>Messi:Who's the best player in the world?
>Wife:Ronaldo
Messi:Who's the best player in the world?
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Christopher Torres
DOMESTIC ABUSE! THIS IS VIOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN! JAIL HIM! JAIL HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph Wilson
based like indians
Jackson Rodriguez
Post Antonella ass
Hunter Garcia
>based
>like indians
youtube.com
Literally subhuman scum
Kayden Green
Allajlhuh akbahr
James Ortiz
is this the power of autism?
Juan Martinez
Kek that's hilarious
Jace Richardson
>*crying in the background*
kek
Carter Davis
>Messi:What's the best drink in the world?
>Wife:7up
Jose Powell
hue
Parker Turner
They're swingers right?
William Kelly
is he seriously throwing sand on his wife? what thebfuck
Angel Martin
ANOTHER AUTISTIC OUTBURST
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Bentley Torres
I hate to say I told you so.
Lucas Roberts
Suarez's face.
>WTF is he gonna do it?
>Wew lads
Lucas Bailey
>yfw antonella finds messi's autistic outburts to be manly and charming
Hudson Martin
You mean his money.
>You now remember she was riding Chad's dick until Messi became relevant.
Isaiah Sanders
Wife: w-wha,... did you just hit me???
Messi: Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand.
Brandon White
...
Xavier Taylor
t. Insecure beta /r9k/ faggot
Jaxon Baker
look it up fag, not even memeing
Jackson Thomas
She's damaged goods.
Blake Cruz
Virgins detected.
John Allen
>against taxing and big government
>beats his wife
>chokes black players
Holy shit why hasn't he been stopped?
Mason Collins
proof
Hudson Rodriguez
...
Matthew Howard
biggest sideboob ever
Hunter Foster
the "proof" is that she, an attractive girl, had a different boyfriend before messi
yeah, it's shocking
Hunter Garcia
>Fuck this guy's sister!
kek
Justin Stewart
>cap this post
>caps it himself and uses it to try to get recognition on an anonymous himalayan sewing forum
why is portugal so autistic
Asher Diaz
Anda bien la negra
Jaxon Ramirez
muy bien
Brayden Perez
womanlets are disgusting lmaooooooo she literally looks like a child
Jayden Fisher
Why the fuck is he literally ALWAYS traveling and hanging out with Suarez?
Creepy and gay to be desu
Josiah Reed
pero mirá ese ojete papá
Austin Baker
They're swingers.
Suarez was having vacations with his family and then Messi who was supposed to be in his Honeymoon appeared at Suarez' place.
Blake Anderson
>Implying Messi doesn't anally fuck the other 3 one after the other
Jacob Carter
>not appreciating all sorts of sizes of women except fat
gay fag homo detected
Adam Barnes
Absolutely based, this is how you treat women. Take notes, betas.
Easton Wood
her figure is oddly child like
Isaac Williams
>Be Antonella
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly
Jaxson Myers
>lying down facing away from the ocean
He really is autistic isn't he?
Adrian Scott
he fookin slipped
Ian Anderson
This is the most autistic kiss ever. Did he try eating her face?
Kayden Jones
Noah Ortiz
Suarez' face makes this golden.
>Oh shit nigger you actually did it
David Peterson
Quite erotic, actually.
Jackson Lopez
>TSUUU baby
mild kek
Matthew Moore
you guys think Suarez or Neymar fuck her when Messi's playing FIFA?
Gavin Gutierrez
I would
Cameron Foster
post antonella REAL bf
Angel Morgan
>hahahaha I got you! Quick let's catch that crab and then have some sprite and build a sandcastle and get some ice cream! Can we? Can we? It's hot where's my hat? I want pizza.
Jason Parker
...
Jordan Green
Do you think Bradley Cooper asked Irina if he compared with Donaldo in bed?
Do you think he felt inadequate or superior?
Ian Moore
dunno why but this made laugh so hard
Brody Lee
t. manlet that wants taller women
Gabriel Hall
says the monkey who eats monkey
Hudson Miller
G-guys, can Messi swim without Xavi and Iniesta?
Jordan Garcia
good ol' /copalib/ chimpout
Thomas Bell
this just reminds me of that indian image
"NEYMAR IS NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND"
"SUAREZ IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW"
Brody Phillips
kek
Ian Cruz
>obviously never had a gf who was too short to kiss
greeks are embarrassing. all of you are manlet tier wogs here
Jacob Peterson
I have to break my back to kiss some girls. I fucking hate that.
Andrew Powell
It took about 10 years later than most but Messi is now peak Chad