and just let the knife. do the work
And just let the knife. do the work
WHAT ARE YOU
and just let the e. coli. infest your body
EGGS
NICE AND COOKED
Jack kitchen kino dump?
PIZZA
NICE AND THIN
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what the fuck
YORKSHIRE PUDDING
NICE AND AUTHENTIC
that looks as tough as a brick
A SHITTY MEMEWICH
Ramsey recipes really work.
at least the scrambled eggs one with mushrooms and the cherry tomatoes and toasted bread.
Got to make it a couple times and it was delicious.
I don't get it.
What's wrong with this?
Jesus what the fuck
jesus fucking christ
/ck/ here, am raging
nice trips tho
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you wouldn't happen to have a link handy now would you user?
Ramsay is a decent chef. Jamie Oliver is a fucking hack however.
OIL
NICE AND HOT
CHEESE
NICE AND SLICED
TONGS
NICE AND IGNORED
As a chef this makes me want to throw my monitor on the floor.
This fucking shitbird should stop fucking cooking
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whenever I see these bad cooking webms I know I would do the exact same shit
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cheddar''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
fucking amerifats I swear to god
I doubt it
top fucking kek
>americans
I still don't understand if this is a real show with a complete incompetent, or some kind of intentionally fucked up comedy webshow, or just a literal retard who doesn't understand what's going on making cooking videos on youtube that went viral
he doesn't have Michelin stars for nothing
Haha oh no, just one.
Jack thinks he's a good cook.
It's not comedy
And I think he's American average
Holy shit the comments by the plebs thinking teh eggs aren't cooked are seriously annoying me.
i think its the latter of the two.
Someone post the video where he goes to that dudes house and makes a steak dinner with his wife.
He really thinks hes a talented chef, giving clear and informative advice,
God damn how much butter did he use?
Remember, oil should be as cold as possible
>Filename
Ayyy
what kind of fucking idiot thinks it is alright to serve something like that?
How the fuck did it even get that wet?
ree
I fucking hate americans.
>/ck/
>not knowing ja/ck/
Jealous yuropoor detected. You people will never reach the skill Jack has in cooking and he only does it for fun.
Jesus Christ, watching that raw hamburger almost made me vomit.
inbread?
the fucking steak should be coated in oil, and the pan LIGHTLY covered in oil.
not a fucking quart
So are these webms just particularly spectacular fails, or is the whole show like this ?
how hard is it to leave it on the counter for a couple of hours and bring it to room temperature?
i am so triggerd
It's always like this
youtube.com
click any one of them
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I've never heard of this guy who's in all the videos. Is his thing is that he eats raw food.
love my ground beef rare
I sometimes wonder why my profession is so highly regarded, and then I see shit like this.
it is not that fucking hard to cook
nigga just stabbed a live chicken, that poor bird is bleeding, probably still trying to breath.
perfect burger
seared on each side for 3 seconds and served
new poached eggs meta
This man is a genius.
jesus christ
Nah, he's just bad
its not hard, just extremely complex, all the steps, ingredients, prep time, food you have to prepare for a full dish.
like lasagna, is not hard, but you have to make 20 things before making the actual lasagna and people can't take the time to do everything because they are scared of missing 1 crucial step and ruining 2/3 hours of food.
>12 fucking days
he thinks its okay to leave cooked me in the fridge for 12 fucking days
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn.
If that guy genuinely eats his mince that undercooked then he must be riddled with tape worms.
He used year-old freezer burned meat in the vid where he makes chili for a church cooking competition. He gets mad when he loses.
WATERMELON
HARD AND UNCUTABLE
if i've learn something from Gordon Ramsey is that food should be simple, 4 or 5 ingredients at best so every flavor can shine and not get overwhelm.
This dude doesn't give a fuck, 300 different shit, lets just put everything, flavor be dammed.
Holy shit, Jack Scalfani ? He's actually Italian ?!?. Jesus Christ, this guy is an embarrassment to every living Italian.
lmao
The Salmonella King is immune now
He's not Italian, he's American
WHO WANTS DESERT?
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wait a minute, he is still doing videos, what the fuck, i thought he stopped around 2008 or shit.
what the actual fuck, dear lord.
The guy in these webms is bad on purpose..... surely
Also who needs to cook when you have pic related.
HOW DO YO UFUCK THAT UP WHAT THE FUCK
JUST SERIOUSLY FUCKING FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ONLINE OR IN A BOOK OR ON THE PACKAGE.
HOW IS THIS HARD. FOR A """"""COOK"""""
*vomits*
Fuck all of you
Jack could choke all of you out like his son if he wanted to
what the fuck is wrong with this shit head
everything he makes is so liquidy
You know what I mean, Italian American then, they still have some food culture, certainly this would embarrass most of them
Nice quads
You should probably hang onto this:
mercurypoisoned.com
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vomited
Fucking cancerous reddit9k scum
i seen the end and nearly threw up
I think he's just super impatient/short attention span. I mean, look at this shit
Why does the autistic jackfag exist?
Is Jack Scalfani from the YouTube series "Cooking with Jack" our guy?
He has to get back to playing video games. And choking out his son. All so he can visit his pastor that wants to napalm Palestine.
What is this guy's website? I need to feel my rage
you really shouldn't eat canned fish every day. you'll end up with heavy metal poisoning.
i can't handle this thread and this dude's "food", i'm out.
of course hes a fucking braindead uncharted fan
Unbelievably underrated comment
That's not necessarily true though. Every fucking chef out there has it's own take on what the perfect meal should be, so take that with a grain of salt.
Some dishes are simple while others are not. If your ingredients are incompatible or the products are not fresh or have subpar quality, the cooking won't taste good just because it's kept simple.
>2 heaping tablespoons
Does he not know that a tablespoon is an actual set measurement? That was like six tablespoons.
Once you move to America all culture is obliterated
And yes, actual Italians would be horrified to see this
'''''Italian'''''-American is just a label