ALT-RIGHT KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
ALT-RIGHT KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Adam Gutierrez
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Brayden Williams
fuck off alt right!
Asher Diaz
Waiting for Armond's review.
Caleb Stewart
...
Bentley Gutierrez
This pic game my browser AIDS
Matthew Mitchell
>Average rating 7.5
No one going on suicide watch because the movie was rated average
Tyler Diaz
how much of this guy is in it
Christopher Long
>tomatometer increases
>average rating decreases
Kayden Reed
I fucking hate white people
Brody Lee
You must be 18 or older to post here
Kill yourself kid
Camden Edwards
>certified fresh already
but there's no shilling, no sir!
Jordan Lewis
Reminds me of what happened w. Antman.
First reviews come in -- mostly negative. It dips into the 80's... 70's... 60's....
Right before it goes into actual Rotten range, suddenly, the influx of positive reviews comes in and bumps it up to an 80.
Classic Disney....
Robert Mitchell
White men were a mistake.
Jacob Sanchez
>certified fresh already
okay, someone who actually knows please answer this. what is RT's "criteria" for movies hitting certified?
it just seems like they gave Rogue 1 certified fresh much too quickly?
Joshua Robinson
>7.5 average rating
Joshua Brooks
Two questions:
1. Is Sheev in it?
2. Do we get to see the diversity squad massacred at the end?
This determines whether I watch it.
Asher Nelson
Remember when Ghostbusters was certified fresh?
Adrian Brooks
No one on the "alt-right" thought this would garner negative reviews considering professional movie reviewers are overwhelmingly leftist.
You're an idiot.
Cooper Davis
this ťbh fām
Levi Russell
That's fairly low starting out. RT ratings never go up, they only go down.
Aaron Price
over 100 reviews I think with a 70+ score
Henry Rodriguez
So what are you doing here, junior?
James Walker
...
Connor Myers
0
Bentley Ward
>RT ratings never go up
They do when they are paid for.
Michael Brown
HAHAHA TRIGGERED NEO NAZI GET TRIGGERED I FUCKIN TRIGGERED YOU WE WON THIS ONE!
Michael Fisher
DRUMPF BTFO!
Juan Powell
No it's usually the initial reviews that are paid for, that's why its high when it comes out
After the movie is out and the flood of bloggers and small newspaper pick it up it usually goes down for all movies since they obviously can't pay everyone and there will be contrarians out there who will shit on it.
Jace Fisher
L TO THE FUCKIN L BITCH THAT SCORE KEEPS GOING UP UP UP
BETTER WATCH BvS AND CALL SUICIDE HOTLINE BECAUSE YOUR STUPID OPINIONS LOST
Hunter Reed
who cares? Disney Wars is shit and those fanboys don't know the taste even when Disney puts a turd in their mouth
Joshua Clark
...
Blake James
I don't know, but
1. Probably not
2. I hope so
Evan Ward
Sometimes this isn't the case. Look at Antman -- it was almost rotten before the shilling reviews came in.
Ryan James
Only review you need is A.O. Scott's from the Times.
Its bad, not because muh female lead, muh disney kikes etc. but because the dialogue is god awful, the stakes are low and the plot of the adventure is boring.
Scott literally literally uses the word "shilling" when talking about Disney in the first paragraph.
Evan Stewart
That's because Disney told them to "join us on the journey" or some nauseating shit.
Eli Campbell
yeah, when trying to make their ban of posting spoilers in any review coming out of a screening sound "fun"
Grayson Morgan
The people saying it was bad had already mostly written their review before the movie came out. That's why it didn't take them as long to write their review. The ones who gave it a fair decent score took longer to write their well-though out review and that's why why the score went down and then back up again.
Grayson Brown
>these mental gymnastics
Henry Stewart
...
Jose Ward
>Disney is literally the Empire irl
Really makes one ponder
Ayden Ramirez
Why do these rating mean anything?
Nobody has seen it. What are people even rating? The trailers and media hype?
