90% of All Germans Would Vote For Clinton

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at least Hillary isn't Trudeau, send help

they did same bogus poll in sweden, almost same result, nobody was even asked, they just made it up.

I'm crying.

Yeah considering the AfDs popularity I can't see how this poll is accurate at all.

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Germany is 90% shitskin now though.

They know Hillary, they don't know Trump.
What matters is that probably not even 40% of all Germans wouldn't vote for Merkel again and that enough Americans vote for Trump.

OP suicide or legal immigration to USA is the only answer

Apparently your population has chosen the former

RIP germany the fatherland of my lineage. you were cool 70 years ago

Don't worry, we'll send some South Africans, i'm sure they will be helpful.

*would, not wouldn't

>send help

a few tried. Trudeau brought in Africans instead, hahah..ha..

Wow tickle me surprised, the German faggots are voting for another woman. It's like you morons haven't learned your lesson.

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As if we needed more proof that Hillary is a traitor.

>Clinton personally orders the destabilisation of Syria and Libya, making her almost directly responsible for the ongoing migrant crisis
>90% of Germans back her anyway

Truly the most cucked nation on the planet.

Of course it will take a new generation of Anglo blood, sweat and tears to liberate Europe from The Eternal Kraut once more.

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It's not surprising. European media only says that Trump raped women and that he stole money when going bankrupt, nothing else.

Some people just like to watch the world burn.

They also would have voted for Obama

All that scat porn fucked their sheisse up.

>not 40%

Who cares.

She'll just form a coalition with the SPD or the Greens or something.

And if it's not her, it will be someone even more left wing

>ask people with no insight in to American politics or American life who they would vote for
>the vast majority picks the one they've heard of and "Republicans bad, Democrats good!"

Wow, what a surprise. I honestly can't remember when media in Europe reported a Republican as being anything other than the American Taliban

German women have a higher sperm count than the men

Considering the amount of fearmongering and disinformation by our media it comes to no surprise to me.

This.
They have never said a single bad thing about Shillary.

>Mutti Hillary
this is cringeworthy, keep it up Hans

Yet they will in the next second go on to whine how much they hate America and being under the American boot and how much they wish for an isolationist American president. 90% of Germans confirmed for retarded.

fucking disgusting
I wonder if there is a country where Trump gets more support than he gets in Israel.

if you love America you love Trump

>friend brings up trump as the epitome of evil all the time
>I specifically told him i didn't want to talk politics with him because he's bluepilled as fuck
CAN'T WAKE UP

Be glad that Germanistan is irrelevant (as any other cuntry than US*) at the presidential vote
* And Israel

If whites are so great, how come we're so cucked?

>ZDF
You're saying the government - shills for its masters? Wow. Who could have possibly expected something like this? We must call ARD about this.

fuck off, Israel is our key ally in the global crusade against Islam.

Germans aren't individuals. They're collectivist automatons who think what the group thinks and acts how they're told. The media tells them Donald Trump is stupid and literally Hitler (a sore point for Germans) and that Hillary is the progressive and rational alternative it's no wonder this is the result.

When will you vote in AfD Fritz?

All of those polls are rigged. Just look at the other graphs

nononononononononononononononnononoonononono. END ME! FUCKING DO IT!

I weep for my ancestral homeland.

Not surprised at all.

I'm sorry for what has become of your country OP. But it is not only a German "thing". Whole Europe is under this plague of cultural marxism. And this is why we need Trump as well. Let's hope our Ameribros save us once again. This time from ourselves.

This is the last hope we have as a western civilization...

nobody here even knows about clinton's involvement in the Lybia and Syria shit-show.
there are more than 3% Germans who support Assad over islamistic rebels.

Would probs be the same here, everyone fucking hates Trump because it's cool to hate on him.

I have not read a single positive news article about him, neither a negative one about $HILLARY>

There are always Trump-defenders on the news articles' comment section calling out their biased bullshit, so we've got that going for us, which is nice.

