Sup Forums PSA

hello Sup Forums, just a friendly reminder, if you:
>have listened to less than 4,000 albums
>don't play any instruments
>don't own any physical media
>can't read sheet music
>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
>have never been to a show
>are a virgin
then you do not belong here

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boo you stink

I'm not a virgin, but I don't get how that's related to Sup Forums, in fact most people here are virgin teenagers.
But I agree with the rest.

>have never been to a show
Oops looks like you have to leave, OP.

Hello Sup Forums, just a friendly reminder, if you:
>act like a fucking faggot who thinks he’s better than people because le I can hear keys
>and fucking post about it
Then you do not belong here

>bitter because there are people who are more musically inclined than you are
I bet you listen to hip hop every day

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>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
Is the only one. Nice try tho, shitposter.

... I was nodding my head like 'heck yea I bel- oh virgin.

>2018
>Reading sheet music

ITT: OP is a 40+ year old autistic music teacher that doesn't understand that music can still be performed and learned through unconventional means.

I usually don't take b8 but wow you're a faggot

check my trips

t."""guitarist""" who can only read tabs

i can change that

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Please god

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Prurient plz

don't you want to belong?

>have listened to less than 4,000 albums
>can't read sheet music

here's the disconnect. people that are actual musicians do not generally care about how much music they consume. they're more preoccupied with playing and creating than listening. not to say that they don't listen, just that being obsessive about music listening is more a characteristic of people that just listen to music as a major hobby than people that actually make music

It takes 5 minutes on the internet to figure how to read a music staff. I’ll never understand why people can’t figure this out.

Whole row 6

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/thread

if you've been at it for years the 4000 albums will just come naturally

sounds like someone's projecting!

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>are a virgin
>then you do not belong here
Imagine being this delusional about Sup Forums

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4000 albums equates to 11 years of listening to one new album every day (obviously it doesn't have to take that long if you average more than that). not everyone wants to mindlessly consume like that

>Life is Pain - Bloody melancholy

i've always felt like this was true but it can't be completely so

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>puts down people for their taste in music by making assumptions that could and were completely off

I mean artists who actually make it big probably try to focus more on their own shit and not blend into the popular sound (unless they want to) but still consume music on some casual level. But people who play casually probably have more time to consume and are maybe less concerned about being influenced.

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>Listening to music with clearly defined keys.
You don't belong here

most of us have grown up already. it's the posters in their late teens and early twenties that do not belong.

Quads plz

>Those damn young people!

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Sup Forums is ~15 years old. If you've been here less than 6 years you are a newfag, plain and sinple. the youngest you could possibly be assuming you started coming here at age 17 would be 24

this is correct

forever a newfag :,(

>if you use p2p and don't contribute gtfo

Because it's absolutely pointless unless you're making irrelevant low effort music

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Who the fuck knows if theyve listened to 4000 albums

>have listened to less than 4,000 albums
>wasting 166 days of your life listening to music when you won't remember even a tenth of them

>don't play any instruments
>you can't enjoy X if you don't know how to make X!!!!

>don't own any physical media
>giving record labels money
>not realizing physical is prone to damage, stealing, and manufacturing errors

>can't read sheet music
>implying all music is written in sheet music
>implying music theory matters for most music made after the 70s

>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
>thinking knowing what key a song is in isn't the least important thing to know about any song

>have never been to a show
>wasting money to see a popular band live in a crowded venue that's insanely overpriced
>wasting money to see an underground band live in a bar with 20 people

>are a virgin
>supposedly "listened" to over 4,00 albums
>knows music theory and think it is important
>post obvious bait threads in a music related board without even mentioning a mu-core album
I think we all know who's a virgin
go back to /classical/

>wasting 166 days of your life listening to music when you won't remember even a tenth of them
Holy fuck. I hate when people have listened to thousands of albums even though you know they listened to 75% of them just once, thought they were mediocre/forgettable, and moved on.

>reading sheet music
>not just playing the keys that sound like the notes of a song

Hurr durr I need paper! I need mah paper to play music! i have no ear training so i have to read mah paper!

Jute Gute get

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>taking bait literally

rollarino

>implying absolute pitch is "being more musically inclined" as opposed to a superpower that some people just randomly have without having to try very hard

Gimme some noise

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hrnnnnn

roll, better not be shit

mudafuckin roll

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Rollin

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Rolling

rollin for Faust

listened to two first songs already, that's a pretty easy listen compared to what other stuff there are in this list

Oh kek I already listened to 7x3. Fantastic record btw.

Reroll.

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yeet

based

hey Sup Forums, just a friendly reminder, if you:
>judge people on how extensive their music knowledge is instead of enabling them onto better things by welcoming them into this website
then you do not belong here

rolling for pig destroyer

why is that toshimaru nakamura album there it's basically easy listening compared to some of his other stuff

the only two that apply to me are:
>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
>are a virgin
and neither really affects my enoyment of music

GOING

Jk rolling

rollin

>if you are a virgin you don''t belong on any given Sup Forums board

false

tabs are superior though
youtube.com/watch?v=AGmb1oSv3IM

Rollerino

there's an easier way of filtering people by their age than questioning their sexual activity. Besides which the ultimate development of maturity is accepting the basic premises of antinatalist thought.

more like "If you are not a virgin" you don't belong on Sup Forums in general.

Oh, yeah?
Just try and kick me out, OP.
C'mon. I dare ya!

>have listened to less than 4,000 albums
check
>don't play any instruments
check
>don't own any physical media
nope
>can't read sheet music
check
>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
check
>have never been to a show
nope
>are a virgin
nope

rollin

music nerds are the worst people on earth, no exaggeration

>muh superior music taste
doesn't make up for your total lack of personality or accomplishments

rolle

so what do you blame for your total lack of personality or accomplishments on then?

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hello Sup Forums, just a friendly reminder, if you

>enjoy music

then you belong here

t.friendless music nerd

>can't immediately tell what key a song is played in when listening
This is the only one that applies to me, once I could around when I was in college, but I rarely do anything with music besides listen casually.

I personally have listened to over that number, but I've probably been listening to albums significantly longer than many people on Sup Forums have. Although that is more about the age gap, and I don't think people should just be about listening to as much new stuff as possible. You should listen to a new album and sit with it for a little bit to truly appreciate.

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Rolling again because I finished listening.

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rlol XD