Be America

>be America
>have 1 civil war
>all 50 states united under one flag
>be Europe
>try to unify and centralise power
>everyone wants to leave

why can't we have a United States of Europe Sup Forums?

It would be boring af.

The whole point of europe existing is to complain about america in every opportunity they get whilst wishing they could have a fraction of what america does.

America is born of one great nation, Europe is made up of many great nation who have been fighting on and off since the inception of man.

Because your E.U is the same as our Articles of confederation. Not enough centeralized power.

Because you see, Americans can be reunited with Americans under one superstate. But you can't unite Germans with Brits for example since they're two different races.

You did but then most of you embraced Protestantism and your Henry 8 had create another schism because of Muh Dik Muh Church

Unifying a country for dummies:
>divide the populace into two distinct sides
>give everyone guns
>have a civil war
>stronger side wins
>losers get herded to concentration camps
>get their leaders executed and all of the significant intelligentsia exiled or ostracized
>wait for the next generation to grow up, about 20 years
>in the mean time, the hegemonic ideology flourishes while the opposing ideology stagnates (because you killed all the damn commies)
>invoke an external threat to get everyone under the same banner
>???
>profit

t: finland 1918-1939

>muslim apologists vs euros
>muslims with aks vs euros who are against weapons
>jihad
>muslims win
>losers get reeducated into islam
>Sup Forums executed
>wait for next generation
>islam flourishes and extremises itself on power
>call for the conquer of the USA under holy jihad
>???
>profit

SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S WHY

Because the EU decides the european law rather than the european laws first THEN EU law.

Also, the EU doesn't have unalienable rights like freedom of speech.

Maybe if Brit, German, French and Swedecucks would stop shovelling in all Africa, the EU could be a great nation. One day.

Maybe if their politicians would be statesmen instead of degenerate idiots who gets scared that someone says something bad about them in Twitter.

And two-faced liars to boot it.

And not even counting the average Western retard who does not move out of his moms basement until the age of 30, staying in the same district of his hometown in his entire life.

The problem is different cultures. We have to import refugees to make the continent more multicultural ;-)

We didnt have the tsars to help us cunt.

At least use the right flag.

Both unions should be broken up.

It hurts reading this retardation.
America is less homogenous than any European country.
>bongs and krauts are different races
>being this fucking stupid/believing the satire of pol

Most of us still hate each other.

The south gets a ton of shit from everyone because of the civil war and civil rights reactions. The north is full of carpetbaggers and liberal parasites. Commiefornia is the North Jr. And the Midwest is basically the south lite version. But we all criticize each other.

We're reaching a point though where we might just blow and have a second civil war.

>civil war
It would literally be the large urban cities against almost everyone else and we all know how poorly it would play out for the urbans.

lets hope this happens, sound like fun

>United States of America
>United States of Europe
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