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stop making OPs

>zefram cochrane a mongy leftoid

shame

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettoes

nobody post

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nyet

was this really worth wasting half of your monthly internet allowance on uploading

>95% white in the centre

imagine the smell of it

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any handholdless lads in?

a lot of celebrities are right wing, can't express their views because their career will end instantly

Listening to basshunter

ah yes the USSR was so great wasn't it

>90% white in the centre on workdays

might go for a swing

scotland will be majority tory by the next GE unless they get rid of sturgeon and salmond

no x

english or swedish?

new

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silly bradleyposters
would prefer it if you didn't remind me of this

the numbers don't lie.

man i love girls so much wish they even slightly liked me :(

dont get it

Disgusting!!! Where's the diversity, the burkas, the mosques, the acid victims???

Only the mentally ill would want to live there, I pity you

me x

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Snogged a lass a few times last night, pretty cool feels better.

hope janny fucks you up x

what's to like?

tfw part of the 27%

you're fucking pathetic, stop making these boring editions of these absolute nobodies you pass using little freak

so, did /brit/ ruin a marriage?

heheehehe

Bradleyposting is great

once held two girls' hands AT ONCE

take that you fucking virginoids

first tweet is fake la'

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Triple cheeseburger ah yes very impressive indeed

how much was it

here

don't understand how there's different stages 2bh, if you have held hands or kissed a girl you aren't anywhere near autistic enough to be a virgin

the utter state of you, i can put my arm around 4 girls waists by stretching my arms out

fucking hate loud normals

the room

utterly rank
only good burgers are chicken and turkey

double quarter pounders are beauts simple beauts more beaut than a sweet old fruit
do they have them in englando yet

Kissed girls and had the chance to have sex but it just never actually happened due to circumstances

*gets the deano tat*

even eating a small burger from mcdonalds hurts my jaw haha this one might make me like ebert should i ever get me hands on it hahahaha

would your willy not get hard?

anyone else gonna do a cheeky download of this?

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are you the lad who goes to the gay boutique in brixton

they're like animals sometimes, like a troop of hysterical chimps when alcohol is involved

thisistimbyrnepostingfrommyrentedflatinhighwycombe

sometimes people post about how they kissed a girl but couldn't get it up when the time came to shag her, so they're still virgins. but i agree that this is already FONT-tier, they could just try again, take a sneaky viagra and succeed

you need more practice at dicksucking tbqh
thatll give ya a strong jaw

oui

angrily said "fuck off" to my screen in reaction to a stupid post on reddit

state of me

>handholdless
literally how does this happen
kissless i can understand but how have you never held a girls hand even once
even a drunk one

have a roll and egg and a coffee

breakfast is served

i wouldn't care so much if it weren't out in the open street
one screaming and one idling in a car playing chavbeat full blast

what's the matter with you

eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yeah haha but was on a lot of drugs at the time

dogs are fucking retarded creatures

post hair :3

go fuck yourself
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Fascinating how multiculturalism works for all but discolored folk and sandniggers.

yeah yeah great post now fuck off back to facebook you normie twat

>Islamically, there's an emphasis on enjoying physical relationships
>Islamically
ah yes let's just make up words very good little miss writer

What age do you abandon ever getting a gf and turn yourself gay?

oh no you di'ent, i'll have you know that i WILL be informing tim of this post x

How to find a lad to let me suck off?

>the ONE white London poster
>gay leftist who goes to Pride parades, has gay sex publicly in front of children and vandalised walls

rack off widdler
tell me how you could ahve made it to the legal posting age without ever holding a female humans hand
how did you cross the road with your mum when you was little

my baldurs gate 2 party is extremely powerful

do it. i dare you.

i have had sex with a decent of number men and i dont think ive ever held a guys hand until *after* we had sex haha
seems a weird thing to do

~*mood*~

go to a gay bar and chat one up

east-asians settle really well in whichever country they immigrate to

I
said
fuck
off
back
to
facebook

so FUCK OFF
didn't read a word of your miserable little post btw

>Come in for tea please
>I know about the DPD and what you're doing with them
>You're not going to clown me about anymore sunshine, I'm putting you out of business

what? if you are socially inept, you are going to be handholdless. why the fuck would you think holding hands but not kissing is an actual state someone has been in? very strange post and mentality. you are either inept, in which case you struggle with ALL cases with women, or you aren't in which case you wouldnt have a problem with any stage or base with women

fucking weirdo aussie cunt, kill yourself you petrol sniffing cunt

sick of seeing niggers and pakis, it's appalling, they don't belong here

Do you think you're beeeetter off aloooone

Mum's and siblings don't count obviously.
It's easy to go your entire life without holding a girls hand if you never had the chance to befriend the elusive niggers of gender known as females.

utter state of you

move to seale with the rest of the /brit/ lads

*throws you down a well and shoots you*

sick of seeing white english people, it's appalling, they don't belong here

I've literally never been friends or acquaintances with a girl in my teen or adult years. This teen bar-hopping club culture doesn't exist in Yankland either (99% of you brits act as if pulling is effortless when alcohol is involved and all live in urban areas).

business idea: nuke Seale

they dont seem to wana be here either. not sure why they dont just fuck off

hmm, the gay dentist made a comment on my strong jaw once. what did he mean by this

hopefully baby scanning will become so advanced that you'll be able to see how likely it is that your baby will end up straight or gay

then you'll be able to abort gay babies en masse

sad

>white British in London 2001: 59.79%
>white British in London 2011: 44.89%

fucking hell

dont think my posts are the miserable ones here you sack of spuds

dont give a shit you fruity nonce

>fucking weirdo aussie cunt, kill yourself you petrol sniffing cunt
im not the one whos never touched a girl

what about rollercoasters
never copped a feel of a silky palm as you go down a rollercoaster track?

There aren't any gay bars in my village of Seale