Australian Hate Thread

Post away, my fellow Americans
Fuck everything below the equator except for Israel and Argentina. And America of course, god bless

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Thanks greatest ally.

Thanks greatest ally.

>Israel below the equator
Do you use the American geography curriculum?

Thanks greatest ally.

this

Don't ever let the Jews divide us
youtube.com/watch?v=qj-bAJgwej4

>that flag
:^)

Australia could wipe out Israel and America before afternoon.

No, fuck you.

>He doesnt know about jewish geography

Thats a pretty good shot. Why are you upset mechant?

That is a kickass shot on that roo.

Anything you say greatest ally

fuck off pissrael

You know people here eat and hunt kangaroo right?

We don't get all butthurt over people hunting animals. If i wanted to piss of Jews I'll shoot a Ardvark or Rat

and fuck the amerifats. Until they make mobility scooters that double as boats they cant touch us.

Falkland Islands?

>Eurofags believe this

Isn't it a little early to be shitposting, Ahmed?

The Aussies dindu nuthin they was just waltzing their Matildas 'n sheet

Gr8 b8 m8

Why do you hate australian bros dude?

Australians are disgusting shitposters and they're ugly

t.Goldberg Shekelstein

Mr Jew hates us because we got our own island, which is a country and a continent.

KEK

> T. Yischnozzel Shekkelburgestein

>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in half a day
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe me, us Aussies are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other gook races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Australia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

It's not that I'm not a filthy libcuck

Israel has been very active on Sup Forums in the last few hours.

>> are you planning something?

How long did it take you to post that? Must be really low bandwith this time of the day

>ugly

this is literally the first result when you google "israeli people"

(calling you people is an overstatement, i know).

(((MY FELLOW AMERIFATS)))
10/10 WOULD EAT THAT ROO

Your 2nd amendment wont save your fat ass once assault roo paratroopers come and kick your faggot jaw off.

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It's none of your business cunt

sup boys

Australia reporting in
How bout them kangas ayy cunts XDDDD

Just because the Kiwis are a superior race to Stryans is no reason to be mad at the US, dingo diddler.

I think it is

KEK

LE FUGGIN EBIC KANGAS MAAAAAANNN :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>I hate israel because they hunt their animals
the fuck?

Kangaroo meat is healthy as fuck btw

You're ugly

Are you saying that I did ISIS?

>Australian trying to live up the the hype that they're great shitposters

xD

>below the equator
>israel
wew lad.. you are a total retard.

I never said that you little fuckmonkey
It's supposed to symbolize the slow fading of Australia

EYY RIGHTO CUNT XD POP NUTHA SHRTIMPO IN THE BARB' INNIT MATE XD

>Australia hunting animals symbolizes the slow fading of Australia

uhhh

Pussy cunt

underage faggot, I still wonder why we shouldn't trade jerusalem for peace with the muslims.

>Fuck everything below the equator except for Israel and Argentina. And America of course, god bless
Uh, fuck Israel. Get cancer and die, faggot "ally".

Get off my thread
It's written in the Torah

They don't even have nuclear weapons.

How can they hope to do this?

>wanting peace with muslims
trash opinion

If your country doesn't have nuclear powers, get off my thread

Thanks greatest oyvey.

>literally nobody in the world caring about portugal

Thank you, greatest ally

>It's written in the Torah
I wipe my ass with your Torah, kike.

Country without nuclear weapons.

Top kek

actually let me rephrase
>thinking peace with muslims is possible

Literally nobody in the world cares about Australia
That's a sin and you're gonna go to hell boy

köder, burscht.

Based Schlomo, you'll always be my favourite overlords.

OP sounding like a leaf?
fire fighter on holiday?

your big bad nuclear weapons are doing a hell of a job at stopping all the terrorism in your country

That's a lace monitor. It is endangered and protected.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I care about Australia a lot more than I care about Israel...

Sorry Greatest ally, but at least the Australians don't get paid to shitpost.

Your mother committed a sin when she gave birth to you. Your people are shit, you cumsucking wretch.

>(((OP)))
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

Send Emus and Aboriginals.

Or deport the lebs.

I don't get paid to shitpost. It's my free will
Argentina kouhai

I'll gladly fall for it aslong as I get to call the sentiment trash

I'm engaged to an attractive Jewish girl.

How's your welfare system in Israel?

I know you have shit beaches, but I'd like to drink all day on someone elses dime in a new country anyway.

>butthurt faggot
>shitposting

I fuxked your mom

Two words
> emu war

1 word cunt, dropbears.

good comeback pissrael. tell me, whats it like living in such a disgusting place? i cant even bare looking at you pissy fucks. dont forget all the poverty, too. you fuckers must smell real bad.

>implying we don't have a couple sneaky reactors in the desert
Tread lightly lest you wake the cassowary

A jew doing something for free, you almost had me going for a second there schlomo.

> implying you don't get shekkels to shitpost

Come on now.

t. Jamal "Johnny" Mohammed of Takbir Ln. Punchbowl

Fuckg Australia
You're a goy who's making her perform hitbolelut
Check your pockets before you leave her house

This one just got off reservation.

He's gonna make the Breitbart editors angry.

>Two words
Sure, how about Gas Ovens.

Oy vey, Schlomo. I was just about to back some Matzen for us, but my oven is too dirty.
I am too big, but you could get in there and help clean it. I even think that I accidentally dropped a schekel there.

one word

> Holocaust

I'll be glad to, Germany-senpai
Make sure Australia doesn't come

I don't know what that is, but I do know I seem to never have any spare change anymore.

Don't listen to this shlomo,
Australia is great

>meter
>Australian
Pick one proxycuz.

>I fuxked your mom
That would explain the money missing from her purse. How long did your Dad have you practice on your own Mom before you went out on the streets to make shekels?

Fuck you traitor
He's trying to make you like him so that he can betray you like the traitor he is

time to hide this thread. no added value..

>Australians
>Being invited

You're funnier than Johnny Turk.

I'm not listening to you either jew

Lol ... are you saying they don't exist?

Can't tell if you're just baiting or if you don't actually know how nuclear weapons work.

We can't use them on terrorists without killing millions of civilians.

But an actual country with a legitimate military will get nuked if 1 they don't have nukes and 2 they actually threaten us.

Sorry straya but you're really not a world player without nukes or the protection of countries that have nukes.

> What to do with strayans

I don't need to steal. I get them from your mom

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MATE, if you are under 25 or something you can get recognised as jew at temple Emanuel near Bondi for just paying the rabbi fee and passing the final test, no Hebrew nothing and you get a free return flight to Israel. Just say your grandmother yada yada yada but your parents are atheist.

DO NOT DO IT UNTIL YOU ARE OVER CONSCRIPTION AGE.

But yeah free flight and shit. I did it as a shit take but ended up using it to pay for getting me halfway to Europe and doing a tour there. Great deal, 10/10 do recommend.