>be American
>get shot
Be American
Jayden Smith
Kevin Harris
>be a potato
>famine
Nathan Lewis
>be irish
>nobody cares
Gavin Flores
what have they done to the undercut
Brody Carter
>Be irish
>Emigrate to America because potato
>Get shot
Tyler Nguyen
He looks like a pineapple
Zachary Jenkins
>be an island in an ocean filled with fish
>starve because potatoes die
>potatoes aren't even native to Ireland
WTF were you eating before they brought potatoes from Peru and why couldn't you eat it now?
Brayden Rogers
>applaud
Lucas Price
>be potatonigger
>starve to death
Isaac Torres
>WTF were you eating before they brought potatoes from Peru
Really makes you think...
Jonathan Russell
britain owned all the land and fishing rights.
Leo Collins
>be irish
>dying from potatos
>go to US to avoid potato death
>shoot people because white nigger
>leave US and go back to potato land to not get shot back
>get shanked by Shamus with a broken bottle
>post on Sup Forums about America with a smug niggardly look
Nathaniel Turner
10/10
Ethan Martinez
>be American
>get bantered at
>call the police
Xavier Parker
>Be Irish
>Get car bombed by other Irish
Angel Cruz
>be Irish
>can't handle British banter
>act like rebellious 14 y.o girls all of history
Dylan Young
>Be American
>Get overly defensive every time
Luke James
>2016
>Has the entirety of human knowledge at his fingertips
>Not realizing that the homicides-per-guns ratio in the US is far lower than it is in western Europe
Carter Ross
>be British
>pick on dumb Irish white niggers
>try to do the same to colonies
>get BTFO so hard you're now owned by said colonies
Evan Jones
>WTF were you eating before they brought potatoes from Peru and why couldn't you eat it now?
they ate the legendary irish potato, which was native to the island, they over ate it into extinction
irish people claimed it was absolutely delicious, other people said it tasted like shit
after it went extinct the irish were forced to eat other foods such as meat and bread until a new potato species was introduced
Alexander Mitchell
>have a crapload of guns
>use it to lower homicides-per-gun ratio
>get shot
Christopher Powell
>Be Mexican
>Get decapitated and dissolved in a vat of acid.
Juan Bell
>be British
>have muslim mayor
>ban "unrealistic" body signs
Ethan Allen
>be American
>shoot niggers
Brody Gomez
>Says more guns = more murders
>Says more guns != more murders
Hunter Harris
...
Brayden Gonzalez
This wasn't an attack on America, it was an attack on fags in America