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wtf i love liberals now

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Lel Sup Forums is right again. Reddit on fucking suicide watch

>there's no shilling or bribing of journalists and such, stupid paranoid alt-right drumpfkins

oh shit, it's real

who else here to smart for star wars?

>A couple of 9-year-olds on a screen-free rainy afternoon would come up with better adventures, and probably also better dialogue.

...

How can A.O. Scott be so based?

Holy SHIT. What they hoped would be the dawn of SJW agenda-pushing in Star Wars has become a shitfest of liberals BTFOing themselves and each other.

I get the feeling that these liberal sites are getting the impression they are being played by Disney now.

They should of gushed over this film, muh diversity.

SHUT IT DOWN

>Millions of people will sit through this thoroughly mediocre movi

or will they?

Its time to accept Star Wars officially ended when Disney bought it. Everything released since just wasnt good. Rebels, TFA, Battlefront, all the shit mobile games, now this.. subpar garbage.

Im not saying things were perfect before, but at least from time to time, people who got to work with Star Wars IP had freedom to come up with something decent.

Yep

Clone Wars is the last real Star Wars

Fucking this. Lucas let all sorts if people use the Star wars IP.

Books, video games. They were willing to let people fill in the blanks.

>The Knights of the Old Republic Video Games are better than the $200m movies in every aspect; innovation, scope, story, pacing writing etc.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Disney a shit

Rebels is, actually.

APOLOGIZE

Typical coastal elite comments. Out here in The Real America where I live people appreciate watching big things blow up.

Fuck. I already bought my ticket.

>tfw capeshit will end but will be replaced by starshit
why?

So the same thing that happened with The Force Awakens?

someone post the webm

This is such an asspull it's unbelievable

>The spoiler warning sent by the Disney empire instructed journalists to “continue to be our partners on this journey,” and defiance is unthinkable, even if “partner” is taken as a synonym for “shill.”

Nice to finally have confirmation of Disney pressuring outlets into giving positive reviews of their insipid schlock.

This journalist won't be invited to future screenings.

I've always liked ao Scott's reviews, it's hilarious seeing him bash star wars

Every review I've read it's the same thing

>90 minute snoozefest
>30 min BATTLE with quips
>5 min Vader sprinkled out through

Roll credits

I allow Rebels because Filoni actually seems to care about keeping the story straight. Plus it was nice seeing Ahsoka again.

>trips wasted on a cuck

How simple.

we're breaking the conditioning
aaaahhhahhhhhhhhhhahahh

IS AO SCOTT /OURGUY/

HE MUST'VE LEARNED AFTER THE GHOSTBUSTERS DISASTER

NOT LETTING THE TURBODYKE ON STAFF DO THE REVIEWS FOR THE FEMINIST MOVIES

Yeah, considering how Nazi Disney is about their properties, nobody is allowed to create new SW material aside from them and a very few selected companies, which is quite sad.

I thought it was supposed to be Saving Private Ryan in space.

SWTOR isn't really a part of KOTOR games.
But even it has its moments compared to nu-SW.

>this is the current state of Sup Forums
>unironically discussing children movies
kys

The worst part is everything has to be canon or has no story at all.

This, I liked the original 6 movies, episode 7 um I mean A New hope 2.0, just ruined the whole franchise

You needed it? People who shit on their film won't get press screenings so easily next time.

That's pretty much money in the bank right there.

I dunno, I liked it. The characters and plot are weak, but at least it has tone and style and grit, all the things lacking from TFA.

>Blockbuster poptimism is finally dying

Based NY Times

A.O. Scott is on point

>Star Wars used to be amazing fun, even as bad as the prequels were going to see them, standing in line, hanging out with other fans, it was always fun and some of the best moments of my life
>now it's all about bitchy women and shitty rehashed stories and now a whole movie that shouldn't even exist

Everything really does suck as you get older.

Nice of them to say all that after being so thoroughly critical on Hillary

Am I to assume that now Sup Forums is pretending to have always cared about the NY Times?

>nytimes.com/2016/12/13/movies/star-wars-rogue-one-review.html
We're sorry George. But why did you have to sell your baby to the slavers of the white race?

Do you want your blanket and a cup of warm milk to go with that butt hurt, you intolerable shit stain?

