Which countries national animal(s) would win in a fight?

Which countries national animal(s) would win in a fight?

List of countries national animal(s)
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals

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Kangaroo + Emu combo would obviously win btw.

For some fucking reason our's is a Lion so I guess a Lion would fuck up a Kangaroo and an Emu?

National animal =/= the animal on the flag, You silly.

Where the fuck is mine?

Not politics.

it's the squirrel.

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What the fuck? I always thought it was our based golden eagle not a fucking gay ass chiuaua.

>we have a horse

wat

Obviously Sweden. Their national animal is the bull, and nigs are savage, vicious, and know how to use guns

Well good job there Bruce, the Poo in the loo's have a fucking lion and all their cousins have tigers.

Wales.

>Which countries national animal(s) would win in a fight?

Against Australians you mean? The answer is obvious. Its the emu. And anything tougher...

wait what

do they have snow or leopards in afghanistan?

Mexico
>Xoloitzcuintli
But the snake, the Eagle, The Jaguar.
Even Aztecs ans sheeit

poo's seem to have this on lockdown desu, a Tiger, a Cobra, and an Elephant

>green pheasant
>carp
(*_*)

>North Korea has a mythical creature
Leave it to best Korea to destroy everyone.

You wont survive a dragon

Should i choose between bear and tiger?

But a couple other countries have dragons, and NK only has a magic horse

I could probably beat up a swan.

Not sure about the bear tho

Yes on mountain peeks you autistic retard.

Also bald eagle can kill kangaroo

>i am too retarded to click the little blue word which would tell me the exact range of the snow leopard
>mountains don't have snow on the peaks

Wait what, do they really have retards of this caliber in the US?

Bong land has the bulldog, the lion ,the swan, the red kite, the unicorn and a motherfucking dragon

Yes. They also have Lynxes in the south and bears in the east,

Apparently a small piece of it has them.

Poo would win

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druk
Well fuck me

Pretty sure the bison can kill a kangaroo and emu, They are rather strong.

Okay i chose this gorgeous big cat.

No they don't. It's try hard and shit grand strategy
Elephant eats too much food and breed slow.
Bengal tiger is about to he extincted
Cobra can only bully rats
Peacock is gay
Dolphin rape other dolphins for fun

You're not serious are you?

Polar bears surely

if we stick to reality, thai probably...no animal can kill elephant 1vs1
otherwise the dragon countries

Can we choose polar bear. They are nice.

>implying there's anything more powerful than a gigantic mythical bird

>Can we choose polar bear?

>7777
Winrar

>ganges river dolphin

figures it would be demonic looking

Korea is a tiger but none of us stand a chance against the American national animal

The blacks and the mexican

GAAAAAY

Fear the moose, you stupid Aussie cunt.

We beat you at shitposting and now our moose is going to kick your kangaroo's ass.

Bow before the winner.

We're talking about a single fight, not the long game here. A properly trained elephant can probably take almost any other animal, and paired up with a tiger and a poisonous snake you'd need a dragon to win.
I'll admit, Wales wins.

>no one posted the webm of one kangaroo choking out the other

Yours is the beaver and a horse leaf.

Eyes have evolved to practically non-existant and teeth keep mouth completely sealed due to all the excrement in the water.

Does the rest of the world even stand a chance ?

Upside down Poland go home

>tfw we are the literal bulls of the world

I think there was a circus or some shit that put a bull against a lion and the bull fucked him up really hard

THIS!
LOOK AT THAT GLORIOUS COQ YOU FAGGOTS!

Well, the UK has a unicorn and a dragon

Get on our level

Can we meme this creature back into the wild?
Will the Empire rise again if we do?

Is there a Barbary breeding charity?

Fuck you nigger, you ever read Rommel's 'infantry tactic'. We talking about animal psychology here. As if an emu would charge head on into an elephant. Maybe it would, but guess what? The elephant panics, loses energy, run around like a Dick head maybe running into a tree. It would be constant guerilla attack disrupting ability to eat.

Let's choose an Creature for Sup Forums animal.
I'll go for the Viral Frog.
He's Viral as a Virus/memes. he's a big guy

kek is not an animal you heretic philistine

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>National Animal

Pure savagery in these parts.

I won't beat around the bush though, She must have a vag wider than Merkles wrinkles

>White Stork

gg

Canada has this guy

Mooses are pretty dangerous desu. If you hit it with a normal car, the full body slams into the windscreen sine it stands so high from the ground, resulting in versy slim chances of survival if you ride fast.
I think they are also very aggressive but quite rare to be found?

Few humans would win against an emu Winston

Would overheat and die anywhere not arctic.

>Aussies still have Stockholm syndrome from their overwhelming defeat at the feet of their Emu overlords

That's a nice coq.

Damned I type like a potato.
My apologies.

Holly shit that roo could hold me down and fuck me. I'd have to be his bitch. Now I see why strayas shitpost so much. The fear of a roo screw

British Lion and Russian Bear would wreck everything, especially those roided up Roos

Tiger is bigger than lion.

new caledonia doesn't have one so going by france mine is the rooster. so yeah mine.

this tbqh

No one said unarmed Bruce. Actual men would do fine against emus if they had automatic weapons.

But I wouldn't expect you know anything about that.

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Good goy forgotten colony!

why the fuck you Lion

India

That is our national animal, mate.

Let's team up against the elephants

>animals requiring human intervention to not become extinct.
OP didn't specify how protracted the fight was. I think ours might still have the advantage.

Although India has lions, our national animal is actually the bengal tiger

Bhutan's is the Druk, AKA a fucking dragon. Good luck.

Could get some alright banter out of it.

not a barbary lion you utter nigger.
You should fucking know what breed our national animal is.

please new caledonia, please, postpics of your mysterious land.

Is it worth coming all the way to the other side of the earth for a visit? Or should I fuck off to fiji instead?

Imaginary creatures lose every time

>hunting moose with father 6 a.m.
>give first morning call
>nothing
>7 a.m. second call
>nothing
>10 minute later hear cracking everywhere from cache
>about 200 meter from us there is a ledge we are basically looking down in a "hole".
>male moose come down crashing everything , hulking like a maniac, full of testosterone and looking for a female to fuck
>mfw

India and Bangladesh with the Bengal Tiger tie for 3rd, South Korea takes second with the larger Siberian Tiger, and Thailand takes the gold with the Asian Elephant.

India's elephant is disqualified for not actually being their national animal as the tiger is but instead being the "National Heritage Animal"

Honorable mentions go to Indonesian for the Komodo Dragon and Scotland and Wales for having a fucking Unicorn and a Dragon, respectively.

Yes even a barbary lion idiot.

Bloody hell Pakistan has some sort of demon goat

Their women just keep getting uglier and hairier

These little guys seem faggy as hell, desu familia.

You've got wolves too.

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You gunna throw your dragon ball out on the battlefield and release your dragon pokeman and beat up dat bad goy?

weighing more doesnt equal bigger, cunt

>You've got niggers of the canine world too.

well thanks senpai

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