>tfw winning a battle and single handedly starting the viking age with your bros from the village
>tfw your brother betrays you
>tfw cuddling your own christian slave
>tfw asians flood our markets with drugs
>tfw being a junkie seems more fun to you than ruling
>tfw brother repays your love by helping frenchies pull a chain across the river
>tfw your own son despises you for your addiction
>tfw you drown the asian schemer
>tfw the gods betray you and you lose the battle of your life
>tfw you have to detox in the wilderness for 20 years to return to normal
>tfw sons hate you for being redpilled
>tfw you had two shieldmaidens at once but now they both cuck you with a con-artist/lesbo
>tfw you finally redpill your crippled son as men drown in the storm around you
One more day lads
wtf i hate vikings now
Am I supposed to remember who the lesbian who fucks lagertha is?
They treat her like she's a recurring character bu I don't remember her at all
>you have to detox in the wilderness for 20 years to return to normal
i thought he went full /psychedelics/ in wilderness and got lost in his mind
Is there anyone more punished than based ragnar?
>start an empire
>get old
>everyone hates you
>tfw never should've left the farm
Me neither, i'm almost convinced she's a new character
Fuck I like the rare glimpses into blots and the simple life. Trading is always forgotten but is the thing that made vikings rich in the long run.
Not raiding and shit. Ragnar is the hero of the past, I half expected him to sacrifice an eye or some shit
ITT: PAGAN APLOGISTS
Are those seriously plot points in Vikings? That sounds worth watching.
Vikings is fucking brilliant, even though OP is saying it how it happened. idc what anyone says, no other series has been consistently fun to watch as Vikings, it's like watching S1 of TWD or S1-3 of GoT. Maybe stuff just has been shit recently. Except for Black Mirror.
i dont know, the pacing seemed too slow these last seasons though
true they have a weird season 4a 4b thing going on timeskips are all over the place but its pretty spot on for being on the fucking history channel
Ragnars sons are such punks
even Ivarr is kinda meh his ragnra impersonation is spot on tho
Make room for the nothing-wrong candidate of the year.
except he's a literal faglord
He's got some nice hair.
He chose the degenerate lifestyle
All of you are missing the real reason any sexually confident male watches the show.
I hate Rollo but I love the princess wife and her slut conversion ;)
>tfw 6'3
>tfw naturally strong, without working out
>tfw have a fetish for girls that are stronger and taller than me
God is dead to me.
I just want to be dominated
cucking your son is no faggotry
try blindfolds
press ffff to pay respect in loot