Is 2017 the end of Channel Awesome?

With Doug's team producing shit like this: youtube.com/watch?v=XvzSP4fmlUk&t=27s Are we finally going to see the end of this crazy ride?

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is this a tranny?

Wow I had no idea they were desperate enough to hire tranny chris chan

CA is a fucking Mess, how did Latza lose out to this tranny nigger bastard. Also we got Eggkara on Cytube running come join us!

We are watching the newest Best of the Worst, get in here

>le eggkara is good meme xD
if there's anything more pathetic than being one of these CA fucks is obsessing over them like you faggots do
kys

Everyone at CA is a tranny.

Bruh, have you even read our fanfic?

Nostalgia Wolf Chapter 1 (by Matt); pastebin.com/T4HzF2Xm

Nostalgia Wolf Chapter 2 (by Smeg); pastebin.com/f11jFByb

Adios Pendejos (Nostalgia Wolf spin-off by Smokekaka); pastebin.com/fRCiTN7p

Nostalgia Wolf Chapter 3: Guns of the Autistic (by Boros); pastebin.com/fBMYbdPV

2000 Miles to Freedom (Nostalgia Wolf spin-off by Matt): pastebin.com/x8SmSype

They died years ago.
What we're seeing is the life support slowly failing

In 3 years Douge and the crumbling remains will get together for one last production, a shimmering circle will appear with a man in a yellow cap witnessing the future and in his horror return to the past to eat that shotgun in the bathroom

Who's this guy? He looks like a child molester. They should drop him and pick up Latza.

I'm not watching this but let me guess how it goes
>Trump is evil
>No one goes to the Hall of Presidents anyway so it's not like kids will hear his bigotry
>Besides he'll look really stupid lol XD

Also who the hell reviews amusement parks? How do you do that anyway besides "it was fun but the line was super long" or "ehh it was stupid"

pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=pXP97f4s9d8
> They're still milking out the anniversary movies FIVE FUCKING YEARS LATER

Doug's reviews progress toward sketch comedy with his black-friend & 3rd girl he found on craig'slist. Tamera's never seen is the only consistently joyful thing they produce.

I don't know Linkara outside of Fat Grandma segments, but was horrified his channel consists of reading comic books aloud on camera.

Lindsay & her friends formed their own Channel Awesome called Chez Apocalypse, which has 404'd for at least a year, realizing with Youtube you don't really need a seperate website dedicated to the channel. She & Todd in the Shadows broke up about 2 years ago & she currently dates a lawyer.

Spoony made some rape jokes that made everybody mad & he got kicked. But since he apologized so he's friends with everyone again.

Lupa & Phelous moved in together & left channel awesome once they found out how much Doug's brother was stealing form their content creators. Phelous & Lupa have since broken up but are still roommates. Lupa & Cinemasnob are currently dating, as stated in their Sing review, to their horror when they realize that movie was technically their first date.

CA just seems redundant now. It could disappear tomorrow and doug could still do his NC stuff as he is now and it wouldn't make any difference

He's one of the very few human beings whose hairstyle is even worse than Trumps, he has no self awareness if he's going to be criticizing his appearance.

Why is Familiar Faces the only sane one of the group? Is it because of his WG fetish?

that is the ugliest group of people i have ever seen

also off-topic

So who kills himself first? Spoony or TrannyOtaku?

>Jesu is now a guy

Doug is in the worst hell a human can be in

Being married to an extremely rich wife who is about to croak from a heart attack at any minute?
Doesen't sound so bad

Tran.
History of burning bridges combined with now being in the number 1 group most likely to commit Hari Krishna.
Spoony may beat it to the punch if he's been going full retard with his spending for the last year or so

Holy shit. I thought Boldly Flee was the end of that garbage.

His fat wife is rich? Redpill me on Douge's wife fampai.

What the fuck happened to Nostlagia Chick? I know she was an SJW but she's gone full-on special snowflake complete with bad makeup, "le unique" haircut and problematic glasses.

She didn't have the fanbase to justify jumping ship, and she couldn't manufacture enough controversy to get the Anita $ she was hoping for.

Her and Cuck in the Shadows threw a bitchfit during gamergate hoping for something to happen to them that could bring to the media and paint themselves victims over, but everyone pretty much said "yeah that's just Lindsay being Lindsay." She will be stuck with CA until it crashes and burns.

