HEEm

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first for goober

big dicks and cum in my bum

Also, Weidman will beat Gastelum, who will miss weight

im coral springs ama

I net six figures

No you're not.

Why do you wear the haircut?

So at what point did BJ's career go off the rails? Usually you can point to a specific instance where a fighter has begun his downswing, but looking at his record, he's always been pretty average as far as his win/loss ratio. Was it the assbeating that Frankie laid on him? Was it getting beaten into exhaustion by GSP?

It's not me please stop

the real coral springs doesnt have pass

>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Because my hairline isnt as godly as schaubs

Brock Lesnar is returnig. Who should be his first fight back?

What's your favorite Schaub moment?

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sexy time with callan and random john

How do we save /heem/?

You guys complain about our current OP being spammer and derailing threads, though whenever he makes a thread you guys run in to join it, sad!

Ban Coral Springs
Ban spainsperg
Ban Australia
Ban Lithcuck
Ban calendarcuck

we go on a hunting trip to coral springs

seriously rate

Who are some amateur fighters that you like?

I like Calli Paquette.

Convince the mods to wordfilter Schaub

Come on down to Coral Springs and enjoy your stay.

>Elkins
You goofs up kid

post more goober

>UFC is in a bubble brought on my mainstream attention thanks to Ronda and Conor and Jones
>they've gotten cocky and started to overextend with increased marketing and superstar payouts while simultaneously cutting costs in infrastructure and fighter pay
>soon the bubble will pop
>ronda is kill
>jones won't be around long regardless of what happens at UFC 214
>Conor won't be around long regardless of what happens in August
>soon the UFC will be bereft of """superstars""" to rope in casual bucks
>the whole company will be dialed back to being a regular sports promotion instead of an entertainment giant
>a lack of superstar divas will force them to prioritize the actual fighters who run through their divisions and stay in their lanes
>the moneyfight era will end and we will return to a product with legitimate matchmaking, rankings, and contendership

Can't wait, boys

Dude my secretary lmao

Not a bettor, how do I tell who you picked?

I want to fug Gabi garcia

You might be gay

How would brock deal with Brendan's ground game?

THIS THREAD IS DEAD, JOIN ACTIVE THREAD GOOFS

She makes my dick do weird things, some pictures she looks like she's got some sort of mental disability and in others she makes me want to rail her so hard her roid clit explodes

>made by the spammer
>2 week old events
>5 posters
No thanks

Stay here if you want to hang out with the spastic spammer go to the other thread if you want to discuss MMA

You'll get the next thread bro

Says its you

I like the spammer

This one has more posts and posters I think I'll stay here

Ypuse either thread, I made them both anyway.

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Not Elkins

Names at the top, if its 1 its the first name if its 2 the second

Dennis, Weidman , Rivera and Laflare for +800 odds

>spammer mad we won't use his thread
Typical h8r

Not bad then. Personally I wouldn't bet on 2017 Weidman tho

Don't judge me ireland

Obese loser crying himself to sleep tonight

Lmao this dork spamming reports to save his early shit thread

cool way to waste 10 dollars

I remember a /bet/ autist winning like 5 grand from one of these, but it was I think 6 or 7 underdogs with a 50 dollar stake.

>not wanting hulk mode gabbie

hey pussy, are you still there?

Absolute shambles my man.

Thanks, I don't really know much about Laflare so I don't know if he's a good bet

im selecting all the street signs and its just not working

tl;dw DC is going to smash
that dick

lol dennis bermudez

Spain will be here soon to trigger your autism soon!

So if OP of the other thread was the spammer, these are all his posts according to the filename of the image he used.

Seems like a dude with a cuck fetish to me.

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>cool way to waste 10 dollars
Why who do you see losing?

Not bad but I wouldn't touch Weidman with a 10 foot pole

my wife made stuffed peppers and we're gonna watch some TV, Weidman will beat Gastelum, and you wish you had my life

hope you enjoyed getting BTFO my friend

If you save image on phone it keeps filename

Does your mother know how big a disappointment her son turned out to be? (you)

disgusting phone posters

Post pics of your wife stuffing Brian Peppers or it didn't happen

Would bang desu but she looks better now

I told my mom I was the op two threads in a row and she said she's proud.

dude my secretary called me lmao

It's not even 5 minutes you spastic

Learn2meme correctly

"When will my son find a wife and move out? He's always sitting in front of that computer shirtless all day doing nothing, when o when"

>Weidman will beat Gastelum

MY BOY

*GADOOOSH*

gooby is pregnant bud lmao

Who are you quoting?

brian peppers lmao jesus

You okay?

If he spent half as much time in the gym as he does on twatter he could heem anyone. Instead he'll get UD'd again for being an obsessive cretin

RIP turby, /heem/ misses you bud. Lmao lol goob!

Your mom

Remember that time my wife had a gestation period of 2 years lmao bud you wish gooby called your secretary too

>please stop

it literally says its you

I can see the headlines now
>Jon Jones beats up old man again

Doesn't make sense, why would she say that?

Cause you're a chubby autistic spastic who still watches WWE and has gay porn saved on his computer lol

You all need to start intelligently discussing MMA or I'm leaving.

Oh man I don't think so.

I am so hyped for the next few days with the high likelyhood that Jon Jones doesn't fight or DC can't make weight.

Why they decided to headline Cyborg and DC in California with the new weight cut rules is beyond me. I will be shitposting from startbucks Friday morning during the weigh in stream.

2 pregnancies

you wish you had my life and now you're sperging out

Weidman will beat Gastelum, hope you enjoyed being BTFO

>the state of heem

you guys are so desperate to be the one guy who makes a thread that youre making other threads bashing current one just to get attention

jesus christ, pathetic

you weren't invited anyways

I thought we all agreed the op didn't matter

oh fuck me thats next week. Sorry busy with work.

Why do you want Northcutt to die?

You can make the next thread bro, I'm going to bed soon.

torched, too bad spergie is eating crayons and unable to notice

Gooby bless

lol turby is my favorite

DC and cyborg are both on for making weight, I'll bet you my Sup Forums pass on it

>or DC can't make weight

He'll be doing handstands on the towel this time.

Mark my potatoes, this fight ain't happening.