Alexander Howard
Well I dont know the full extent of what they """asked""" of reviewers at these screenings, but that line alone carries a pretty clear implication: you either join us (Disney) on this journey, or you dont.
Now the New York Times can just ignore this shit because they'll never get their screening privileges revoked but some local yokel paper or blogger knows they'd better tow the line if they still access.
Its a lot cheaper for Disney to do this than it is to outright pay reviewers.
Jaxon Moore
>average rating
>7.5
I was hoping it would be good but it got a lower score than TFA and that movie was bad.
Mason Morris
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
Austin Hughes
I'm sure this movie will make tons of money but will it be an enduring entry into the Star Wars Saga? Or just another flash in pan that everybody will forget in a few years?
Benjamin Parker
that's pretty good
i think ppl were gonna go see this anyway despite reviews good or bad
Gavin Brown
People should use metacritic
its the better aggregator
Anthony Jackson
The world premier was 4 days ago
Cooper Lewis
>Rotten Tomatoes is the only barometer and totally not shilled up the ass
Nicholas Bennett
>‘Rogue One’: Exhausted, demoralized and no fun
Wait, so the movie might be good then?
sfgate.com
How the fuck do you give a movie a bad rating because it's not fun enough?
Blake Rodriguez
Or you know, like, not care about what other people say about stupid movies churned out of Hollywood like laffy taffy at the Willy Wonka factory
Chase Ortiz
>tfw got an AMC gift card the other day
Should I waste it on this movie?
John Young
This.
Major papers either were always in cahoots w. Disney or are too big to give a shit. It's the small bloggers, YouTube reviewers, online reviews for sites like HitFix, The Wrap, etc. that are most easily swayed and convinced to tow the line.
Though considering the majority of them are massive Disney/comic book geeks it probably doesn't take much. Perhaps just a little reminder in the 'spoiler' section like Scott said + a few action figures.
Charles Cooper
RT is more polarizing and makes for better trollbait on Sup Forums
obviously MC is a better aggregator, on account of not using the idiotic positive/negative ratio as the metric
Ryan Nguyen
>7.5
>average
pick one
Sebastian Ramirez
60+
Aiden Long
>7.5
>for a Disney-produced film
In reality it's probably closer to 6.5 or 6 avg. rating.
Caleb Hall
This. Women crave the bbc. White boys belong in the shed.
Kevin Sanchez
7.5 on RT is 75 on Metacritic. Is MC Disney paid too?
Hunter Long
No. Go see Arrival.
Sebastian Anderson
No.... but it wouldn't surprise me to find out that the critics Metacritic uses for their aggregate are.
Lincoln Bennett
Top critics of RT
Jace Butler
>Alt-right dweebs upset by people enjoying a space movie with laser guns and wizards because it has a girl in it
Is there any group more easily butthurt and trolled than the alt-right now? SJW BTFO
Brandon Walker
Yeah, the anti-alt right (you)
Nathan Perez
How so? I don't care about your temper tantrums. Looks like a good flick, I will enjoy it. Already got tickets for IMAX on Friday.
u mad breh?
Eli Brown
Not really, you seem desperate and triggered tho
Luke Scott
alright then!
Who else is pumped for a new Star Wars movie in just two days fuck yeah!!
Samuel Foster
So Jewyork Times writes a bad review about a movie Trumpfags don't like and suddenly they're the most important reviewer ever?
Gabriel Myers
>no muslims are the real monsters I just like to celebrate the violent murders of people I supposedly want to defend
man ya'll could at least afford to be subtle about your sadism
Ayden Rodriguez
So Jewyork Times isn't relevant anymore because they gave your favorite movie a bad review?
James Walker
Because Drumpfkins are shilling their political agenda
Michael Ramirez
>your favorite movie a bad review
I haven't even watched the movie, I'm just pointing out how you faggots shit on liberal media all the time but the moment they seem to write something that agrees with your views you can't stop shilling them.
Aaron Anderson
Why are ye mouseketeers getting so butthurt over people not liking yer movie
Isaiah Butler
I think the point is that even liberal media can't defend the movie.