I want this piece of shit to bomb so hard that it falls through the earth and explodes somewhere over northern China.

You didn't get the memo?

Post-Trump NY Times got blasted for being so inaccurate and out of touch, now they're struggling to reclaim some shreds of integrity and credibility.

When RLM sucks this movie's dick, how will Sup Forums react?

Its funny how lucas being a whore for merchandise ended up providing a great petri dish for creativity

Disney seem like they're just as big whores, but they seem to want more control over everything, to not offend anyone, and target more niche demographics. The end result is a thoroughly vanilla franchise

it just want my pre-star wars Sup Forums back you starwarsleaks newfag
consider suicide

I just want to see a SW movie to flop. It won't happen ofcourse, I know, but still. SW is such a vanilla, generic sci-fi universe with nothing to offer in terms of storytelling beyond 'light vs dark' retardation

Of course this shit will be boring to normalfags. It doesn't have any duels or Jedi in it. They made a shit movie without the one thing the casuals like while calling one of the most memorable group of villains white surpremacists

And I want my Entertainment Jew free.

Say what you want about Lucasfilm, but their goal was to make cool star wars stuff, and make money.

Disney seems to have a lot of other aims on top of the "make money" goal they shared with Lucas, and "make cool star wars stuff" looks like it's on the bottom of the list. I highly doubt anyone was hanging out in an office at Skywalker ranch around a table of chipotle and frappucinos, brainstorming ways to insert their "5 key social justice themes" into the star wars universe.

And I fucking guarantee you that room exists at disney.

the piece of shit fans practically forced him

youtube.com/watch?v=tDc5S9Xd55I

lol

Newsflash: Everyone will still go see this movie, and it will be one of the highest grossing films of the decade.

then stop watching hollywood flicks you inbred fuck
you should be fucking gassed

It's been well known since IV that the Empire was modeled after Nazi Germany and aspects of the UK ala Orwell's 1984.

You can crawl back into your fearful outcast sperg cave now.

It's so true though how critics are influenced by this shit.

If you give a big movie a shitty review then it's less likely the company (Disney) is gonna want to work with you again in the future which means less exclusive business for you.

Same goes for games.

Reminder: we will never get a KOTOR adaption

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj08Jwp-2q0

Review when?

>DENYING THE NYT PRESS SCREENINGS

LITTLE REVIEWER TURDS WILL FELLATE STUDIOS JUST TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR

ONLY THE BIG MEDIA OUTLETS HAVE THE CLOUT TO CALL OUT THE STUDIOS, THEY NEVER HAVE IN THE PAST BUT THIS NYT BASH ON DISNEY CHANGES THINGS

YFW THEY LITERALLY USED THE WORD 'SHILLING'

What's wrong with Light vs. Dark?

Like what exactly is retarded about it? It's the oldest story ever told, but Star Wars wasn't pretending to be something it's not.

Just a reminder you're on a board that praises Refn, who while stylistically prevails, couldn't pull off something as basic, or "retarded" as Star Wars.

It takes a lot of effort to not fuck up the simplest shit, while also injecting enough originality to become a cultural phenomenon.

tl;dr Please don't let Disney, Lucas and Corporate Imperialism skewer the hard work of hundreds of people 40 years ago

I'm still convinced selling to Disney was his revenge. He knew they would fuck it up so thoroughly that history would vindicate the prequels.

>andrew garfield
but why?

then the reshoots happened.
the second news leaked about why they were going back for those, you shouldve been worried like the rest of us starwarscucks

my head is deeply in the ass of Star Wars canon but I knew reshoots to adjust "tone" were a giant red flag.

Sup Forums
>television and film

go make a thread about 1920's cinema if you want you absolute assblasted autist

>in well before le epic ruseman defense

go back and stay there subhuman

Its a film review. You think the Arts critic is involved in editorial decisions of political coverage? KYS for real and save us the oxygen you're wasting.

Fucking YES!

Even the NYT has been taken.

Hail Trump! Hail our people! Hail victory!

Go back to Sup Forums faggot. It's the arts section & A.O. Scott has always been based.

