/heem/: fuck u goof

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Who is your favorite female fighter? Be truthful, no joking around about it.

So much autism

does this fight interest you /heem/?

Be truthful, is this all you do with your time everyday? How sad are you exactly?

It won't take Ngannou even half a punch to sleep JDS

Jones arrested, coke and guns

Borrachinhia really is a vampire feeding on Vitor, isn't he ?

Anyone watching this Woodley show on FS1 right now? Idk what it is but it looks like the guy still lives in a dump

Uh, no sweetie. Ngannou hasn't been battle tested yet.

Is Vitor determined to die in the cage? The guy's taking fights left and right lately.

JONES ARRESTED AGAIN LMAO

Its the last fight on his contract

He's just black bees with a better body.

Time to pass on the torch

He hit a standing Kimura on Hamilton, he is not like black beast

yes

>Vitor Belfort: $515,000 ($300,000 to show, $200,000 win bonus, $15,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Yeah he's black beast, if black beast wasn't a slow, gassed out after round 1, no TDD, no fight IQ fighter

Travis pls

Reem gets 800k to show but with no win bonus, probably the best contract out off all legends

I wanna say something completely outside the "Ngannou is unproven" discussion for a minute; that sub was legitimately fucking great. That's something I'll never take away from the guy.

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lol pissed

You don't need TDD when you can just get up at will

I just really really REALLY hope Lawler vs. Cerrone happens, guys.

The fact that he's a top 10 HW is proof that the entire HW division is a joke.

The more you wish the less likly.

Guys the linkin park guy killed himself, RIP, how is Maia holding up?

Of course, USADA steped in and ruined it for everyone.

Sorry guys I just got home. I'll get the next thread.

Maia is hanging in there

wow keep it coming Sup Forumsro xD

In a perfect world everybody would look like Brock Lesnar and Francis Ngannou and we'd get some real fireworks. All "cleaning" up the sport did is shorten people's careers and neuter half the havier divisions.

Fuck Lawler vs Cerrone, who wants to see those two bums fight anymore.

Who is your favourite retired UFC fighter?

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H8rs btfo again!

>All "cleaning" up the sport did is shorten people's careers
Someone post the Tim Sylvia picture

I'm also not hype for this fight at all. Two glass bodies going against each other isn't intriguing to me at all, maybe last year but not now.

They should def put it on he undercard, don't waste space on the main

it's the only decent fight on the main card lol

:^)

YAS KANG

SLAY

The Suicide Prevention Hotline is 18002738255. Please reach out if you need help. Even cheetoh fingered dorks matter. Schaub bless.

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>Make promotional video encouraging people to focus on themselves and family and friends instead of haters
>Do literally nothing besides train, fight and talk about haters and how social media shits all over him
>Call everyone racist
>Get strangled by demian maia hopefully

Absolutely every MMA fan in the world knows the outcome of this fight

>M-m-m-maia
Can't wait for:
>p-p-ponzinibio

I'm trying to deflect hype so that the MMA gods don't pull one them with an injury. FUCK Donald Cerrone and FUCK welterweight people!

Tyron will be /myboy/ if he heems Ponzi after the shit that hue pulled on Gunner. Plus, anything to keep a Brazilian from holding a belt.

Cowboy vs Lawler should be a five round fight.

I already saw Condit vs. Lawler

Cowboy would fuck Condit up

I disagree 100%

youtube.com/watch?v=ksCpX4mClMI

weekly hack slack

Lol no

You need to want to win, my man. Condit has zero drive.

Neither does Cerrone. Only good for crashing cans on short notice.

*GADOOOSH*

gewby

f off

No way, my guy. Condit would kick the shit out of his body.

This might be true actually. That'd be bad news for Cowby. I'm still feeling like Cowboy might beat Robbie, though. But I also thought Condit beat Lawler too lol

I think Cowboy has way more of a killer instinct than Condit. I don't even think Condit likes fighting anymore. Cowboy loves fighting dude come on lol

2011 Condit would completely destroy Cerrone

*grabs one of your legs*

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>Condit kicks

yeah well that was six years ago my dude lol

P4P most boring fighter, sad you pick him to post of all Huezillian fighters

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Appreciate it bro. I don't think anyone else here makes better threads! Schaub bless.

Maia could hold down and rape everyone in this sub and there's not a thing anyone could do about it.

nah I'd claw his eyes right out

Not if I gouge his eyes out bud lmao

I'd stick my fingers in his eyesockets

I love this webm

Pretty sure I could just brute force my way out of his bullshit.

Well he is the closest to the belt out of all Hue men, and Nunes isn't exactly anything to be proud of at the moment

RIP Chester Bennington

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he probably could desu, but he's still a boring fighter who's long streak is only possible because of favorable match ups

masvidal was the first real challenge desu

Looks like two eye pokes

post ur favorite hue walkout song in memory of chester:

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>because of favorable match ups
He was an underdog against Gunny (lol)

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>get molested for years
>start doing drugs
>get beat up in school
>dead end job at mcdonalds
>still push on in life

>turn your shit around, become a professional musician
>get huge success
>get cute wife that gives you half a dozen kids

>kill yourself

damn

You'd think he'd Anhero earlier, why kill you are self when everything is going good for you...

he got old and linkin park is meme music

plenty of reasons

maybe it was just one of those days, where he didn't want to wake up

you said it all

I don't get why you keep posting that, it's a legitimate question.

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Just shows what the Canadian contributes here. I seek to humble him and turn him into a hypocrite.

If I ever had it in my head that I'd be "killing myself" I'd just travel to middle east with money I have and just buy guns to kill any ISIS scum I can before they kill me

You'd risk getting tortured for an HD video instead of insta-kill suicide?

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It's more interesting than literally anything that Schaub has said in the last eight years, my guy.

You think they risk losing men to catch me alive? No way, they either shoot me or they start losing men

You'd be dead before you fired the first shot

youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

a classic

Depressed people don't think like that.

Still better than dying like a fucking coward by suicide

Like I said, it's a risk.