Mister Metokur keeps promising that he has a lulzy video about Channel Awesome coming but it's been "in the works" for several years and still no sign of it coming. Channel Awesome will probably be gone by the time the video goes up, if it ever does.

He's probably waiting for them to fall apart to make it more topical.

While its annoying that he's almost as bad as old Spoony with video releases, I can't blame the guy for thinking the collapse is happening any time now.

What could Mister Metokur/ Internet Aristocrat/ Jim have that we don't know already? He wasn't an insider so unless he has a deep cover mole feeding him info from the inside it'll probably be just a summary/ retrospective of all the sites problems and fuck ups

It's kind of bittersweet for me because I really liked TGWTG when I was in college but none of these people ever moved on to anything better. They ran out of material and eventually it just got tiring, and all the behind the scenes drama that didn't stay behind the scenes kept tainting their image to me.

Eventually I just kind of outgrew them and expected them to disappear, but they never did. Ironically the one person who sort of escaped that hellhole is Angry Joe because his own channel got big enough that he doesn't need CA. Even if you don't like him, his channel is not marching towards irrelevancy the way CA is.

When CA finally dies for me it will at least be closure. That's one the last things from my college years that I've outgrown that is still around as a shambling shell of its former self, kind of like Cracked.

IIRC, he claims to know an insider, but for all we know he's just been sifting through Sup Forums detective work/shitposting and putting in some legwork to see if any of it's accurate.
After all, the Linkara goldmine proved that these people are genuinely dumb enough to leave blatant trails behind them.

Haven't seen most of CA peeps, but I would still fuck Jesse or whatever she/he goes by now.

She's fat and her family's rich
There, you're all caught up

That was from an episode about Captain America.

That makes a bit more sense then. Even so, she's still insufferably annoying with all the social justice shit.

The fact that she tried cozying up with Anita proves she's a terrible person.

Politics aside, she's a shameless con artist that doesn't even try to hide it. Ignoring that because of her tribalism is a worse indictment of her character than anything she could possibly say.

I heard that the Eggkara stream plans to do a documentary as well, but are waiting on at least one or two more major drama events aka another suicide and maybe spoony losing his house.

Don't forget the whole prosperously getting pregnant just to get an abortion to make a 27 min long documentary even pro choice people feel that it is messed up. I wonder who the father was?

I can't help but wonder if she has sociopathic tendencies. A lot of "geeky" people are on the autism spectrum and it would explain why she admires Anita Sarkeesian and has no problem getting pregnant and aborting her own baby for a school project.

How much money would it take for you to ass fuck all 8 of these people in a row?

Lowest I would go is 100k.

>Lupa & Phelous moved in together & left channel awesome once they found out how much Doug's brother was stealing form their content creators. Phelous & Lupa have since broken up but are still roommates. Lupa & Cinemasnob are currently dating, as stated in their Sing review, to their horror when they realize that movie was technically their first date.

Phelous lives in Canada

He visits Lupa every few months because they live in separate countries (take of that what you will)

Brad was taking about his new car when he said "it was their date movie" because it was the first time he had filmed a midnight movie review in said new car, hence why he was talking to an empty back seat when he said that

Everything else you said is half truths except that the Chez Apocowhatever website has been down for like a year and nobody gave a fuck

>Sup Forums bullied latza into avoiding a horrible fate of eceleb autism

I'm amazed no-one committed suicide or had some other kind of personal catastrophe after the election. They were all having meltdowns on social media which was amusing to watch, but it's not like Lindsay got caught spray painting a spastika on a synagogue or anything like that.

>also off-topic

It literally isn't.

He better share some of those Disney shekels with me or I'm sending his bosses the Sand Niggas video. No one gets to make it unless I get a cut.

Hey I remember that guy.
Haven't seen his videos in years, I wonder what he's up to.

The last time anyone saw him he said he was going to go paint his bathroom.

I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds.

Still shilling for youtube """'"celebs""""" in 2016. Yoo hoo, 2005 called. They want their unfunny shtick back.

