGA DEAD

what's a grass to a cow?

what's a cow to Kanye?

A Kanye whos really hungry

NOW IF I EAT THESE NOODLES

NOW IF I EAT THIS CUPCAKE
AND THE CUPCAKE GOT BLUE ICING
AND I GET BLUE ON MY T SHIRT
IMA FEEL LIKE A CUPCAKE

best one in a while

thank you friend

moderate keks

Delet this

new medicine, probably.

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why am i suddenly laughing hysterically

kanye being fat will only make people love him more.

I GOTTA TESTIFY
COME IN THE SPOT LOOKIN FOR EXTRA FRIES

I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE FRIDGE
AND AFTER THAT, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT

LETS GET LOST TONIGHT
AND YOU COULD BE MY WAITRESS TONIGHT
PLAY COOK I AM CUSTOMER TONIGHT
AND GIVE ME FRIES ALLRIGHT?

WE ON DAT ULTRAWIDE BEAM

I JUST GOTTA CLEAR MY PLATE NOW
IVE BEEN GAINING SINCE THE SUMMER TIME
NOW IM HEADING DOWN FOR SECONDS NOW
AND ALL I WANT IS WHAT I CANT FRY NOW

I gotta testify
Come up to Mc d's lookin' extra fly
Fore the day I dine, I'mma get extra fries

holy shit

EATIN ASIAN PUSSY
ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

walk into mcdonalds like im the shit
tell em 20 piece mcnuggets or imma quit