Question for Brazilian anons. Are any of these players elite?

Question for Brazilian anons. Are any of these players elite?

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>marlon brandao

Pikachu is decent.

Mosquito is a future GOAT

can he make it to the national team? it would be hilarious to have pikachu play for brasil

maybe for a friendly against liechtenstein

Nope

>I don't rate Creedence Clearwater Couto

>Roberto Carlos and Cafu
>Marcelo and Dani Alves
>John Lennon and Pikachu
Why are Brazilian full-backs so GOAT?

brandao is a really funny name

There's another Pitbull, Dudu, who plays for América MG. He's pretty good.

>mfw realizing these are the names of actual, non-ficticious players

Wew, and I thought fake names like Diarréia, Bananinha Dolca and Ernesto do Camisolina Verde were an exaggeration

>Diarréia
Is this for real?

>#9 scores
>it ain't me starts playing

Pikachu is good.

>marcelo
literally the afro'd neil taylor

Argel and Scheidt had good carreers
Pikachu is good for Brasileirão

whats the problem with ben-hur and rafael scheidt? the first is a biblical name, like joseph and matthew. the second sounds like a pretty average name as well.

Reminder to remember CCC and rate him

Claudio Pitbull could have been GOAT of Alberto Barbosa League

Fucks was cool. Heard he has been a good manager

>Ernesto do Camisolina Verde

Brazil was a mistake

>no Bactéria
>no Gatorade

The thing that makes me happy about this image is that the players in pic really play on those positions.

>Ghandi
>Attacker

>No James Bond on the team

What the fuck?

marcelo is objectively the best left full back of the 2010s

players on op's picture are actual pro players, bacteria and gatorade never made it

>creedence clearwater couto scores
>i ain't no senator's son by bruce springsteen starts playing

Tsunami plays for Remo in Série C

BR nicknames are top kek

Where does Bacteria play?

>bacteria never made it
This made me sad.

I heard pikachu join some italian club, is that true?

>Chocolate
>Farinha
>Miojo

>caça
>poop

learn2cedilha

>wallyson
>hallyson
>ythallo
>basquin
>nalisson
>pauliciano
>klemer
>euller
>windson

>Ben-Hur
every time

>brazilian player named caca (fuck the ç)
>no argentinian/uruguayan/whatever player named perro

If there is a player with the name Gatorade, there must be a perro somewhere.

who unironically names their son gandhi

anu.co.uk/brazil/

Now YOU can have your own dumb Brazilian name!

Wew la

>Bacteria and Gatorade

Some needs to reddit-commentate a football game of a team exclusively made up of these players names. It has massive hilarity potential.

>di maria
>you wonder why
>then you realise he's black

Rafael Scheidt, can't even remember if he was good or not, maybe he was OK
Argel Fuchs was a good defender, bit of a butcher
Pikachu is overrated
Claudio Pitbull is a good striker, he won some title with Vitoria de Setubal and they made a pizza named Pitbull, in homage to him.

this is what the XFL could be like today, if only Vince didn't pull the plug

>reddit-commentate

I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like cancer.

I used to hate WWE as a whole until I watched the XFL 30 for 30. That shit was amazing.

Rest in Peace Matheus Caramelo

Scheidt sounds like shite in English. That's the joke.

From a rugby team last season

You posted this because of him, didn't you

Not only him

for me, it's Hellmeister (Bellório)

>TSUBACCA
literally who can stop them?

For me, it's Dentinho.

(Mosca a close second)

Another team

He is not even Brazilian, he is from Haiti
No, Pikachu still plays for muh Vasco

> Mr. D

>WIlliam Batoré
>meme player

>Duncan Randall
>Mr D
Piece of shit, he is aware of his nickname.

underrated

> (ERRADO)
does that implies the same that it does in spanish?

Sí

How terrible must one's life be going around with the name Pikachu

I think it's a nickname.
Can't tell how those really work in br culture tho. I mean you can't stop people from calling you names anyway

Just did some research.Turns out he was just a weeb who liked pikachu, guess it's not so bad

>susto
>gordao
>BOY
>carnaval

For me, it's -

Most of those are nicknames, no one names their kid Pikachu or Pitbull.

Real shit names are things like Wellington, Werleyson, Deyverson., Valdisnei (Pronounce Walt Disney)

>there's a guy named Kenshiro Daniels on the Philippines national team
>his dad actually played Kenshiro in the live action Fist of the North Star film and named his son after him
I wish I was making this shit up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenshiro_Daniels

>dat fucking movie
damn I'd forgotten about this

>fake names

lrn2 read comprehension

Wonder if they'll ever pull a Chad Thunder

Pikachu sometimes plays as AM or RW. Really good player

For me, it's -

>TSU

Friendly reminder that "Kun" literally took his name from anime as well.