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i'm never gonna try to show anyone Brazil ever again

My fucking friend does this. He is busy on his phone. Then when we watch something he wants to watch he doesnt use his phone at all

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I have blacklisted a few of my friends from movie-watching with me for this exact reason.

I'm so fucking glad I don't have a smart phone. What's it like to be engrossed all the time?

Why are you watching your friend instead of paying attention to the movie?

I learned the hard way not to do that. I had people falling asleep watching Airplane with me. Also Fargo.

Hurt my feelings. Now I never recommend.

Fuck dat shyt.

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>friend

I will cut to the chase with this review: This film touched me. Deeply.
From the opening credits, I wept openly, not only because I was reminded of my own childhood, but also seeing my little adopted son laughing at Junior's antics reminded me of the strength of the human spirit. Watching Junior team up with the adorable little Trixie, portrayed flawlessly by Ivyann Schwan (I am extremely excited to see her latest work...her only work since 1994 (sad to say), Solitaire, which is due for release in 2007), serves as a clear cut example of the ability for humankind to put aside its differences and work together to solve the problems which face us all in today's modern society. In these trying times, Post September the 11th, Problem Child II is really a film which Americans can rally behind. Even though it was made approximately 10 years prior to the tragic events which none of us will ever forget, its wisdom has become even more potent. Do not bother renting this movie. Buy this movie. Buy this movie and then write Imagine Entertainment and ask them for Problem Child 3...Prosper on sons

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this is why i watch stuff alone

>not telling them straight up front that this film you are about to see is an experience and there will be no phone use throughout its viewing

>walk down street
>women walks to other side of road rather than walk by you

>When you're having 1 on 1 dinner with someone and they just use their smartphone the whole time

why

t. Black person

Because you're fucking boring.

>cancer
kek

>watching reservoir dogs with some people
>one guy has his laptop out
>starts blasting tinny, shitty music from his laptop the moment the movie starts
>gets confused when others ask him to turn it off

I get if you think the movie is boring and just want to troll people but he couldn't understand why it would possibly be a problem

My fucking gf is like this when we watch tv. Always on snapchatting or Instagram while the show is on. I've given up having Netflix nights with her. She totally ignores genre shows like Daredevil and Stranger Things regardless if they are actually good. Other girls like those shows, why can't I be dicking them instead? Oh if it has a feminist or hipster angle like Girls, OITNB or Easy she'll drop her phone and be engrossed in it. But everything else she gets ADD for. Once Mr. Robot got weirder she gave up too easily and stopped watching with it with me.

Last week I tried getting into Black Mirror and she was mildly interested in the Jon Hamm episode but then she went straight back to her phone. I lost it on her and told her after sex I'm going home to watch Netflix by myself. She's begged me to stay later and watch tv this week with her but I'm tired of her shit.

Shit that never happened: The post.

i like 1 and 2

Oh ok. I guess because you don't have a gf no one else does. Genius.

lel you fucked that one up. Also your gf doesn't exist. Mine actually does.

i try my best not to act like or think of myself as some sort of movie snob, but id give both fucking nuts if everyone in my family barring save for my dad had the attention span for something that wasnt soap operas, shitty abc family dramas or some other hollywood tripe

know my mom would love Life Aquatic to death if she'd fucking not pick up her phone not even 2 minutes into the movie asking why theyre speaking another language

both your gfs are snapchatting me :^)

Both your dads are snapchatting me. :^)

>try to show Neon Demon to family on thanksgiving
>20 minutes in dad calls me a pathetic faggot
>whole family laughs
>they put on football for the rest of the day

Dude, the Matrix is considered a total mindfuck for normies, why would you even try?

>buddy and his girlfriend come over
>I put on Eastern Promises, one of my favorites
>he gets grossed out by the neck slit scene at the beginning
>falls asleep
>she watches the whole thing and likes it

Strange things.

>Sneak off and have a quickie while he's sleeping

That's how that story should have ended.

>I lost it on her and told her after sex I'm going home to watch Netflix by myself.

Ill watch Brazil with you user.