Carter Brooks
Everyone likes Star Wars familam. Lack of popularity isn't really a problem for the Star Wars franchise.
Easton Perry
>Everyone likes Star Wars familam.
b8
Cameron Flores
>Even the librul media can't defend this movie about spaceships and space wizards, my infantile political viewpoints have totally been validated!
Justin Reed
Does Vader have an action scene?
Landon Turner
at least 75% with 80 reviews
Jackson Ross
Why do liberals always project?
Eli Turner
>Liking BvS
KY
James Adams
time for what
Nathaniel Sanchez
everyone looks things up on wikipedia, but doesnt use MC like they do. It baffles me
Ethan Wilson
That comeback doesn't even make sense. Did someone say it to you once and now you just say it because you think it sounds clever? Do you even know what it means? Maybe google it man.
John Carter
1: No.
2: Yes.
Elijah Anderson
65 on metacritic lmao.
Samuel Morris
It dropped to 65. Give it another day or two to stop adjusting
James Moore
why do you care so much? You do realize it's an outer space movie with laser guns right?
Dominic Ramirez
>how do you criticize a piece of entertainment for not being entertaining
Jace Anderson
>substitute one shitty alien meme movie for another
Brilliant
Charles Morales
And every vote must be counted before they call a state's electorals, too, right?
Adam Brooks
why?
Josiah Sanchez
The negative reviews have been interesting.
cbr.com
thewrap.com
newyorker.com
nytimes.com
sfgate.com
philly.com
miamiherald.com
villagevoice.com
time.com
All except the top link are "top critics", and the top link is a comic book site you'd have expected to eat this up. What's very interesting is it's being panned by the likes of the New York Times. Disney not paying out for reviews like they used to?
What, you mean "Drumpfkins" like the New York Times or the San Francisco Chronicle? Get the fuck out of here /leftypol/r/communism, go back to huffing paint fumes and masturbating over anarcho-communism.
Nathan Martinez
Do people unironically get upset when movies feature black people or women?
Jason Roberts
Define "people"
Nolan Nguyen
Yes, are you new to the Internet or something?
Elijah Ortiz
Quit trying to make this a thing
Carson Perry
I don't, in fact some of my favourite films have had majority black/and or female casts.
What does get on my nerves, and I suspect most other people's here, is the white noise and intentionality surrounding these decisions in more recent times.
>Star Wars gets female leads across the board
>The Disney-approved glorified-blogosphere goes into overdrive with "RIGHT WING MISOGYNERDS BTFO", "IKCY BOYS WE'RE TAKING YOUR TOYS (what's a Star War?)", "YAAASSSSSS QUEEN SLAY", etc
>Some capeshit character gets racebent, "A VICTORY OVER THE OPPRESSIVE WHITE PATRIARCHY", "WE IRON MAN NOW", "WHITE CHILDREN DON'T DESERVE ROLE MODELS", "KILL ALL WHITE MEN", etc
Isaac Bell
No. I get upset when they're not in it due to artistic merit, because the writer wanted a rainbow of ethnicities, sexualities, genders, physical and mental spectrums rather than doing it to go "SEE? SEE? WE'RE NOT RACIST". Even the fucking BBC had an article on the 10 O Clock news going "LOOK HOW DIVERSE IT IS. IF IT SUCEEDS IT WILL MAKE THE DIVERSITY OF HOLLYWOOD GO FASTAH!" I shit you not.
I want good characters. Good cinematography. Good set design. Good music. Good sound. Good pacing. Good stories.
I don't want shit everything, but by fuck we have every colour under the sun so it's good or YOU'RE A SEXIST RACIST CISHITLORD SCUM PISSBABY.
I just want good films. But these films have a clear agenda. Had the narrative not been about such things in the media, I'd have given it a go, but the media is obsessed with picking up X and Y and running with it.
I'm not even sure what Rogue One is about. Something to do with the side-story between ANH and RotJ or ESB and ANH? Or what?
Parker Powell
to die as a domestic terrorist bc your presidential candidate didn't get elected apparently