Keep talking shit I will make you cum in my pussy you faggot.

holy fuck I forgot these outcasts even existed

last thing I remember is that begging prick sean fausz having a stroke. surprised he's not dead yet, but I guess he hasn't reached critical mass

Sounds like he needs a good helicopter ride

>stroke

wasn't it a heart attack? Or did the stroke happen after?

why not both, user
looked him up on twitter, in between shilling a coffee shop and announcing live streams, all he talks about is food and wwe

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Everyone remember this cringe lost to time?

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good times

Free

Jesus christ this guy is the most obnoxious son of a bitch I've ever heard of

Both will go JewWario mode.

She might also go JewWario mode.

We need one of these fucks to kill themselves to jumpstart the threads again. Since Latza got a real job (YOU'RE WELCOME) and Spoony went radio silent there hasn't been shit to talk about. A nice suicide would get the ball rolling on Chapter 3.

>tfw Brad got another gf and this one is actually hot and doesn't have tumblr hair or any other warning markers

He just might make it.

I like the chubby girl in the sketches.

I'm looking forward to 8 years of salt.

Holy FUCK.

Someone post the image of user telling all the stories about Channel Awesome

>tfw he will never join RLM and replace Josh

why even live bros

She's not chubby anymore

I hope Brad and Lupa work out. I just want Brad to be happy. I like most of his shit.

or that. whatever. I like Lupa too, but poor Brad has had some shitty times these past few years. Plus that whole video about being comitted after a suicide attempt came out around the time I was at a low and wondering if I would end up like that.

He's friends with Iron Liz, that's probably it

What happened to the Black Chick in Kickassia?

She's qt. Brad's previous ones have been shit

The irony about people like him and Boogie is that they must have truly amazing genetics to even be able to survive the punishment they put their bodies through.
Boogie has even lived for over a year with his leg slowly rotting, for fucks sake.

>Lupa dumped the most stable person on CA for someone as unstable as Brad

Didn't know this happened. Haven't kept up with Brad since he's kind of become a real cunt recently.

>Boogie has even lived for over a year with his leg slowly rotting

wat

It didn't happen. See

Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with these people.

I've ignored these threads for not being actual Sup Forums and the day I finally decide I'm bored enough to check in, it's like turning over a goddamn rock and finding Sonichu at the same time.

Just going out on a limb here but-is "Brad" one of the least awful ones or most?

Jesus Christ, what a fag.

>tfw can start asking this every thread like I used to be able to back in 2011 when he was really starting to lose it

So did Spoony kill himself yet?

He's great, people here (the autistic ones who hate people that disagree with them, remind you of anyone? Protip it's SJW behavior just on the other end of the spectrum) are pretty mad at him right now because he's against our guy Trump, but they'll get over it.

You yourself are a colossal faggot if you unironically like this freak.

Way to prove me right, faggot.

Hopefully it will be the end of you fags making threads about your favorite internet non-celebrities.

Aight, I'll take your word for it. Just trying to grasp how ridiculous the rest of these jokers are by going over old threads.

Friendly reminder that Dougie achieved success on old Youtube with his 5 second movies and impression videos

He managed to do score a commercial gig for PBS!

youtube.com/watch?v=UUhTevBnqbE

His momentum for mainstream success died once he began his Nostalgia Critic show

It'll happen sooner or later, even his most rabid, dick-sucking fans are pulling out from his Patreon. He'll be below $1000 a month before too long.

Tried to jump ship from Nerd/geek fanbase to MUH WOMEN OPRESSION during the whole 2014 Anita fad. Unfortunately for her, everyone got bored with that and moved on to the next virtue signalling fad and she got left behind.

linetrap?

Who's your main?

It was her and Todd's black bull's baby.

They're Sup Forums related, bitch. You can cry an ocean of salty tears but we'll still be making these threads while we float on the waves of your whining. Deal with it.

Apollo Z Hack with his super cuck powers witnessing Lupa (his girlfriend at the time) give a handyjob to Phealous.

not as cringy as the villian shuffle.

>caring this much about a yt gf

fuck you guys are more gossipy than the girls at my school kek

>used Jew Wario's finisher and I instantly lost
What the fuck, is this a bug?

fuck his gf has big eyes

and a lot of fur.is that legal?

What the fuck are you talking about? Also go be underage somewhere else you little jizzstain.

Talk smack about Lloyd to my face and not online see what happens.

kek someones triggered. Maybe grow up and not sperg out if you gonna complain abouts others being underage, faggot.