> Friends don't find the magic in Dogville

>Put on Ben-Hur
>My sister thinks it's complete shit, but my mum loves it

This is usually the case in my family, my siblings are complete plebs while my parents are more open.

Such a good movie and people that don't understand it are missing out.

ugh, I had the same experience

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>watching a movie for first time
>say first time watching it
>they come into the room when something happens
>what happened?
>mfw

Is it that hard to watch a movie in silence?

"like what I like"

"no"

>autist rages

Its worse when I watch Anime on the living room tv when I go home for Christmas

When I was a kid this one time my bitch teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom during her lecture so I just shat myself and it stank so bad the smell was being recirculated through the air conditioning.

Bet it never happened again to any kid after.

was it the new one or the classic? if its the new one your siblings were right because that movie was shit

fuck off von trier you suck.

Honestly, knowing how kids are why wouldn't you just let them go to the bathroom?

You're asking for some kid to shit or piss all over your classroom.

>tfw i invited everyone in my house to watch the place beyond the pines on the fifty inch in the living room
my mom is the only one who showed up and she left after an hour

Later it's a deterrent so you don't skip class still though you gotta shit or piss you gotta shit or piss.

Dogville is just a play on film.

It's your opinion user and it's the only one from him I've seen.

1959 obviously

This happens to me with YouTube videos


>watch YouTube video with friend
>friend doesn't pay attention, just wants it to end so they can show me a YouTube video

To be fair Mr Robot did get pretty shit later on.

Was he a nigger?

An acquaintance of mine posted the OP image on Facebook. The last time I watched a movie with him and a few other friends he autistically repeated all the 'cool' lines a few seconds after they were initially said. Like, he didn't talk about how cool they were or make jokes or anything; he just repeated them back to us as if we hadn't just seen it. To this day he's the most insufferable faggot I've ever encountered.

never watch something you are interested in for the first time with your gf. never.

either rewatch movies youve seen a bunch or watch popcorn flicks you dont care about.

we're all in it together user

it's pretty easy to miss the magic in it desu. snuck right up on me.

Bro o

you're both underage aren't you

My problem is sorta the opposite

>visit family on holidays
>mom constantly wants me to watch movies/shows she likes
>turns them on
>talks over the whole fucking thing
>I get annoyed and give up, look at stuff on my phone or leave the room
>she whines at me, "I wanted you to watch this!"

Really glad I only see her on holidays.

Never EVER show The Good the Bad and the Ugly to friends or family.

My family likes it. My only regret is that the only good quality version I could find had that stupid fucking yellow filter over the whole movie.

What does your mom want you to watch?

Having a conversation is a two way street. It's not one person's job to entertain the other. Being that the other person was on their phone they were putting in no effort whatsoever.

Just watch your favorite genre of film. Like martial art films or something.

>Show friend pilot for Scream Queens season one when it came out because I thought it was funny as shit
>Hardly paying attention
>We get to the scene where the guy Grace is interested in is in his underwear awkwardly trying to flirt
>Friend grabs the remote and fast forwards past the entire fucking scene and a little more
>"I can't stand when shows try forcing a romance"
>Later complains when he doesn't understand the plot
I gave up sharing shit

>tfw friends all went to film school or have studied film to some degree
>every film is universally agreed upon first and nobody uses their phones because we all want to be there
heh

Never show 2001 to anybody, women don't understand Clint Eastwood for some reason period.

>mfw watching Outlaw Josey Wales at mom's on tv and she doesn't like it because it's "old" and wants to change the channel

She's right though and it reminded me Clint will die in my life time.

this is an EXCELLENT rule of thumb

my gf drags me to terrible movies all the time. i just write scathing reviews in my head and tell her "it' was pretty good"

>doesn't know that there is always at least one kid who will try to skip class via a bathroom break or just go wander the halls or meet friends and just basically be lying about needing the bathroom

Seriously, most who say they need the bathroom don't actually need it, especially in high school. It is the teacher's responsibility if a kid does something harmful or is just caught in that lie.