People here know shit about Trump and aren't interested in American politics at all
All they catch are some short news about how he wants to build a wall and deport all Muslims
Though I think also that his appearance makes people think he's a pompous moron which is contrary to the rather quiet German mentality in general

The only non-short solution for the cuckening of the west would be to drown in muslims and hope people wake up. Same with Venezuela and communism, let them starve and uncuck themselves, with no help whatsoever. Otherwise it would get worse. This will never happen tho. Normies do what they are told, not by reasoning.

You mean like America did?

Trumps appeal is purely to americans unless you count basement dwellers

scandinavian countries will be the last hope of the white race

You don't know what suffering is OP

I wonder how many dead Canadian Trudeau will need before declaring victory...

Potentially all of them seeing how this retarded shit is going.

Nah

Utter lie, at least 80% of AfD voters would go Trump, which would already be over 10%.

Our media has been shilling Hilary, and demonizing Trump from the start, same goes for yours probably.

Then they have learned nothing from WWII, they just went to the other extreme.

It's just unbelievable that Merkel's party is still leading the polls in spite of what she did to Germany.

He is always presented to a filter. They never show what he said, they only tell you how they see him. Our collectivised press gets their orders directly from the Politburo

Best part is that most have no idea about Hillary or Trump. Whenever I ask why they would vote shillary the answer is always something along the lines of "My american friend on facebook posted [insert leftist shill post]". Germans are a lot more brainwashed that you'd think. Even worse they all think they are superior to americans for some perplexing reason.

If you bothered to say something like that, you could have been a fedora faggot for a minute and corrrect him. You literally used the same argument as the lefties
>duh i know i'm right so i'll shup haha i won

If you take foreign policies I do think the vast majority of Europeans would support Trump. The only ones that like the Shillary kind are the ones that want Europe to be the 51st state

>It's just unbelievable that Merkel's party is still leading the polls in spite of what she did to Germany.

Germany needs diversity

what the fuck is that

They always present him as worse than hitler and clinton as a normal person.

A FUCKING DEBTOR

We wanna help you guys so bad senpai. Even you DENBTS.
You guys are the cradle of western civilization, you don't think it hurts us to see you guys like this? And you even have the Golden Dawn but they're too small still.

My country elected Obama twice against the will of huge numbers of us. I can't imagine what it's like to be even more outnumbered in your beliefs like you must be there in Greece.

Nobody fucking listens. They're all complacent liberal retards who follow their emotions and call it "virtue".

Maybe...just maybe...

If Brexit happens and if Trump gets in, maybe we can turn this shit around fast. I hope so.

If Adolf Hitler were on the ballot, you guys could scare Merkel off with his 99% approval and Hillary would be a faded memory.

This. Most Germans don't even have any idea about our politics even less so about americans. But everybody here loves to mock americans for being stupid having guns etc.. It's pathetic really

I would vote for Clinton.

Trump is a lying clown.

You're not welcome to mine, faggot.

His numbers are through the roof in Serbia apparently, to the extend that there are billboards supporting him.

Kebab. They skewer layers of meat then trim it as they need it

we are wealthier than ever before, that's the reason why CDU is still on the top which is the only party who actually favors the economy

>that pic
>guy on right
>smart suit
>smiling
>getting publicity for his business.
I'd say they're assimilating into business culture pretty well

Well Germany IS the most cucked country in all of Europe...

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Nuke us already

they are brainwashed indeed, met a german girl at a party and she had no national pride at all? So i'm like come one germany is a good country what's wrong with bratwurst and beer etc. and she's like people that are proud of germany are nazi's

just unredeemable

>90% of Jews and foreigners would vote for Clinton
That is more accurate.

To sum up german mainstream views on american politics briefly:
>all americans are stupid gun loving crazy people, haha they can't find [country] on a map
>media tells me trump is racist everytime he's mentioned
>his popularity is because of all the stupid gun loving crazy people
>hillary is a woman, wouldn't it be so awesome if finally the us had a woman as president?
>here let me share this buzzfeed/huffington post article about trump on facebook, look at me i know us american news things!

Youre a country that has some of the worst censorship in the whole of the EU. You're just brainwashed morons. The whole "Trump is Hitler" hit you guys hard considering most of your people are too stupid to realize that Hillary is funded by the same man currently enabling rapists to sprawl themselves over your girlfriend.