>The great mystery of “Rogue One” — the big payoff, the thing people like me would be pilloried for divulging, the puzzle you will congratulate yourself for solving — is where it fits in with the rest of the “Star Wars” cycle. There are scattered hints early on, and later appearances by familiar characters that elicit chuckles of recognition from fans. The very last shot tells us exactly where we are, and why we should have cared about everything we just saw.

So the guy can't even tell from the Rebels and the Empire being featured, with the Death Star still undergoing construction, that it's set slightly before the time of the OT. Great. Some Star Wars fan.

not this time and not for mary sue's adventures pt 2 either

the problem is my decision won't make any difference

KOTOR would make a sweet movie or series. I assume these casting choices are bait.

Sup Forums = Sup Forums

How could we know it would be *worse* than the prequels? They were fucking abominations.
Lucasfilm got sold to Disney at the height of their Marvel powers - when they were putting shit out like Winter Soldier and you thought "oh, gee, well they sure do want to make money, but they also seem capable of doing that in different ways within the same universe."

Seemed a safe bet desu

Yeah! Go Trump! MAKE ART PRETENTIOUS AGAIN

I have nothing to apologize for, but I will. Thanks George for everything you've given us.

>The spoiler warning sent by the Disney empire

Main cast dies including Empowered White Female and Third World Browns led by Empowered White Female


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hurr durr if its produced by JEWlywood or isn't shot on old stock film on a sub-10million budget with an inscrutable script its GARBAGE!!!

how autistic are you really? have you had a professional administer a proper test? you really should.

But Disney owns both. Why would they kill off one branch of enormous merchandising?

I honestly don't know how to feel about him.

Like i know that in his heart he was trying to do the prequels right, but he wasn't talented enough to pull it off.
But at least he cared.

Notice how he tried to improve the sequels based on the input of the fans(less jar jar in episode 2 for example). He just kept fucking up in other ways :(.

Disney on the other hand are a bunch of soulless corporate suits that will suck star wars dry.

you = got banned from /pol

>a containment board for the dumbest schiz retards on Sup Forums and even they rejected you

If literally the only mystery worth solving in this film is where in the timeline its located, star wars fan or not, thats a bad fucking sign sempai

WHAT A DIFFERENCE AN ELECTION MAKES :^)

REMEMBER WHEN NYT SHILLED THEIR FUCKIN ASSES OFF FOR GHOSTBUSTERS

FEMINISM IS LITERALLY FINISHED, ALL THAT GURLPOWER PROPAGANDA READY TO RUN ON HILLARY'S COATTAILS COMPLETELY REKT LMAO

Get real, Lucas sold SW to the highest bidder. Money was the one and -only- criteria Lucas was looking for. He's always been a businessman first, artist second.

I doubt he's watched more than a few of Marve's cape flicks

Did somebody knew other bidders?.

Like did warner brothers tried to get in the action?.

>A Nolan directed Star wars film.
>Produced by Zack snyder.

They showed Vader and the Death Star, Mon Mothma, Star Deytroyers and classic Stormtroopers and AT-ATs in the fucking trailer.
That guy must've not watched a single one of them.

Like Warner Bros could match that money

WTF, I love cultural marxism now...

If they Empire is racist now you could at least churn out a story about how they stopped using Clones not because they were too expensive but because they were all brown guys.

There's never been any indication in the Star Wars films that the color of your skin matters at all. How could it when there's literal alien monsters walking around that are far easier targets of racism (fucking greedy hutts).

Why are you so butthurt?

Relax, kid. It's just humor.

I currently have 17 star wars thread filtered
Die in a house fire you inbred faggot

Fox should've just bought LucasFilm.
TFA already didn't feel like Star Wars because it lacked the drumroll and fanfare of 20th Century Fox before the main theme. They actually put it on all 3 OT soundtracks.

How is it a mystery when its the fucking synopsis for the film? Everyone should know this is a prequel because they marketed it that way.

Racism against whites is blatant in media.

the Empire is modeled after the fascistic parochialisms of Nazi Germany and the totalitarian Big Brother types of regimes

these don't have to be racist, only oppressive and fearful of countercultures, which is a hallmark of white supremacists, white supremacism, and most xenophobe cretins

you're reading things too literally as usual

Honestly how much fucking money does disney have?.

They literally bought the biggest franchises the money could buy in just a few years.
>Marvel U and Star wars.