Also, if someone has some figures to back it up, post them, but I am pretty sure that the number of people who actually would willingly shit/piss themselves because they need to go is negligibly low. A lack of fear of the stigma that would bring is probably a sign of serious problems with the kid.

Had similar shit happen with my friend, he legitimately thought that the video game sounds were at a reasonable volume and that it was everyone elses responsibility to ignore it if it bothered them. He is not invited anymore and he has told me he is glad of it because he only came around "because he'd kick himself if he refused the invite and found out something cool happened later."

>implying she doesn't know you're insincere when you say that and she doesn't "get you back" by agreeing to hang out and doesn't try to hide being uninterested

I have a friend who occasionally does this shit when we play video games in a group over xbox. The chat is already hard enough to hear everyone talking over each other, it gets fucking ridiculous when he starts spamming music because "lol it's funny and funnier that you get annoyed by it"

Deserved it desu

People with smart phones are cancer Tbh

My sister got a new phone and now she literally takes a picture of everything she eats

A brick nokia does everything you need

I enjoyed the neon demon, but come on, what kind of faggot doesn't watch football on thanksgiving?

>Watching a movie with gf neither of us have seen before
>movie opens in the middle of the action without explanation
>"what's going on?"

I'll watch Brazil with you, bro

Dr. Pavel, je suis GIGN

>Friend is a movie enthusiast
>Put on Bladerunner, one of our favorite sci-fi movie
>Me and my friend watch it attention
>Other friends say things such as "This film is too boring" "It sucks" "Is there gonna be sex or rape?"

This shit happens almost every time, I wonder what will they say when we're gonna watch Stalker (on our list of movies we want to see)

Well, I was a sophomore in high school so she may have thought I was bluffing.
But still.

You should watch Stalker by yourself. You can discuss it with your buddy later but it's better to watch it by yourself.

Fucking internet ruined at home television watching experience.

I browse during commercials or occasionally the bantz on here during characters I hate

This is true. There was a wannabe gangbanger that was in 4 of my major classes junior year of high school, and he asked to go to the bathroom in every single class every single day.

>watching television
you deserve it

I still have a terrible memory of showing my friends Blackadder. I even started with the first series. Never seen two human beings more awkwardly bored in their lives.
On the flip side I introduced one of those said friends and his girlfriend to Spaced and it instantly became one of their favourite shows and introduced him to a ton of British sketch comedy starting with Big Train.

>tfw thats me

I told my dad to watch it and he loved it :D he still talks about it sometimes

This is why I never watch shit with my dad. He can't sit his fucking ass down for 2 hours and constantly has to find an excuse to go to the kitchen/bathroom/smoke a few times and misses important bits. He has the ADD of a millennial.

>Try to show people a short 3 to 5 minute informative video about various topics, from media to science and sociopolitics
>Barely conscious the entire time and keep checking when it will end
>10 minutes later can overhear them listening to some cult of personality memeing fuck mumble through a similar topic for 15 fucking minutes straight.

My life feels like a Twilight Zone episode, I'm living in a society of circus clowns but I can't see their make up.

>show Coherence to my brother
>were both pretty baked and I wanted to see his reaction of the slowly building tension and terror of this absolute kino
>he's on his phone not 5 minutes into it
>10 minutes later of pissing around on the phone he leaves to play some shit video game

not that i had much respect for him before that but now I just feel like spitting in his face whenever i see him. fucking pleb idiot.

I find that anything over three hours isn't going to resonate with normies.

I'd say 2 hours, unless it's about a meme subject like 12 Years.

If I want to watch something seriously or to enjoy it myself (like a drama or something that requires attention) I'll watch it alone.
If I'm watching something like The Room I'll watch it with others. I hate watching films with other people so much.

the lord of the rings movies are all over 3 hours right?

Leae him alone, you cuck

underrated

Only the last one, unless you mean the extended editions.

dont watch kino with plebs

This thread has a fuck ton of underage posting going on. It's hilarious. None of these kids even watch television.

>showed Only God Forgives to girlfriend and her mother
>she's my ex now