Fucking oligarch.

the guy on the left is touching Merkel, so he is definitely not a religious Muslim.
I guess they are Turks.

70 years of brainwashing in the west.

Thats why the east is more patriotic. The communists ironically used a different aproach to brainwashing.

I can't believe that's true. Lügenpresse at work.
AT LEAST most of the AfD voters would prefer Trump. And at least half of the CSU voters. I think maybe 15 to 20 percent would be realistic...

our media portrays trump as some kind of bush junior style politican... that is completly stupid.

i can't realy complain about any of my compatriots that fall for this campaign as american politics are already overrepresented in our newsmedia most of the people tend to switch off their brains when the american election campaign comes up once again instead of reporting issues that actually matter in germany... you know things where the people could actually do something about by voting or rioting ;D

i guess if reporting was accurate trump would at least get the same results as the AFD plus some as old alegiances to paties like CDU/SPD don't interfere...

so i guess mass media brainwashing works realy good if the targeted audience doesn't have a vested interest in the topic. nothing new there...
wasting my time on american image boards talking about american politics is mostly considered a waste of time by me too. however i can't help myself... i realy would like to go back to time where i just could rely on short cut think processes... because i can't do anything about it anyway.

The brainwashing is real man. Even here, where you would think they wouldn't give a crap anymore about brainwashing the people as they have basically destroyed the country already.

But they do. And not just that, but they always talk about how it's not Trump that is the big problem, but rather the american white middle class people.

I also love the way in that in this country media pundits and because of that, normal people, talk so so so much about democracy, and how great it is and all of that. Maybe more than in any other country. It's something that you just have to talk about. But when something like this that's happening in America, well, happens, they are the first ones to talk on every major TV network about how "dangerous" middle class people are when they feel they're losing ground. Oh and also the amount of jews that do this here is fascinating. Not only jews own the networks and have high positions at those, but rather are directly there in the talk shows. In Argentina we have like 1% jews but you can turn on the most watched political discussion show on TV and look at all those noses and modified surnames to not let the jewishness be noticed. Sad!

she was a eastern commie

If all you know about American politics is what you learned from this board, I wouldn't be too smug about your knowledge of American politics.

You mean like the majority of Americans did?

>we are wealthier than ever before
I guess that's how it works, the next generations will have to deal with the problem that you are creating now.

Socialism is good for Argentina

>they are brainwashed indeed, met a german girl at a party and she had no national pride at all

Is it opposite day? Nationalistic pride is brainwashing and free thinking isn't.

Im talking normal people.

She and the whole government are puppets. They want a united states of europe. They have to thin out the ethnic population of the countries to achieve this.

>we are wealthier than ever before

hahahaha good one, Kevin

It isn't. No idea why anyone believes ANY kind of poll the media is coming up with or anything they're saying. There's a reason the trust in media nowadays is basically non existant and why they stopped altogether reporting on crimes as people simply read what was going on because stuff was missing like names of suspects in crimes.

Here's the thing, many people are afraid of voting "fascist", so they vote the party which is the most "right wing" that is "allowed". With the problem being that the leftist have hijacked that one the same as they did all the other parties.

I try to keep up as good as possible from left and right news outlets. Hillary is the worse choice since she is literally the corporate candidate who constantly changes her views on shit.

Trump at least seems not bribable and makes the established forces shake in their boots.

The futher away something is for people the more effective propaganda is, because people have no frame of reference. Europeans know nothing about Trump that their media hasn't told them.

Trump is A NAZI
Germans are brainwashed to fear everyone the media calls a Nazi

I know it's sickening, the EU needs to be reformed to a economic thing only.

This country is so cucked. Just saw this flyer at my university. Censored the town name. Although I did see an immigrant get arrested in Munich the other day. For a picture of that too.

there's no communist brainwashing you tinfoiled nerd

What did you expect exactly? Our media is constantly writing anti trump articles. Their main resource is the NY Times and CNN.

Germans love corruption, spying and fascism

Germans absolutely hate freedom of speech and civilians having the right to defend themselves

All power to the state

No surprises here

Oh Sweden.

Mad because your Hartz was cut?